How to prevent cancer.........serious shit!
 

Start eating THREE Almonds everyday....and you wont get cancer!

no fucking joke!

source: Edgar Cayce

thank me later :pimp

someone told me if you smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day, it'll prevent lung cancer.

almonds are also known for preventing delaying the effects of alzheimers

It's actually recommended to pregnant women too if the baby isn't gaining weight.

hahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

I'll take my chances with cancer.

:1orglaugh

I'm sure those almonds will stop genetically inherited cancers as well. Almonds are Gods food.

and if you don't want to become old and live more than 100 years eat dill every day - 100gramms.
this is serious.
You thank me later (if i will bw alive still)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Well guaranteed way for not getting cancer ---> shoot yourself in the head .
100% success so far ...

guillotine would be better

are they....cashews?

I wanna try that.

lol - you guys are killing me.

if you really want to live a long time, stay the hell away from doctors.
they fuck up more than you believe.

Thanks for the advice, now how about Edgar Cayce thoughts on Atlantis?

drink some green tea as well

I'm going to start a website saying give me all your money and you won't get cancer...I'll let you know the url when i'm done. Make sure to follow the instructions and you will be fine.

ew.... you ruined almonds for me forever... lmao

:thumbsup

You aint kidding, and then they fucking charge you an arm and a leg, providing you did not lose them.

Current research confirms the validity of all these statements. The primary research on almonds in the prevention of disease looks at them as a source of healthy fat (as opposed to highly saturated animal fats). Most has focused on heart disease and lowering of cholesterol rather than cancer.

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ok so like i like to overdue things. what if i eat 100 almonds every day?

If this is as accurate as the numbers you throw in the air everyday... then we will all die soon

This happens.

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z68djo.jpg

Except the flame doesn't come out of your mouth ;)

I should probably quit smoking first

Thanks for the health tip... ;(!

I like almonds

Eating 3 almonds a day will prevent cancer?????????????????????????

A balance diet does the same thing. Where it all goes fucking wrong is living in a polluted world.

It is no good eating 3 almonds a day or a balanced diet if you going to smoke pot, snort heroin, drink town water that is poisoned with fluoride and chlorine, breath in car fumes, suffer microwaves from your cell phone, eat food that is full of chemical, preservative, genetically modified, nuked with gamma rays, live in a house that is painted with polymers, has plastics, have sex with infected woman, etc, etc.

Mix one or all of the above with 3 almonds a day and you have a recipe for a short life.

Oh, for all you pissheads, I left out booze. We need at least one vice to enjoy life.

Lyn

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh shit. three almonds it is. :helpme

Yes but three almonds cancels this all out. :winkwink:

nah, eat tomatoes and carrots

i can do that, almonds rock

Apparently jacking off regularly helps prevent testicular cancer (or maybe that was prostate cancer) so we're all safe there. :thumbsup

Three almonds it is.... thanks doc.

wtf.

:helpme

well in canada you have medicare, so it hardly costs anything :upsidedow

Ever heard about tax dollars ?

is it because of antioxidants?

hm..what about almonds and a glass of wine?

Prevent cancer AND heart disease, nice :winkwink:

Lol.. my thoughts exactly. :1orglaugh

thats perfect! :thumbsup

edit: dont forget the apple :winkwink:

tnx for info!

bumping this to save a life...