Why Do I Get These Kind of ICQs? (log) - GoFuckYourself.com

minusonebit · 07-01-2006, 02:36 PM

This guy/girl starts messaging me like 10 minutes ago, completely out of the blue, I dont know him/her at all and is offering to pay me money in advance to show him how to be sucessful in adult. As if I am any kind of expert in such things. Then we move to meeting in a bar for drinks and to discuss stuff. All this within like 10 minutes. Or his rad chick can call me. Right now. WTF?

Talk about moving way too fast... good god, another five minutes and he would have had us into a partnership or something.

(16:12:47) HIM: hey
(16:13:10) ME: Hi, who is this? Sorry, all I see is a number...
(16:13:18) HIM: what is a hahahahahaha ? I noticed it in your post on GFY
(16:13:39) ME: Oh, GFY blocks the word "hahahahahaha". ;-)
(16:13:57) HIM: oh lol lmao
(16:14:12) HIM: you and me should get together
(16:14:21) HIM: lol im new to gfy and stuff
(16:14:45) HIM: what state are you in?
(16:14:58) ME: MI
(16:15:08) HIM: really cool im in Bangor
(16:15:27) HIM: I dont really know a lot of people here
(16:16:08) HIM: and I am trying to break into adult, but I mostly like to meet people in person so I know we are both on the same page
(16:16:47) HIM: I have a lot of money to start with I just dont know how to start, like how to get a domain name and stuff
(16:17:17) HIM: but I am willing to pay for help from someone who seems cool if I could meet you

(16:18:07) HIM: so you been doing this a long time
(16:18:08) HIM: ?
(16:19:00) HIM: hey dude where did you go?
(16:19:16) ME: I am here.
(16:19:31) HIM: so you been doing this for a while
(16:19:37) ME: Not really.
(16:20:25) HIM: I can tell by your post that you are a really cool dude*THUMBS UP* I just need somebody to help me figure out how I should spend the money I have to invest in adult
(16:21:31) HIM: but I like to meet people in person because you know dealing with this kind of money it is best to know who you are dealing with
(16:21:36) HIM: what part of MI
(16:21:38) HIM: ?
(16:21:49) ME: Wow, if you base your opinions off just one post people make you're really gonna be in trouble.
(16:22:32) HIM: no I saw more then one of your post, plus that one post let me know that you are a stand up kind of person
(16:22:44) HIM: who backs how he feels
(16:23:04) HIM: thats all I need to know

(16:23:13) ME: Umm, OK.
(16:23:25) HIM: you think you can help me out, like I said I will pay you up front
(16:23:55) ME: I am not really looking for students or anything right now...
(16:24:19) ME: And I am not exactly an expert nor qualified to teach someone else the adult biz...
(16:25:19) HIM: well could we at least meet sometime for drinks and just convo I dont know anyone else in MI in the adult biz I will pay for everything, What part of MI do you live in
(16:26:35) ME: Ummm, thanks, I appreciate the, um, vote of confidence but I am not really much into the idea of this...
(16:27:51) HIM: dude come on man, it will be fun plus I have a lot of female friends :-[ who share your thoughts and would love to meet someone like you, i can let you talk to one on the phone right now
(16:28:19) HIM: give me ya number m gonna have her call you ( man she is AWESOME)
(16:28:38) HIM: she will call you right now
(16:29:27) ME: I'd rather not. But thanks for the offer.
(16:30:13) HIM: well OK, but hey you are missing out man. are you going to internext or xbiz or any of the shows
(16:31:45) ME: Probably not... I am not much for shows and such.
(16:32:05) HIM: what part of MI are you in

At this point, I found out my GAIM blocking function dosent work because I blocked him and still kept getting crap from him.

Fah King · 07-01-2006, 02:44 PM

Mmmmm You got a secret admirer

Silent_Thunder · 07-01-2006, 02:51 PM

yep, kinda agressive approach... via internet, it takes some time to get just an approx feeling of what a guy really is.

detoxed · 07-01-2006, 02:54 PM

weird motherfucker

p1mpdogg · 07-01-2006, 02:55 PM

can anyone say FBI?

dynastoned · 07-01-2006, 03:03 PM

lol i would have told him to get fucked long ago..

minusonebit · 07-01-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

can anyone say FBI?

I didnt know that the FBI was looking to invest in porn.

VicD · 07-01-2006, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fah King

Mmmmm You got a secret admirer

Luc Lonely · 07-01-2006, 03:10 PM

you
are
in deep shit
son

DBS.US · 07-01-2006, 03:23 PM

Sounds like a Stalker to me

madawgz · 07-01-2006, 03:47 PM

charge him 1000$/hour

Enema · 07-01-2006, 04:31 PM

Sounds like an eager young feller.

Get him to start building mass free-sites for you or some other mundane shit, tell him it's the key to making uber $$$ in adult and when he's made 500 you'll tell him the "BIG" secret.

If/When he gets to 500, tell him the "BIG" secret is Onions... and if he works that out, he'll be a millionaire.

