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Nasty D · 02-22-2003, 12:31 PM

Don't cum in hair in their hair on the first date!

FlyingIguana · 02-22-2003, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by Nasty D
Don't cum in hair in their hair on the first date!

bukkake on the first date is always a winner

web4x · 02-22-2003, 12:42 PM

ANAL on the first day is a win win situation

TheJimmy · 02-22-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Nasty D
Don't cum in hair in their hair on the first date!

ESP not the moustache!

DyannaDoes · 02-22-2003, 01:32 PM

I thought Rep's lengthy posts was one of the most sexist things I've ever read.

I also wonder how old he is.

At any rate, it MIGHT be a way to get a woman, or more women than you are currently getting, but it's no way to get a quality woman and a good relationship

FadeEP · 02-22-2003, 01:38 PM

Question to all the ladies out there..

What would you rather have..great sex or great wealth?

NoCarrier · 02-22-2003, 01:40 PM

When you find the answer. You will be the richest guy on the planet and/or universe.

Actually, most women will want to hit you if you did everything you could to show her that you desire her. And I am not talking like "Eh, do you want to do anal tonight ho"?

Nah.. It's shit like you have to listen to her, look into her eyes.. And after a couple of dates, if you succeeded, maybe..

TheFLY · 02-22-2003, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by DyannaDoes
At any rate, it MIGHT be a way to get a woman, or more women than you are currently getting, but it's no way to get a quality woman and a good relationship

Are you a Virgo?

railz · 02-22-2003, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Ok, fine then. "Those type of guys that I would gravitate towards" have to be :

1.) Good looking. This is common sense. Most people will agree that "good looking" equals, tall, dark, sharp symmetrical features, clear skin, and good body with muscle tone. These are the basics of what a decent looking guy is all about. Well, that's my definition of good looking anyways.

You can't just be "average" either, but there has to be something really "outstanding" or "catching" about you. You either have it or you don't. If you are ugly guy....well... no amount of money is gonna make you good looking, so it doesn't matter how much bling bling you have, You'll just be an ugly dude with a lot of bling bling. Tough luck. Personally, I will totally ignore an ugly dude talking to me, let alone initiate some conversation with one!!!

2.) You have to have charisma and be confident. Know the right things to say at the right time.

3.)A good sense of humour is also important. I love guys who are funny sarcastic smart asses and can make me laugh. If you can make me laugh, you are probably already halfway there.

4.)Be well groomed and dressed. There's nothing worse with a guy that wears pants that are loose fitting at the top but the pant legs go IN at the bottom! Or guys that wear pointy shoes!!
Or guys with dirty fingernails!! You think I am going to let a guy with dirty hands come near me?

5.)I personally gravitate towards more intelligent guys, I HATE guys who are uneducated, have bad grammar, don't know how to add 2+2, etc...
I just want to smack them in the face

6.) A lot of girls (not me though) will like a guy more if he makes $$$ It's easy to spot if a guy makes loot by the brand names of his clothes, his car etc...

Well I guess I'm totally fucked then.

Anyone got a gun I can borrow? Will only be for one shot and I'll try and keep the blood of the rest of everyone's designer clothes and bank books.

DyannaDoes · 02-22-2003, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY

Are you a Virgo?

I'm a Sccorpio. And a guy.

Libertine · 02-22-2003, 02:17 PM

All this talk here is total bullshit. The truth is that there is no real logic to attraction. And I should know, being a badly dressed overweight guy with bad skin, bad teeth and no confidence whatsoever that still gets laid.

goBigtime · 02-22-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by miss^behaving
Money is not important...cause it's love that makes the world go round

::looks outside::

Whew.

Ya scared me there for a second. I just woke up and I thought we were like transplanted to another planet in the middle of the night.

But out of curiosity, what planet are you from?

Nasty D · 02-22-2003, 02:47 PM

Love is.....what I got.......so remember that!

MetaformX · 02-22-2003, 02:48 PM

women are way overrated. I am a virgin at 34, and could not be any happier. I doubt I will ever have the desire to have sex with a female, and I am a better man for it

FlyingIguana · 02-22-2003, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
All this talk here is total bullshit. The truth is that there is no real logic to attraction. And I should know, being a badly dressed overweight guy with bad skin, bad teeth and no confidence whatsoever that still gets laid.

pretty much anyone can get laid. but can you get a quality piece of ass?

Libertine · 02-22-2003, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

pretty much anyone can get laid. but can you get a quality piece of ass?

