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Old 07-14-2006, 05:30 PM   #1
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why my GF left me :(
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:34 PM   #2
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She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:36 PM   #3
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:36 PM   #4
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:36 PM   #5
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:39 PM   #6
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:40 PM   #7
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:40 PM   #8
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She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
damn your right! haha
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:40 PM   #9
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:40 PM   #10
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lmao... excellent One of the better things I've heard in a while, gfy or otherwise
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:41 PM   #11
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:46 PM   #12
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:47 PM   #13
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:49 PM   #14
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She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
LOL thats funny.
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:54 PM   #15
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:57 PM   #16
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:59 PM   #17
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She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:01 PM   #18
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...and if she's coming back, let's drink for it!
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:03 PM   #19
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:04 PM   #20
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:06 PM   #21
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:10 PM   #22
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:17 PM   #23
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:21 PM   #24
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:22 PM   #25
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She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:27 PM   #26
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Classic one, mate...

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Old 07-14-2006, 06:30 PM   #27
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:31 PM   #28
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Haha.. heard it before but still funny as fuck.
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:51 PM   #29
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Old 07-14-2006, 06:55 PM   #30
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LMAO ! All woman wants to cutoff their hubby's spendings (while they already spend 5x more), but you really can't fuck with theirs.
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:16 PM   #32
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:42 PM   #35
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:43 PM   #36
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:04 PM   #37
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so I told you make up is more valued than beer... hahahahhaa
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lol, Darrel Hammond said it on the Conan rerun the other night ;) Funny as hell! lol
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lol thats quite funnt mate.

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She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
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