07-01-2006, 02:36 PM	#1
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Why Do I Get These Kind of ICQs? (log) This guy/girl starts messaging me like 10 minutes ago, completely out of the blue, I dont know him/her at all and is offering to pay me money in advance to show him how to be sucessful in adult. As if I am any kind of expert in such things. Then we move to meeting in a bar for drinks and to discuss stuff. All this within like 10 minutes. Or his rad chick can call me. Right now. WTF? Talk about moving way too fast... good god, another five minutes and he would have had us into a partnership or something. (16:12:47) HIM: hey (16:13:10) ME: Hi, who is this? Sorry, all I see is a number... (16:13:18) HIM: what is a hahahahahaha ? I noticed it in your post on GFY (16:13:39) ME: Oh, GFY blocks the word "hahahahahaha". ;-) (16:13:57) HIM: oh lol lmao (16:14:12) HIM: you and me should get together (16:14:21) HIM: lol im new to gfy and stuff (16:14:45) HIM: what state are you in? (16:14:58) ME: MI (16:15:08) HIM: really cool im in Bangor (16:15:27) HIM: I dont really know a lot of people here (16:16:08) HIM: and I am trying to break into adult, but I mostly like to meet people in person so I know we are both on the same page (16:16:47) HIM: I have a lot of money to start with I just dont know how to start, like how to get a domain name and stuff (16:17:17) HIM: but I am willing to pay for help from someone who seems cool if I could meet you (16:18:07) HIM: so you been doing this a long time (16:18:08) HIM: ? (16:19:00) HIM: hey dude where did you go? (16:19:16) ME: I am here. (16:19:31) HIM: so you been doing this for a while (16:19:37) ME: Not really. (16:20:25) HIM: I can tell by your post that you are a really cool dudeTHUMBS UP I just need somebody to help me figure out how I should spend the money I have to invest in adult (16:21:31) HIM: but I like to meet people in person because you know dealing with this kind of money it is best to know who you are dealing with (16:21:36) HIM: what part of MI (16:21:38) HIM: ? (16:21:49) ME: Wow, if you base your opinions off just one post people make you're really gonna be in trouble. (16:22:32) HIM: no I saw more then one of your post, plus that one post let me know that you are a stand up kind of person (16:22:44) HIM: who backs how he feels (16:23:04) HIM: thats all I need to know (16:23:13) ME: Umm, OK. (16:23:25) HIM: you think you can help me out, like I said I will pay you up front (16:23:55) ME: I am not really looking for students or anything right now... (16:24:19) ME: And I am not exactly an expert nor qualified to teach someone else the adult biz... (16:25:19) HIM: well could we at least meet sometime for drinks and just convo I dont know anyone else in MI in the adult biz I will pay for everything, What part of MI do you live in (16:26:35) ME: Ummm, thanks, I appreciate the, um, vote of confidence but I am not really much into the idea of this... (16:27:51) HIM: dude come on man, it will be fun plus I have a lot of female friends :-[ who share your thoughts and would love to meet someone like you, i can let you talk to one on the phone right now (16:28:19) HIM: give me ya number m gonna have her call you ( man she is AWESOME) (16:28:38) HIM: she will call you right now (16:29:27) ME: I'd rather not. But thanks for the offer. (16:30:13) HIM: well OK, but hey you are missing out man. are you going to internext or xbiz or any of the shows (16:31:45) ME: Probably not... I am not much for shows and such. (16:32:05) HIM: what part of MI are you in At this point, I found out my GAIM blocking function dosent work because I blocked him and still kept getting crap from him.

07-01-2006, 02:44 PM	#2
Fah King Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: MTL Posts: 676	Mmmmm You got a secret admirer __________________ "I use SplitInfinity Web Hosting and VOIP services" and its Great!

07-01-2006, 02:55 PM	#5
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	can anyone say FBI? __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

07-01-2006, 03:10 PM	#9
Luc Lonely Ask me about negative cash flow Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 499	you are in deep shit son __________________ HONOR-LOYATY-RESPECT AZN 4 LYFE- FUCK YOU HATERS GFY IS FULL OF RACIST FUCKS Signup Now!

07-01-2006, 03:23 PM	#10
DBS.US Geo Cities Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA Posts: 11,833	Sounds like a Stalker to me __________________ Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight

07-01-2006, 02:51 PM	#3
Silent_Thunder Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 5,258	yep, kinda agressive approach... via internet, it takes some time to get just an approx feeling of what a guy really is.

07-01-2006, 02:54 PM	#4
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	weird motherfucker

07-01-2006, 03:03 PM	#6
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	lol i would have told him to get fucked long ago..

07-01-2006, 03:47 PM	#11
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	charge him 1000$/hour __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

07-01-2006, 04:31 PM	#12
Enema Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 599	Sounds like an eager young feller. Get him to start building mass free-sites for you or some other mundane shit, tell him it's the key to making uber $$$ in adult and when he's made 500 you'll tell him the "BIG" secret. If/When he gets to 500, tell him the "BIG" secret is Onions... and if he works that out, he'll be a millionaire.