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  • After Shock Media
    It's coming look busy
    • Mar 2001
    • 35299

    #1

    Can we please stop pretending.

    Lets cover a few things.
    80% of you do not hate McDonald's.

    Most people here will and do eat fast food and often.

    Nobody is buying that everyone around here only drinks green tea, water, and alcohol. Ok alcohol maybe.

    The vast majority of every single person here and some married or taken ones would hit nearly every typical model ever posted without second thought. Give it up you do not give a shit if she has some fuzz, or a mole near her fuck hole.

    At least 30% if not more of you are only here to tell your friends that "your in porn" and you retell stories and events you read here to impress them.

    Beta testing in primarly bullshit. If anyone can sign up and promote its not beta testing. While I am thinking of it, how often has anything changed aside from an ever increasing ratio at a site that started of in beta testing?

    Almost nothing ever maintains a 1:200 average or better ratio unless every source of traffic is filtered through 9 pages of "do you want to join a site that costs 29.95 a month" links, or you have top search results for "porn sites that take visa".

    It does matter and bother you if someone stiffs you for even fifty bucks. There is no such thing as "its chump change, stop bitching".

    Being a online marketer is not being a pimp.

    Every ones favorite movie can not be God father, Scarface, or Casino. Sure they were good films but come on we get it. The mafia thing is cool and all but fuck lets try not to pretend this shit we do is even as organized as a dyslexic secretaries filing cabinet.

    Almost nobody every beats up nobody.

    Most webmasters like shiny new widgets and will sell their morals to obtain one for free.

    Not every program shaves. Hell a vast majority of smaller programs could not even afford the software required to do so on the first place.

    Everybody does not work out unless typing counts as exercise.

    Nowhere near as many people started in this business between 94 and 99 as they claim.

    You would fuck Paris or Britney if given the chance.

    Lastly lets not pretend this post matters at all. I was just bored and venting.

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  • MaddCaz
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    • Mar 2006
    • 9483

    #2
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    • Screaming
      I can change this!!!!!
      • Feb 2004
      • 18972

      #3
      alot of good points.. but i think you missed a few beats on a few things

      30% is more along the lines of 89

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      • jimmy-3-way
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2001
        • 3861

        #4
        Pretty good post, actually.

        I wish people posted shit like this when I started back in 1999.
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        • After Shock Media
          It's coming look busy
          • Mar 2001
          • 35299

          #5
          Originally posted by Screaming
          alot of good points.. but i think you missed a few beats on a few things

          30% is more along the lines of 89
          Well I am pretty sure I at least got the talking out my ass part correct.

          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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          • Tom_PM
            Porn Meister
            • Feb 2005
            • 16443

            #6
            I dont post bullshit, and thats the only persons posts I have control of ;)
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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94037

              #7
              Woah, that pretty much sums it all up...

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              • wdforty
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 1824

                #8
                Nice post
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                • $5 submissions
                  I help you SUCCEED
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 32189

                  #9
                  Nice post. You should put that on a blog cuz it's a sweet piece of blog content. Throw in some keywords too

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                  • After Shock Media
                    It's coming look busy
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 35299

                    #10
                    Originally posted by $5 submissions
                    Nice post. You should put that on a blog cuz it's a sweet piece of blog content. Throw in some keywords too
                    Hahaha nah GFY is my blog. If I wish to rant I do it here. Taking on something else would be the death of me I am sure.

                    [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                    • BlingDaddy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 6343

                      #11
                      AfterShock..... except for the food crap I tend to agree with most of what you said.... ranting or not.
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                      • Webby
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 14956

                        #12
                        You forgot about.. most people here are not in this biz anyway, they just like to think they are


                        PS.. Don't hate McDonald's, but only eaten in about one in the last decade
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                        • After Shock Media
                          It's coming look busy
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 35299

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Webby
                          You forgot about.. most people here are not in this biz anyway, they just like to think they are
                          I think that falls into the to tell their friends category.

