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why my GF left me :(

07-14-2006, 04:30 PM

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
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07-14-2006, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Wanton

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

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07-14-2006, 04:36 PM

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07-14-2006, 04:36 PM

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07-14-2006, 04:36 PM

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07-14-2006, 04:39 PM

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07-14-2006, 04:40 PM

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07-14-2006, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by Wanton

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

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07-14-2006, 04:40 PM

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07-14-2006, 04:40 PM

lmao... excellent One of the better things I've heard in a while, gfy or otherwise
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07-14-2006, 04:41 PM

lol,, good one

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07-14-2006, 04:46 PM

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07-14-2006, 04:47 PM

sorry man but thats pretty funny

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07-14-2006, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by Wanton

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

LOL thats funny.

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07-14-2006, 04:54 PM

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07-14-2006, 04:57 PM

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07-14-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Wanton

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
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07-14-2006, 05:01 PM

...and if she's coming back, let's drink for it!
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07-14-2006, 05:03 PM

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07-14-2006, 05:04 PM

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07-14-2006, 05:06 PM

Hahaha, that's fucked up!

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07-14-2006, 05:10 PM

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07-14-2006, 05:17 PM

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07-14-2006, 05:21 PM

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07-14-2006, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by Wanton

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

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07-14-2006, 05:27 PM

Classic one, mate...

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07-14-2006, 05:30 PM

hahaha that a kewl one

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07-14-2006, 05:31 PM

Haha.. heard it before but still funny as fuck.
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07-14-2006, 05:51 PM

Lmao..I gotta remember that one

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07-14-2006, 05:55 PM

LMAO ! All woman wants to cutoff their hubby's spendings (while they already spend 5x more), but you really can't fuck with theirs.

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07-14-2006, 07:14 PM

LOL

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07-14-2006, 07:16 PM

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07-14-2006, 07:27 PM

I love it!
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07-14-2006, 07:28 PM

you should make a site about her

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07-14-2006, 07:42 PM

hahaha funny shit man

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07-14-2006, 07:43 PM

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07-14-2006, 08:04 PM

so I told you make up is more valued than beer... hahahahhaa
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07-14-2006, 08:19 PM

some people just cant handle the truth
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07-14-2006, 08:20 PM

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07-14-2006, 08:21 PM

lol, Darrel Hammond said it on the Conan rerun the other night ;) Funny as hell! lol

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07-14-2006, 09:52 PM

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07-14-2006, 09:54 PM

lol thats quite funnt mate.

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07-14-2006, 10:02 PM

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07-14-2006, 10:07 PM

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07-14-2006, 10:27 PM

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07-14-2006, 11:32 PM

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07-14-2006, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by Wanton

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....

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07-14-2006, 11:42 PM

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07-15-2006, 12:17 AM

bahahaha that was hilarious

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07-15-2006, 12:50 AM

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