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Relish XXX · 07-03-2006, 01:56 AM

I think due to this World Cup my blood pressure has rised massivily. This is now my daily routine:

1) Turn on PC, try to ignore newspapers on desk
2) See newspapers, heart beat increases, start spitting at newspapers and begin speaking using only words which are deemed as racist.
3) See front page of www.football365.com spit at screen, punch screen, stamp on screen when on floor.
4) Go to PC World to buy new monitor
5) Same as 3 repeat 4
6) Try to to persuade self that the world cup doesnt matter. Ring shrink, shrink in tears because England lost. Shrink tells me suicide is only option as England will never win, asks me if I know where to purchase sleeping pills in bulk from, tells me not to worry as he has hose pipe and car.
7)Try to do work with out switching football on. Last a few minutes. Heart beat increasing. Looking at German work experience guy. The wanker is smiling. See blunt instrument on desk near him. He will stop smiling soon.

will post rest of this as it gets really funny....

gooddomains · 07-03-2006, 01:57 AM

you sould relax a bit

Bdiddy · 07-03-2006, 02:00 AM

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/628787-wayne-rooney-tired-portugal-team-own.html

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/628322-rooney-sent.html

why start them then?

Relish XXX · 07-03-2006, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BluewireBrian

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/628787-wayne-rooney-tired-portugal-team-own.html

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/628322-rooney-sent.html

why start them then?

trust me football sucks. I am in football rehab.

evanmorgan · 07-03-2006, 02:11 AM

u actually thought england were gonna win the world cup? NO wonder you have a shrink

Relish XXX · 07-03-2006, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by evanmorgan

u actually thought england were gonna win the world cup? NO wonder you have a shrink

I am part Scottish part Welsh. My teams are guaranteed to lose.

evanmorgan · 07-03-2006, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX

I am part Scottish part Welsh. My teams are guaranteed to lose.

who do you support in the rugby

Relish XXX · 07-03-2006, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan

who do you support in the rugby

Wales, I love it when Shirley Bassey comes out before the match and sings the anthem.

evanmorgan · 07-03-2006, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

Wales, I love it when Shirley Bassey comes out before the match and sings the anthem.

guess you aint watched it for a while then, hot girls do it now

Relish XXX · 07-03-2006, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by evanmorgan

guess you aint watched it for a while then, hot girls do it now

I will always bang one off to SB.

iWeb_Iya · 07-03-2006, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains

you sould relax a bit

Relax and watch more football. lol

07-03-2006, 01:56 AM	#1
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