                          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                          • Tanker
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2000
                            • 9287

                            #14
                            Fucking awesome post!

                            So many people that think they are in this biz are simple sig whores.

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                            • Tanker
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2000
                              • 9287

                              #15
                              How many people that are in this online adult entertainment business could even put a html file on a server? or even make a simple free site or gallery.

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                              • After Shock Media
                                It's coming look busy
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 35299

                                #16
                                Oh and another thing about always eating healthy. I have been to the shows. I have seen many of you people eating. I do not recall seeing a run on any steamed veggies or the salad bar. I do however seem to recall lots of burgers, beer, fried foods, chocolate fountains, chips, candy, and junk food. Supplemented by the occassional sandwhich or sushi run.

                                [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                • Barefootsies
                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 42635

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                  Lets cover a few things.
                                  80% of you do not hate McDonald's.

                                  Most people here will and do eat fast food and often.

                                  Nobody is buying that everyone around here only drinks green tea, water, and alcohol. Ok alcohol maybe.

                                  The vast majority of every single person here and some married or taken ones would hit nearly every typical model ever posted without second thought. Give it up you do not give a shit if she has some fuzz, or a mole near her fuck hole.

                                  At least 30% if not more of you are only here to tell your friends that "your in porn" and you retell stories and events you read here to impress them.

                                  Beta testing in primarly bullshit. If anyone can sign up and promote its not beta testing. While I am thinking of it, how often has anything changed aside from an ever increasing ratio at a site that started of in beta testing?

                                  Almost nothing ever maintains a 1:200 average or better ratio unless every source of traffic is filtered through 9 pages of "do you want to join a site that costs 29.95 a month" links, or you have top search results for "porn sites that take visa".

                                  It does matter and bother you if someone stiffs you for even fifty bucks. There is no such thing as "its chump change, stop bitching".

                                  Being a online marketer is not being a pimp.

                                  Every ones favorite movie can not be God father, Scarface, or Casino. Sure they were good films but come on we get it. The mafia thing is cool and all but fuck lets try not to pretend this shit we do is even as organized as a dyslexic secretaries filing cabinet.

                                  Almost nobody every beats up nobody.

                                  Most webmasters like shiny new widgets and will sell their morals to obtain one for free.

                                  Not every program shaves. Hell a vast majority of smaller programs could not even afford the software required to do so on the first place.

                                  Everybody does not work out unless typing counts as exercise.

                                  Nowhere near as many people started in this business between 94 and 99 as they claim.

                                  You would fuck Paris or Britney if given the chance.

                                  Lastly lets not pretend this post matters at all. I was just bored and venting.
                                  Awesome summation.

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                                  • woj
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                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 47880

                                    #18
                                    I agree
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                                    • Webby
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14956

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Tanker
                                      How many people that are in this online adult entertainment business could even put a html file on a server? or even make a simple free site or gallery.
                                      Kinda find that frightening Tanker - tho "adult" is not alone.

                                      Seen similar stuff from guys with titles like "Technical Director" or "Director of Operations" in other online fields. Nice guy.. but one of them called round a few years back when his company went public (can't remember the figure, but was a good lump of money). He literally burst into tears while chatting - he was basically shitting himself because he had the tech responsibility of managing an multi-million $ public company and knew very, very little.

                                      Flip side is... there are some very able young guys (and girls) out there with more than a clue. Only wish I was their age now
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                                      • Doctor Dre
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 51692

                                        #20
                                        It does matter and bother you if someone stiffs you for even fifty bucks. There is no such thing as "its chump change, stop bitching".
                                        Yes but I'm not gonna stir drama because of $50.
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                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                        • E$_manager
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 13557

                                          #21
                                          i am too lazy to eat healthy, but i wish i could
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                                          • Nessa85
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2006
                                            • 220

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                            Oh and another thing about always eating healthy. I have been to the shows. I have seen many of you people eating. I do not recall seeing a run on any steamed veggies or the salad bar. I do however seem to recall lots of burgers, beer, fried foods, chocolate fountains, chips, candy, and junk food. Supplemented by the occassional sandwhich or sushi run.