Define quality.

goBigtime · 02-22-2003, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by RMG
Ok...I simply MUST KNOW WHY girls like to be treated like shit. I'm a decent guy at heart and the girl I'm currently mixed up with, I have to act like I don't give a damn about her or what she does...I cannot be good to her (very little, if at all) becuase the second I start to show that I care about her, she bolts. WHY?!

second question..WTF do I do about her?

That's just how women are. Women don't want the cat & mouse chase to be over. Don't turn into a pussy, don't become predictable. DON'T tell her you love her unless your standing at the alter, and then, don't tell her again till your 50th anniversary.

goBigtime · 02-22-2003, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
women are way overrated. I am a virgin at 34, and could not be any happier. I doubt I will ever have the desire to have sex with a female, and I am a better man for it

MetaformX · 02-22-2003, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
women are way overrated. I am a virgin at 34, and could not be any happier. I doubt I will ever have the desire to have sex with a female, and I am a better man for it

also, I have only wacked off on 2 occaisons in my life. Last time was in 1999. I don't get what the whole deal is with sex, but to each his own I guess

drunkdollars · 02-22-2003, 03:02 PM

Its all about what you wear

MetaformX · 02-22-2003, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

Bitter beer face!

TheFLY · 02-22-2003, 03:13 PM

It's all in the look...

<img src="http://www.socalsweets.com/peteonporch.jpg">

FlyingIguana · 02-22-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

Define quality.

that varies. but i would say, a girl that most guy would wanna fuck

Libertine · 02-22-2003, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

that varies. but i would say, a girl that most guy would wanna fuck

You define quality by the taste of the masses? Most guys would fuck a turd with a pulse.

But, I've had fashion models, prom queens, and I can't go into a bar with my current girlfriend for 2 minutes without having to punch out some guy trying to grab her. So, I guess you could say I can get "quality ass".

Herb Kornfield · 02-22-2003, 04:16 PM

Sense of Humor is very key, also, being yourself and having a conversation is also a big plus, after all, you cant fuck 24 hours a day straight, you DO need to talk at some point.

I think that women look for more than just physical aspects alot of the time. Just be yourself and be a gentleman. The worst that can happen is you meet someone that is really nice, have a nice time and now,the rest is up to you from there.

czarkazm · 02-22-2003, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
seriously..... you guys are sorry! All you have to do is ignore them and belittle them and they will be on your jock like flies on shit. ya ya... some girls arent like this but the majority are. If you pay too much attn to them they are over it. Girls like a challenge, not a sorry ass kisser. Trust.

well said.....

1. ignore
2. intimidate
3. put down
4. and be enigmatic/mysterious

for a hot chick, she gets approached on a daily basis by the fruity, giddy superficial personality types. The only way you can stand out is by selectively bringing them down from their pedestal.

That's all there is to it.

Rep · 02-22-2003, 04:17 PM

I'm glad you enjoyed my post. Good material ~ I did not write it though hence the link to the site it came from (which should be a serious bookmark for all the guys on this board)

EscortBiz · 02-22-2003, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
To me this is a curious question...

Is it all looks, attitude, mojo...????

Some guys DEFINITELY get hit on and they don't even have to try --

leave out the phermone jokes -- this is a serious inquiry...

I got hit on today (she was really obvious) --

I'm just wondering what you all think is the determining factor that makes girls hit on guys...

looks looks looks looks, even thou women say its not looks its his brain

J-Reel · 02-22-2003, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69

Haaaaaa.... I just turned 24 on May 3. There's nothing that annoys me more than people who ASSUME things about otheres...and wrongly too, might I add.

My best friend is turning 25, and she would NEVER hit on a guy either. She doesn't even talk to them when they talk to her....just like me... So what does age have to do with anything?

I bet you and your friend are a blast to go out with

Do you talk to the guy that bought your drink? Or do you take your drink and walk away?

duroflex · 02-22-2003, 04:35 PM

This guy has it all...

Nasty D · 02-22-2003, 04:43 PM

kinda a small cranium to go his big.......

hybrid · 02-22-2003, 04:57 PM

You have to be a Challenge. You have to make her chase you from the get-go.

1.) Never, under any circumstances, touch her. ALWAYS let her touch you.

2.) Don't talk about yourself, inquire into her life, ask a lot of questions, believe me; she'll do the talking for the both of you.

3.) Be very upfront. Ask her for her HOME phone number, wait 7 days then call her.

4.) Make plans NOT on the weekends, but during the weekdays. Keep your weekends to yourself.

5.) NEVER let your woman be your psychologist. In a woman's head, a man is a man if he can handle his own problems while simultaneously taking care of other people.

6.) Never leave a message on her answering machine.

Believe me, if you practice these and other more common sense activities while hitting on or dating or even being married to a woman, you will never have to hit on another woman again. You will have pimp status.

