All I ask... is don't park in my driveway (pic)
 

Came home last night (yeh a little faded) and somebody's car was parked iin my drive way...

http://www.dormbucks.com/dormbucks_milkshake.jpg

Guess we're both lucky ... all i had was a milkshake in my hand =)

super glue in the locks dude......

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

I blasted a car with a fresh pile of shit once. fucker parked in my spot 3 times in the same week after being told not to.

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nice job with the milkshake :)

owned!

8char

Ya good thing a cock wasnt in your hand. That car would have been fucked.

thats better for him than u getting it towed :1orglaugh

That would be some hilarious ownage right there....

Uh... they know where you live

i'd of called up a tow truck owner and have them tow it to some location that the owner doesn't know

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This is easily one of the funniest/witty posts ever on GFY!

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basball stick and some crashed glassed would help :)

Paint stripper would be a lot better ;)

What the fuck is the matter with people these days?

the guy will do the same to your car?

good job with milkshake :)

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

HEhehehhehe :)
Nice going ;)

yeah superglue his locks so the guy cant move the fuckin car, genius

next time just call a tow truck

Hey that's my car asshole!

hahahahhaa nice1! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

I had a similar problem once, so I got a piece of cardboard and wrote "I love penis" and duct-taped it to the back of the car. Sure enough the douche bag drove off with it.

good thing you didn't just buy yourself a new bowling ball

lol... noice

yeh, i didn't say i was thinking super clearly .... but ya gotta be at least a little impressed with the coverage / spray pattern for a drunk toss at 3am

nobody will ever park in your driveway ) :thumbsup am sure :thumbsup

Nice 1...

confiscate the car

That would work good, but then the car would really be stuck. If you could somehow move it and the glue it. That would work better.

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sorry I parked in your driveway. lmao j/k

I like shoving a bag of marbles up the exhaust pipe - doesn't do any damage but they make a lot of noise that'll drive them crazy trying to figure out where it's coming from!

shit that car wouldnt EXIST

have the bitch towed he'll love you for that first he'll have to pay $250 to get it out then when he gets it out he'll see the beautiful artwork you created on his windshield LOL

Good work Brett. :)

That shit's classic!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ahahaha...

Hey josh... Let's see some pics of the new girl

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I think the idea was to get them OUT of the yard.

I cant wait till your mom is in the house and you walk in and she telles you that she bought a new car and its parked outside.

Did they stay for the fries?

thats the way Im proud :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh too funny!

you should have contacted SilentKnight, he would have taken care of it...

:thumbsup :thumbsup lots of marbles!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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shit happends. Don't worry :)

now i know to stay away from your driveway :)

good point. Once the car leaves the driveway you may never see it again. But, your house will still be there after he picks up that carton of eggs. Or box of matches.