                                            love the post......all of them!!!

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                                            • blazi
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 4321

                                              #23
                                              lotta good points there! I have to admit, I pretend to be dumb but I'm really smart LOL

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                                              • jimmy-3-way
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 3861

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Tanker
                                                How many people that are in this online adult entertainment business could even put a html file on a server? or even make a simple free site or gallery.
                                                Stop talking gibberish, surfer.

                                                Tanker, what kind of name is that anyway?
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                                                • mardigras
                                                  Bon temps!
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 14194

                                                  #25
                                                  The smell inside McDonalds literally makes me nauseous
                                                  .

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                                                  • Tanker
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2000
                                                    • 9287

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                    Stop talking gibberish, surfer.

                                                    Tanker, what kind of name is that anyway?

                                                    Whats up man your a blast from the past

                                                    good to see you around.



                                                    "Tanker" I just made it up

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                                                    • chase
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 6019

                                                      #27
                                                      LOL I wouldn't do Paris ever; she reminds me of a filly. Britney; I like her chubby, so probably so.
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                                                      • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                        North Coast Pimp
                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                        • 9395

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                        Lets cover a few things.
                                                        80% of you do not hate McDonald's.

                                                        Most people here will and do eat fast food and often.

                                                        Nobody is buying that everyone around here only drinks green tea, water, and alcohol. Ok alcohol maybe.

                                                        The vast majority of every single person here and some married or taken ones would hit nearly every typical model ever posted without second thought. Give it up you do not give a shit if she has some fuzz, or a mole near her fuck hole.

                                                        At least 30% if not more of you are only here to tell your friends that "your in porn" and you retell stories and events you read here to impress them.

                                                        Beta testing in primarly bullshit. If anyone can sign up and promote its not beta testing. While I am thinking of it, how often has anything changed aside from an ever increasing ratio at a site that started of in beta testing?

                                                        Almost nothing ever maintains a 1:200 average or better ratio unless every source of traffic is filtered through 9 pages of "do you want to join a site that costs 29.95 a month" links, or you have top search results for "porn sites that take visa".

                                                        It does matter and bother you if someone stiffs you for even fifty bucks. There is no such thing as "its chump change, stop bitching".

                                                        Being a online marketer is not being a pimp.

                                                        Every ones favorite movie can not be God father, Scarface, or Casino. Sure they were good films but come on we get it. The mafia thing is cool and all but fuck lets try not to pretend this shit we do is even as organized as a dyslexic secretaries filing cabinet.

                                                        Almost nobody every beats up nobody.

                                                        Most webmasters like shiny new widgets and will sell their morals to obtain one for free.

                                                        Not every program shaves. Hell a vast majority of smaller programs could not even afford the software required to do so on the first place.

                                                        Everybody does not work out unless typing counts as exercise.

                                                        Nowhere near as many people started in this business between 94 and 99 as they claim.

                                                        You would fuck Paris or Britney if given the chance.

                                                        Lastly lets not pretend this post matters at all. I was just bored and venting.
                                                        After Shock!

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                                                        • frankfortuna
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 1504

                                                          #29
                                                          You left out the extreme work ethics that are touted here, particularly the 16-20 hour work days, 7 days a week.

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                                                          • MyNameIsNobody
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                            • 2947

                                                            #30
                                                            I wish people posted shit like this when I started back in 1967.

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                                                            • Mohawk Steve
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                                                              • Apr 2005
                                                              • 3223

                                                              #31
                                                              Very nice post After Shock Media. And so true
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                                                              • shahab6
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                • 1614

                                                                #32
                                                                Thats so funny, and I agree with all of it.