You see, after putting the method into practice to where it comes naturally to be a challenging mystery, women will flock to you constantly - or - at the least will ALWAYS be waitin for you to make the move.

We are the agressors, but keep that the only part you play in the beginning.

Remember, fellas; those who hesitate, masturbate.

MetaformX · 02-22-2003, 05:20 PM

with all this sex talk, im wondering if I should let a female deviginize me

male and female private parts disgust me, so I dont know if I can ever let a girl touch me, but my dad sais that being 34 and a virgin is "not right". So maybe I should have sex. but I really don't want to.

progex · 02-22-2003, 06:33 PM

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male and female private parts disgust me

keyDet79 · 02-22-2003, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
4.)Be well groomed and dressed. There's nothing worse with a guy that wears pants that are loose fitting at the top but the pant legs go IN at the bottom! Or guys that wear pointy shoes!!

Wait a sec, what are pointy shoes? Are you saying (leather) cowboy boots do NOT look good in combination with a suit? They are a cool look, has anyone seen Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs?

Joe Sixpack · 02-22-2003, 09:52 PM

Women are so fucking shallow...

Paul Markham · 02-23-2003, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by adorons
Looks are important very important when your under 25 but it's really all about attitude

You see, All women have ESP

They can sense if your getting laid, happy and making money.
If they sense that, they will hit on you, because it is their motivational imperative to use their female power to disrupt that situation. It will not matter what you look like. As long as you have the first three.

If they sense you are a loser, they will avoid you. Even if you are handsome.

Very true.

I'm very successful at what I do and have the power and money to show it. Call it arrogance if you like.

I also make a girl feel very special, I make her feel as if it's my privilage to shoot her and that I'm excited by the fact she chose me to see her naked. Then during the shoot I make them laugh.

Finish it with telling them I'm a happily married man that would never cheat on his wife and they are usually hitting on me.

Tell a girl she can't and then you're a challenge, she will not even stop to think that you are older than her Father. You are just not allowed to say no.

Paul Markham · 02-23-2003, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by MetaformX
with all this sex talk, im wondering if I should let a female deviginize me

male and female private parts disgust me, so I dont know if I can ever let a girl touch me, but my dad sais that being 34 and a virgin is "not right". So maybe I should have sex. but I really don't want to.

Your Daddy is wrong, you stay a virgin as long as you can.

Girls can't touch you, so you make up for it by touching yourself a lot.

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MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	women are way overrated. I am a virgin at 34, and could not be any happier. I doubt I will ever have the desire to have sex with a female, and I am a better man for it __________________

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02-22-2003, 04:16 PM	#125
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Sense of Humor is very key, also, being yourself and having a conversation is also a big plus, after all, you cant fuck 24 hours a day straight, you DO need to talk at some point. I think that women look for more than just physical aspects alot of the time. Just be yourself and be a gentleman. The worst that can happen is you meet someone that is really nice, have a nice time and now,the rest is up to you from there.

02-22-2003, 04:17 PM	#127
Rep Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 991	I'm glad you enjoyed my post. Good material ~ I did not write it though hence the link to the site it came from (which should be a serious bookmark for all the guys on this board)

02-22-2003, 04:35 PM	#130
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02-22-2003, 04:57 PM	#132
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	You have to be a Challenge. You have to make her chase you from the get-go. 1.) Never, under any circumstances, touch her. ALWAYS let her touch you. 2.) Don't talk about yourself, inquire into her life, ask a lot of questions, believe me; she'll do the talking for the both of you. 3.) Be very upfront. Ask her for her HOME phone number, wait 7 days then call her. 4.) Make plans NOT on the weekends, but during the weekdays. Keep your weekends to yourself. 5.) NEVER let your woman be your psychologist. In a woman's head, a man is a man if he can handle his own problems while simultaneously taking care of other people. 6.) Never leave a message on her answering machine. Believe me, if you practice these and other more common sense activities while hitting on or dating or even being married to a woman, you will never have to hit on another woman again. You will have pimp status. You see, after putting the method into practice to where it comes naturally to be a challenging mystery, women will flock to you constantly - or - at the least will ALWAYS be waitin for you to make the move. We are the agressors, but keep that the only part you play in the beginning. Remember, fellas; those who hesitate, masturbate.

02-22-2003, 05:20 PM	#133
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	with all this sex talk, im wondering if I should let a female deviginize me male and female private parts disgust me, so I dont know if I can ever let a girl touch me, but my dad sais that being 34 and a virgin is "not right". So maybe I should have sex. but I really don't want to. __________________

02-22-2003, 09:52 PM	#136
Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	Women are so fucking shallow...