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Protect your dick :)

http://de.fishki.net/picsp/podbor9993_32.jpg

and your dick stays safe :) LOL

ROFL...and if a girl wants to give ya a BJ and ya cant find the key..then what?

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Originally Posted by DEA

ROFL...and if a girl wants to give ya a BJ and ya cant find the key..then what?

then it suck's ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What about those with teeny tiny cocks? Like me? We?re just SOL? What about when a parade of midgets come by and all starts rubbing my junk and try to sex me? I need protection too god damn it :mad:

how about something to protect your asshole?

can i get that in white gold or platinum???

What's going to protect the balls?

Bling for the Dingaling

That is teh thexy! :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

how about something to protect your asshole?

that would be the best invention ever :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Magix

http://de.fishki.net/picsp/podbor9993_32.jpg

and your dick stays safe :) LOL

Christ and YIKES!!!

Wow .. that's heavy metal...

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Originally Posted by DEA

ROFL...and if a girl wants to give ya a BJ and ya cant find the key..then what?

it's times like that that will make you wish you learned the art of lock picking lol

this is not only protector, this is husbands' fidelity tool

That's some crazy shit!

might want to check out http://www.neosteel.com its the #1 chastity belt around :)

this needs more bling bling :)

that would be living hell

that might hurt a little

interesting... :pimp i'll take it!

Now thats highly protected! hahahahhaa

Lol.... funny shit ....

that's, um, great, but exactly what keeps it from just falling off? do you rivet it to your pelvis?

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Originally Posted by aico

that's, um, great, but exactly what keeps it from just falling off? do you rivet it to your pelvis?

What he said.

you only have to rivet to penise or hold it in your arms all the time :)
Does it look sexy, by the way?

thats umm well CRAZY

checking ebay right now to buy this for my boyfriend... thanks for the suggestion! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by cyberstar

checking ebay right now to buy this for my boyfriend... thanks for the suggestion! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:( but i will keep the key!

haha that would totally suck

LOL... Imagine passing a metal detector at the airport. Or walking near big magnet.

it doesnt look like a protection to me. Your girlfriend is twisting the words there so watch out, she wanna make sure you dont play around.

Or she is about to ditch you and she will throw the key away. watch out

It probably hurts more then it protects it.

....WTF!!!! lmaaaaaaaaaoo that must be heavy as fuck.. :D

some ppl have really nothing to do, but invent such thinhs!:)