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madawgz · 07-06-2006, 03:48 PM

Start eating THREE Almonds everyday....and you wont get cancer!

no fucking joke!

source: Edgar Cayce

thank me later

ridikuloz · 07-06-2006, 03:57 PM

someone told me if you smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day, it'll prevent lung cancer.

flashbang · 07-06-2006, 03:58 PM

almonds are also known for preventing delaying the effects of alzheimers

Scott McD · 07-06-2006, 03:59 PM

BoyAlley · 07-06-2006, 04:00 PM

I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds....

Trixxxia · 07-06-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

Start eating THREE Almonds everyday....and you wont get cancer!

no fucking joke!

source: Edgar Cayce

thank me later

It's actually recommended to pregnant women too if the baby isn't gaining weight.

scottybuzz · 07-06-2006, 04:06 PM

hahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

fallenmuffin · 07-06-2006, 04:11 PM

I'll take my chances with cancer.

woj · 07-06-2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

notabook · 07-06-2006, 04:12 PM

I'm sure those almonds will stop genetically inherited cancers as well. Almonds are Gods food.

E$_manager · 07-06-2006, 04:14 PM

and if you don't want to become old and live more than 100 years eat dill every day - 100gramms.
this is serious.
You thank me later (if i will bw alive still)

madawgz · 07-06-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds....

elron · 07-06-2006, 05:00 PM

Well guaranteed way for not getting cancer ---> shoot yourself in the head .
100% success so far ...

E$_manager · 07-06-2006, 05:08 PM

guillotine would be better

ridikuloz · 07-06-2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds....

are they....cashews?

ravid · 07-06-2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds....

I wanna try that.

Skillz Unlimited · 07-06-2006, 05:25 PM

lol - you guys are killing me.

CheneyRumsfeld · 07-06-2006, 06:42 PM

if you really want to live a long time, stay the hell away from doctors.
they fuck up more than you believe.

Brujah · 07-06-2006, 06:44 PM

Thanks for the advice, now how about Edgar Cayce thoughts on Atlantis?

Bdiddy · 07-06-2006, 06:46 PM

drink some green tea as well

xclusive · 07-06-2006, 06:48 PM

I'm going to start a website saying give me all your money and you won't get cancer...I'll let you know the url when i'm done. Make sure to follow the instructions and you will be fine.

Chrome · 07-06-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds....

ew.... you ruined almonds for me forever... lmao

CamsLord · 07-06-2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

pornguy · 07-06-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

if you really want to live a long time, stay the hell away from doctors.
they fuck up more than you believe.

You aint kidding, and then they fucking charge you an arm and a leg, providing you did not lose them.

Scootermuze · 07-06-2006, 07:05 PM

Current research confirms the validity of all these statements. The primary research on almonds in the prevention of disease looks at them as a source of healthy fat (as opposed to highly saturated animal fats). Most has focused on heart disease and lowering of cholesterol rather than cancer.

Article

dRI-X · 07-06-2006, 07:06 PM

is anyone from you guys here knows tegreen97?well, it is the product that is being endorsed by prostate cancer research institute in kansan that prevents you from having prostate cancer. i distribute them

Big_Red · 07-06-2006, 08:13 PM

ok so like i like to overdue things. what if i eat 100 almonds every day?

Doctor Dre · 07-06-2006, 08:16 PM

If this is as accurate as the numbers you throw in the air everyday... then we will all die soon

notabook · 07-06-2006, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

ok so like i like to overdue things. what if i eat 100 almonds every day?

This happens.

Except the flame doesn't come out of your mouth ;)

pr0phet · 07-06-2006, 08:26 PM

I should probably quit smoking first

CaptainHowdy · 07-06-2006, 08:27 PM

Thanks for the health tip... ;(!

ProducerCashDave · 07-06-2006, 08:28 PM

I like almonds

lyn1 · 07-06-2006, 08:34 PM

Eating 3 almonds a day will prevent cancer?????????????????????????

