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Any Turkey Slap reality sites?
Turkey slap seems to be in the news and scandal rags lately. Searches rising.. Any sites?
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Seems I don't get out much, wtf is a Turkey Slap?
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SSSHHHHHH!!! Keep this low down. I got one coming for you soon.
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The following is a transcription of the "turkey-slap" incident involving three Big Brother contestants.
Ash and John call Camilla to their bed <p/>Camilla: "Why, what are you doing? You're not going to fart on me, are you?" <p/>John: "No, better." <p/>Camilla: "Did you just fart?" Advertisement: <p/>John: "Get in the middle." <p/>Ash: "We're not going to do nothing, seriously." <p/>Camilla laughs <p/>John: "Lie down and shut your eyes." <p/>Camilla: "Why?" <p/>Ash: "Just lie down and shut your eyes." <p/>Camilla: "What are you going to do? You're not going to turkey slap me, are you?" <p/>Ash: "No." <p/>Camilla: "You are, you liars. Let me in. I'll hurt you if you do. I'll come and bite it." <p/>John: (pins Camilla's arms in bed) "Go.".Ash: (as he unbuttons his jeans and pushes his penis into Camilla's face) "Check this out, hold her down, hold her down." Boys both laugh Camilla: (screams) "Hey ... I just got turkey slapped!" Boys cackle Camilla: "You guys are mean to me." Ash: "It's funny though." Camilla: "You're mean. That was so mean." |
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They forgot to gobble ?
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lol i never heard of it before the aussie BB incident either...
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The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis. |
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are they released yet?
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errrr Turkey Slap???
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look it up, MaddCaz ;) lol
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now that I think about it that shit that hangs off a turkey's face does look like a scrotum
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or for that matter, any Tea Bag sites?
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wtf......
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We've already got a few Big Brother tapes on the front of Paparazzi Filth Exposed, so cash in on your Big Brother traffic today.
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yep BB was the first time I had heard of a turkeyslap
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