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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Can we please stop pretending.
Lets cover a few things.
80% of you do not hate McDonald's. Most people here will and do eat fast food and often. Nobody is buying that everyone around here only drinks green tea, water, and alcohol. Ok alcohol maybe. The vast majority of every single person here and some married or taken ones would hit nearly every typical model ever posted without second thought. Give it up you do not give a shit if she has some fuzz, or a mole near her fuck hole. At least 30% if not more of you are only here to tell your friends that "your in porn" and you retell stories and events you read here to impress them. Beta testing in primarly bullshit. If anyone can sign up and promote its not beta testing. While I am thinking of it, how often has anything changed aside from an ever increasing ratio at a site that started of in beta testing? Almost nothing ever maintains a 1:200 average or better ratio unless every source of traffic is filtered through 9 pages of "do you want to join a site that costs 29.95 a month" links, or you have top search results for "porn sites that take visa". It does matter and bother you if someone stiffs you for even fifty bucks. There is no such thing as "its chump change, stop bitching". Being a online marketer is not being a pimp. Every ones favorite movie can not be God father, Scarface, or Casino. Sure they were good films but come on we get it. The mafia thing is cool and all but fuck lets try not to pretend this shit we do is even as organized as a dyslexic secretaries filing cabinet. Almost nobody every beats up nobody. Most webmasters like shiny new widgets and will sell their morals to obtain one for free. Not every program shaves. Hell a vast majority of smaller programs could not even afford the software required to do so on the first place. Everybody does not work out unless typing counts as exercise. Nowhere near as many people started in this business between 94 and 99 as they claim. You would fuck Paris or Britney if given the chance. Lastly lets not pretend this post matters at all. I was just bored and venting.
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I agree with a bunch of the shit
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I can change this!!!!!
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alot of good points.. but i think you missed a few beats on a few things
30% is more along the lines of 89 |
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Pretty good post, actually.
I wish people posted shit like this when I started back in 1999.
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It's coming look busy
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Porn Meister
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I dont post bullshit, and thats the only persons posts I have control of ;)
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43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Woah, that pretty much sums it all up...
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Nice post
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I help you SUCCEED
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Nice post. You should put that on a blog cuz it's a sweet piece of blog content. Throw in some keywords too
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It's coming look busy
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AfterShock..... except for the food crap I tend to agree with most of what you said.... ranting or not.
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You forgot about.. most people here are not in this biz anyway, they just like to think they are
PS.. Don't hate McDonald's, but only eaten in about one in the last decade
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It's coming look busy
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Fucking awesome post!
So many people that think they are in this biz are simple sig whores. |
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How many people that are in this online adult entertainment business could even put a html file on a server? or even make a simple free site or gallery.
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It's coming look busy
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Oh and another thing about always eating healthy. I have been to the shows. I have seen many of you people eating. I do not recall seeing a run on any steamed veggies or the salad bar. I do however seem to recall lots of burgers, beer, fried foods, chocolate fountains, chips, candy, and junk food. Supplemented by the occassional sandwhich or sushi run.
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Choice is an Illusion
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I agree
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Seen similar stuff from guys with titles like "Technical Director" or "Director of Operations" in other online fields. Nice guy.. but one of them called round a few years back when his company went public (can't remember the figure, but was a good lump of money). He literally burst into tears while chatting - he was basically shitting himself because he had the tech responsibility of managing an multi-million $ public company and knew very, very little. Flip side is... there are some very able young guys (and girls) out there with more than a clue. Only wish I was their age now
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i am too lazy to eat healthy, but i wish i could
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love the post......all of them!!!
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lotta good points there! I have to admit, I pretend to be dumb but I'm really smart LOL
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Tanker, what kind of name is that anyway?
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Bon temps!
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The smell inside McDonalds literally makes me nauseous
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Whats up man your a blast from the past good to see you around. "Tanker" I just made it up |
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LOL I wouldn't do Paris ever; she reminds me of a filly. Britney; I like her chubby, so probably so.
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You left out the extreme work ethics that are touted here, particularly the 16-20 hour work days, 7 days a week.
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I wish people posted shit like this when I started back in 1967.
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Very nice post After Shock Media. And so true
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So Fucking Banned
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Thats so funny, and I agree with all of it.
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totally agreed
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I dunno how it fits in, but I love all these May2006 webmasters with 10k in posts - Sooooo pimpin' to be the biggest loudmouth at the most ghetto of playgrounds.
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Will trade SE hits for CJ hits
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excellent post
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I agree
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Post of the month. Perhaps of the year.
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i agree with alot, except the drinks... sadly, all i do is drink alcohol and water... if you seen my desk, you'd see bottles of captian morgan, and jagermeister, and aquafina... my 3 fav drinks
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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The truth does hurt.
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id fuck britney spears but not paris hilton (i dont want the herp)
and all i do is drink green tea, water, jager, and capt morgans... your partially right on the mcdonalds thing, while i HATE mcdonalds, i sure do love their breakfast :P and im here for the money, and the good times, not the bragging.
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I agree to that. Your really bored.
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