A balance diet does the same thing. Where it all goes fucking wrong is living in a polluted world.

It is no good eating 3 almonds a day or a balanced diet if you going to smoke pot, snort heroin, drink town water that is poisoned with fluoride and chlorine, breath in car fumes, suffer microwaves from your cell phone, eat food that is full of chemical, preservative, genetically modified, nuked with gamma rays, live in a house that is painted with polymers, has plastics, have sex with infected woman, etc, etc.

Mix one or all of the above with 3 almonds a day and you have a recipe for a short life.

Oh, for all you pissheads, I left out booze. We need at least one vice to enjoy life.

Lyn

OG LennyT · 07-06-2006, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I eat 2 nuts almost everyday but they're not almonds....

LOL

Big_Red · 07-06-2006, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

This happens.

Except the flame doesn't come out of your mouth ;)

Oh shit. three almonds it is.

Big_Red · 07-06-2006, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

Eating 3 almonds a day will prevent cancer?????????????????????????

A balance diet does the same thing. Where it all goes fucking wrong is living in a polluted world.

It is no good eating 3 almonds a day or a balanced diet if you going to smoke pot, snort heroin, drink town water that is poisoned with fluoride and chlorine, breath in car fumes, suffer microwaves from your cell phone, eat food that is full of chemical, preservative, genetically modified, nuked with gamma rays, live in a house that is painted with polymers, has plastics, have sex with infected woman, etc, etc.

Mix one or all of the above with 3 almonds a day and you have a recipe for a short life.

Oh, for all you pissheads, I left out booze. We need at least one vice to enjoy life.

Lyn

Yes but three almonds cancels this all out.

Antonio · 07-06-2006, 10:46 PM

nah, eat tomatoes and carrots

Kimo · 07-06-2006, 11:16 PM

i can do that, almonds rock

BIGTYMER · 07-06-2006, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

Eating 3 almonds a day will prevent cancer?????????????????????????

A balance diet does the same thing. Where it all goes fucking wrong is living in a polluted world.

It is no good eating 3 almonds a day or a balanced diet if you going to smoke pot, snort heroin, drink town water that is poisoned with fluoride and chlorine, breath in car fumes, suffer microwaves from your cell phone, eat food that is full of chemical, preservative, genetically modified, nuked with gamma rays, live in a house that is painted with polymers, has plastics, have sex with infected woman, etc, etc.

Mix one or all of the above with 3 almonds a day and you have a recipe for a short life.

Oh, for all you pissheads, I left out booze. We need at least one vice to enjoy life.

Lyn

Amen! The gospels of Lyn.

goldrush · 07-07-2006, 12:00 AM

Apparently jacking off regularly helps prevent testicular cancer (or maybe that was prostate cancer) so we're all safe there.

darnit · 07-07-2006, 12:04 AM

Three almonds it is.... thanks doc.

wtf.

madawgz · 07-07-2006, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

You aint kidding, and then they fucking charge you an arm and a leg, providing you did not lose them.

well in canada you have medicare, so it hardly costs anything

Doctor Dre · 07-07-2006, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

well in canada you have medicare, so it hardly costs anything

Ever heard about tax dollars ?

$5 submissions · 07-07-2006, 12:16 AM

is it because of antioxidants?

sharp · 07-07-2006, 12:17 AM

hm..what about almonds and a glass of wine?

$5 submissions · 07-07-2006, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by astar

hm..what about almonds and a glass of wine?

Prevent cancer AND heart disease, nice

Vitasoy · 07-07-2006, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Lol.. my thoughts exactly.

madawgz · 07-07-2006, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar

hm..what about almonds and a glass of wine?

thats perfect!

edit: dont forget the apple

CaptainWolfy · 07-07-2006, 03:11 AM

tnx for info!

madawgz · 07-07-2006, 12:40 PM

bumping this to save a life...

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