GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Why Do I Get These Kind of ICQs? (log)

This guy/girl starts messaging me like 10 minutes ago, completely out of the blue, I dont know him/her at all and is offering to pay me money in advance to show him how to be sucessful in adult. As if I am any kind of expert in such things. Then we move to meeting in a bar for drinks and to discuss stuff. All this within like 10 minutes. Or his rad chick can call me. Right now. WTF?

Talk about moving way too fast... good god, another five minutes and he would have had us into a partnership or something.

(16:12:47) HIM: hey
(16:13:10) ME: Hi, who is this? Sorry, all I see is a number...
(16:13:18) HIM: what is a hahahahahaha ? I noticed it in your post on GFY
(16:13:39) ME: Oh, GFY blocks the word "hahahahahaha". ;-)
(16:13:57) HIM: oh lol lmao
(16:14:12) HIM: you and me should get together
(16:14:21) HIM: lol im new to gfy and stuff
(16:14:45) HIM: what state are you in?
(16:14:58) ME: MI
(16:15:08) HIM: really cool im in Bangor
(16:15:27) HIM: I dont really know a lot of people here
(16:16:08) HIM: and I am trying to break into adult, but I mostly like to meet people in person so I know we are both on the same page
(16:16:47) HIM: I have a lot of money to start with I just dont know how to start, like how to get a domain name and stuff
(16:17:17) HIM: but I am willing to pay for help from someone who seems cool if I could meet you :)
(16:18:07) HIM: so you been doing this a long time
(16:18:08) HIM: ?
(16:19:00) HIM: hey dude where did you go?
(16:19:16) ME: I am here.
(16:19:31) HIM: so you been doing this for a while
(16:19:37) ME: Not really.
(16:20:25) HIM: I can tell by your post that you are a really cool dude*THUMBS UP* I just need somebody to help me figure out how I should spend the money I have to invest in adult
(16:21:31) HIM: but I like to meet people in person because you know dealing with this kind of money it is best to know who you are dealing with
(16:21:36) HIM: what part of MI
(16:21:38) HIM: ?
(16:21:49) ME: Wow, if you base your opinions off just one post people make you're really gonna be in trouble.
(16:22:32) HIM: no I saw more then one of your post, plus that one post let me know that you are a stand up kind of person
(16:22:44) HIM: who backs how he feels
(16:23:04) HIM: thats all I need to know :)
(16:23:13) ME: Umm, OK.
(16:23:25) HIM: you think you can help me out, like I said I will pay you up front
(16:23:55) ME: I am not really looking for students or anything right now...
(16:24:19) ME: And I am not exactly an expert nor qualified to teach someone else the adult biz...
(16:25:19) HIM: well could we at least meet sometime for drinks and just convo I dont know anyone else in MI in the adult biz I will pay for everything, What part of MI do you live in
(16:26:35) ME: Ummm, thanks, I appreciate the, um, vote of confidence but I am not really much into the idea of this...
(16:27:51) HIM: dude come on man, it will be fun plus I have a lot of female friends :-[ who share your thoughts and would love to meet someone like you, i can let you talk to one on the phone right now
(16:28:19) HIM: give me ya number m gonna have her call you ( man she is AWESOME)
(16:28:38) HIM: she will call you right now
(16:29:27) ME: I'd rather not. But thanks for the offer.
(16:30:13) HIM: well OK, but hey you are missing out man. are you going to internext or xbiz or any of the shows
(16:31:45) ME: Probably not... I am not much for shows and such.
(16:32:05) HIM: what part of MI are you in

At this point, I found out my GAIM blocking function dosent work because I blocked him and still kept getting crap from him.