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Old 07-03-2006, 02:34 PM   #1
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Protect your dick :)


and your dick stays safe LOL
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:36 PM   #2
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ROFL...and if a girl wants to give ya a BJ and ya cant find the key..then what?
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:38 PM   #3
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ROFL...and if a girl wants to give ya a BJ and ya cant find the key..then what?
then it suck's !
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:44 PM   #4
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What about those with teeny tiny cocks? Like me? We?re just SOL? What about when a parade of midgets come by and all starts rubbing my junk and try to sex me? I need protection too god damn it
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:48 PM   #5
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how about something to protect your asshole?
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:53 PM   #6
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can i get that in white gold or platinum???
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:15 PM   #7
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:31 PM   #8
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What's going to protect the balls?
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:44 PM   #9
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:48 PM   #10
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Old 07-03-2006, 04:50 PM   #11
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Old 07-03-2006, 04:52 PM   #12
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Old 07-03-2006, 04:57 PM   #13
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Old 07-03-2006, 05:17 PM   #14
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Old 07-03-2006, 05:20 PM   #16
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Old 07-03-2006, 06:55 PM   #17
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Old 07-03-2006, 07:01 PM   #18
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omg that is funny
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Old 07-03-2006, 07:06 PM   #19
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that would be the best invention ever
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Old 07-03-2006, 08:51 PM   #20
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Old 07-03-2006, 09:06 PM   #21
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Wow .. that's heavy metal...
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Old 07-03-2006, 10:31 PM   #22
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do u have XL ?
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Old 07-03-2006, 10:40 PM   #23
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ROFL...and if a girl wants to give ya a BJ and ya cant find the key..then what?
it's times like that that will make you wish you learned the art of lock picking lol
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Old 07-03-2006, 11:15 PM   #24
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this is not only protector, this is husbands' fidelity tool
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Old 07-03-2006, 11:24 PM   #25
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Old 07-03-2006, 11:31 PM   #26
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Old 07-03-2006, 11:37 PM   #27
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this needs more bling bling
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:43 AM   #29
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:01 AM   #30
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that might hurt a little
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:36 AM   #31
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Old 07-04-2006, 02:56 AM   #32
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Now thats highly protected! hahahahhaa
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Old 07-04-2006, 03:01 AM   #33
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Old 07-04-2006, 03:04 AM   #34
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that's, um, great, but exactly what keeps it from just falling off? do you rivet it to your pelvis?
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Old 07-04-2006, 03:27 AM   #35
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that's, um, great, but exactly what keeps it from just falling off? do you rivet it to your pelvis?
What he said.
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you only have to rivet to penise or hold it in your arms all the time
Does it look sexy, by the way?
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:52 AM   #37
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Old 07-04-2006, 08:03 AM   #38
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Old 07-04-2006, 07:32 PM   #41
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LOL... Imagine passing a metal detector at the airport. Or walking near big magnet.
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:39 PM   #43
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it doesnt look like a protection to me. Your girlfriend is twisting the words there so watch out, she wanna make sure you dont play around.

Or she is about to ditch you and she will throw the key away. watch out
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....WTF!!!! lmaaaaaaaaaoo that must be heavy as fuck.. :D
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some ppl have really nothing to do, but invent such thinhs!
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