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Old 07-07-2006, 08:25 AM  
Tdog
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The following is a transcription of the "turkey-slap" incident involving three Big Brother contestants.

Ash and John call Camilla to their bed

<p/>Camilla: "Why, what are you doing? You're not going to fart on me, are you?"

<p/>John: "No, better."

<p/>Camilla: "Did you just fart?"

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<p/>John: "Get in the middle."

<p/>Ash: "We're not going to do nothing, seriously."

<p/>Camilla laughs

<p/>John: "Lie down and shut your eyes."

<p/>Camilla: "Why?"

<p/>Ash: "Just lie down and shut your eyes."

<p/>Camilla: "What are you going to do? You're not going to turkey slap me, are you?"

<p/>Ash: "No."

<p/>Camilla: "You are, you liars. Let me in. I'll hurt you if you do. I'll come and bite it."

<p/>John: (pins Camilla's arms in bed) "Go.".Ash: (as he unbuttons his jeans and pushes his penis into Camilla's face) "Check this out, hold her down, hold her down."

Boys both laugh

Camilla: (screams) "Hey ... I just got turkey slapped!"

Boys cackle

Camilla: "You guys are mean to me."

Ash: "It's funny though."

Camilla: "You're mean. That was so mean."
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