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                                                                • CamsLord
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                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                  • 3663

                                                                  #33
                                                                  totally agreed
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                                                                  • Tat2Jr
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                    • 4882

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Great post!

                                                                    I dunno how it fits in, but I love all these May2006 webmasters with 10k in posts - Sooooo pimpin' to be the biggest loudmouth at the most ghetto of playgrounds.
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                                                                    • goldrush
                                                                      Will trade SE hits for CJ hits
                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                      • 661

                                                                      #35
                                                                      excellent post
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                                                                      • gooddomains
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                        • 10127

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                        Lets cover a few things.
                                                                        80% of you do not hate McDonald's.

                                                                        Most people here will and do eat fast food and often.

                                                                        Nobody is buying that everyone around here only drinks green tea, water, and alcohol. Ok alcohol maybe.

                                                                        The vast majority of every single person here and some married or taken ones would hit nearly every typical model ever posted without second thought. Give it up you do not give a shit if she has some fuzz, or a mole near her fuck hole.

                                                                        At least 30% if not more of you are only here to tell your friends that "your in porn" and you retell stories and events you read here to impress them.

                                                                        Beta testing in primarly bullshit. If anyone can sign up and promote its not beta testing. While I am thinking of it, how often has anything changed aside from an ever increasing ratio at a site that started of in beta testing?

                                                                        Almost nothing ever maintains a 1:200 average or better ratio unless every source of traffic is filtered through 9 pages of "do you want to join a site that costs 29.95 a month" links, or you have top search results for "porn sites that take visa".

                                                                        It does matter and bother you if someone stiffs you for even fifty bucks. There is no such thing as "its chump change, stop bitching".

                                                                        Being a online marketer is not being a pimp.

                                                                        Every ones favorite movie can not be God father, Scarface, or Casino. Sure they were good films but come on we get it. The mafia thing is cool and all but fuck lets try not to pretend this shit we do is even as organized as a dyslexic secretaries filing cabinet.

                                                                        Almost nobody every beats up nobody.

                                                                        Most webmasters like shiny new widgets and will sell their morals to obtain one for free.

                                                                        Not every program shaves. Hell a vast majority of smaller programs could not even afford the software required to do so on the first place.

                                                                        Everybody does not work out unless typing counts as exercise.

                                                                        Nowhere near as many people started in this business between 94 and 99 as they claim.

                                                                        You would fuck Paris or Britney if given the chance.

                                                                        Lastly lets not pretend this post matters at all. I was just bored and venting.

                                                                        All so very true

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                                                                        • anne
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 1149

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I agree
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                                                                          • selena
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                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 7995

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Post of the month. Perhaps of the year.
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                                                                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 16502

                                                                              #39
                                                                              i agree with alot, except the drinks... sadly, all i do is drink alcohol and water... if you seen my desk, you'd see bottles of captian morgan, and jagermeister, and aquafina... my 3 fav drinks

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                                                                              • Vitasoy
                                                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 58202

                                                                                #40
                                                                                The truth does hurt.


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                                                                                • jimmy-3-way
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                  • 3861

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by frankfortuna
                                                                                  You left out the extreme work ethics that are touted here, particularly the 16-20 hour work days, 7 days a week.
                                                                                  Wait, wait, wait. Posting on GFY and surfing MySpace for 'talent' doesn't count as working? Doh.
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                                                                                  • Webby
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 14956

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                                                    Wait, wait, wait. Posting on GFY and surfing MySpace for 'talent' doesn't count as working? Doh.
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                                                                                    • Kimo
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                                                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                                                      • 11542

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      id fuck britney spears but not paris hilton (i dont want the herp)

                                                                                      and all i do is drink green tea, water, jager, and capt morgans...

                                                                                      your partially right on the mcdonalds thing, while i HATE mcdonalds, i sure do love their breakfast :P

                                                                                      and im here for the money, and the good times, not the bragging.
                                                                                      ...

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                                                                                      • themanager
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                                                        • 508

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I agree to that. Your really bored.

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