I think due to this World Cup my blood pressure has rised massivily. This is now my daily routine:
1) Turn on PC, try to ignore newspapers on desk
2) See newspapers, heart beat increases, start spitting at newspapers and begin speaking using only words which are deemed as racist.
3) See front page of www.football365.com spit at screen, punch screen, stamp on screen when on floor.
4) Go to PC World to buy new monitor
5) Same as 3 repeat 4
6) Try to to persuade self that the world cup doesnt matter. Ring shrink, shrink in tears because England lost. Shrink tells me suicide is only option as England will never win, asks me if I know where to purchase sleeping pills in bulk from, tells me not to worry as he has hose pipe and car.
7)Try to do work with out switching football on. Last a few minutes. Heart beat increasing. Looking at German work experience guy. The wanker is smiling. See blunt instrument on desk near him. He will stop smiling soon.
will post rest of this as it gets really funny....
1) Turn on PC, try to ignore newspapers on desk
2) See newspapers, heart beat increases, start spitting at newspapers and begin speaking using only words which are deemed as racist.
3) See front page of www.football365.com spit at screen, punch screen, stamp on screen when on floor.
4) Go to PC World to buy new monitor
5) Same as 3 repeat 4
6) Try to to persuade self that the world cup doesnt matter. Ring shrink, shrink in tears because England lost. Shrink tells me suicide is only option as England will never win, asks me if I know where to purchase sleeping pills in bulk from, tells me not to worry as he has hose pipe and car.
7)Try to do work with out switching football on. Last a few minutes. Heart beat increasing. Looking at German work experience guy. The wanker is smiling. See blunt instrument on desk near him. He will stop smiling soon.
will post rest of this as it gets really funny....
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