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Brujah 07-07-2006 08:01 AM

Any Turkey Slap reality sites?
 
Turkey slap seems to be in the news and scandal rags lately. Searches rising.. Any sites?

L-Pink 07-07-2006 08:04 AM

Seems I don't get out much, wtf is a Turkey Slap?

Brujah 07-07-2006 08:08 AM

http://news.google.com/news?q=turkey%20slap

slapass 07-07-2006 08:08 AM

SSSHHHHHH!!! Keep this low down. I got one coming for you soon.

:winkwink:

Tdog 07-07-2006 08:25 AM

The following is a transcription of the "turkey-slap" incident involving three Big Brother contestants.

Ash and John call Camilla to their bed

<p/>Camilla: "Why, what are you doing? You're not going to fart on me, are you?"

<p/>John: "No, better."

<p/>Camilla: "Did you just fart?"

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<p/>John: "Get in the middle."

<p/>Ash: "We're not going to do nothing, seriously."

<p/>Camilla laughs

<p/>John: "Lie down and shut your eyes."

<p/>Camilla: "Why?"

<p/>Ash: "Just lie down and shut your eyes."

<p/>Camilla: "What are you going to do? You're not going to turkey slap me, are you?"

<p/>Ash: "No."

<p/>Camilla: "You are, you liars. Let me in. I'll hurt you if you do. I'll come and bite it."

<p/>John: (pins Camilla's arms in bed) "Go.".Ash: (as he unbuttons his jeans and pushes his penis into Camilla's face) "Check this out, hold her down, hold her down."

Boys both laugh

Camilla: (screams) "Hey ... I just got turkey slapped!"

Boys cackle

Camilla: "You guys are mean to me."

Ash: "It's funny though."

Camilla: "You're mean. That was so mean."

Brujah 07-07-2006 08:37 AM

They forgot to gobble ?

nico-t 07-07-2006 09:03 AM

lol i never heard of it before the aussie BB incident either...

J. Falcon 07-07-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink
Seems I don't get out much, wtf is a Turkey Slap?




The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.

Brujah 07-10-2006 11:48 AM

are they released yet?

MaddCaz 07-10-2006 11:50 AM

errrr Turkey Slap???

Brujah 07-12-2006 11:40 PM

look it up, MaddCaz ;) lol

Ace_luffy 07-12-2006 11:42 PM

:helpme :helpme

Bdiddy 07-12-2006 11:49 PM

now that I think about it that shit that hangs off a turkey's face does look like a scrotum

Brujah 07-12-2006 11:52 PM

or for that matter, any Tea Bag sites?

CamsLord 07-12-2006 11:54 PM

wtf......

r-c-e 07-13-2006 12:06 AM

We've already got a few Big Brother tapes on the front of Paparazzi Filth Exposed, so cash in on your Big Brother traffic today. :)

hoxton 07-13-2006 12:08 AM

yep BB was the first time I had heard of a turkeyslap

Taboo 07-13-2006 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

you got the singular, I got the plural, :winkwink: :1orglaugh

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