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OMFG......I just had a TUBE CAMERA thingy up my ass ...2 feet worth....ughhhhh
So Ii just experienced something that was very very how can I put this...weird...
I had appt with my gastroenthomologist ...aka the ass doctor....So i get there thinking how bad can it be... they call me in ... I talk with the Doc and he says you ready? I said sure.... So i unzip and bend over (insert gay joke here) , so Dr Ass starts poking around and so on... not too uncomfortable but weird.... Now we are getting ready for the camera and him peeking inside my colon... He starts pumping air into it to expand it... felt pressure at this point... then the camera goes in..... ME: Ready Dr Ass: K Juicy I am going in , the tube is the size of my finger ME: Ok Dr Ass Dr Ass: I am turning the corner Me: ahhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhh Dr Ass's Assisstant: Breath Deep Me: omggggggggggggg Dr Ass: K I am turning the next corner you might feel some pressure Me: oufgergjsadlI%^%&$&$^53oqt4iqewgffsdhgtf Dr Ass: Hmm evrything looks nice in here ME: %^#^%#hahaha& Dr Ass: I am pulling out ME: Ok ....ouch %^*%&(*%& Dr Ass: K I am out..... ME: How far did you go in? Dr ASS: About 2 feet K at this point i am like filled with air , in my colon, Dr Ass tells me he was 2 feet in my ass..... Dr Ass leaves and says illl see you in my office. Dr Ass's assistant says wasnt too bad was it? I say well it was a " strange feeling" So the goodnews, No pollups,no cancer , clean as a whistle...... My face was like white.....the pressure yo was crazy to describe..... My colon was filled with air and such and all the way home i was ripping em loose.... Now i am healing so everyone dont make fun of me lol |
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I bet you Dr Ass charges insurance like 3k or so for this.....
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They usually feed you this god awfil cement type crap the day before to clean you out.. had some.. errr.. experience in that area myself.
I still get the long one down the throat every year for my throat and shit. All good fun. Not.
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I hope I never meet Dr. Ass
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you were penatraited
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you kill me. ass jokes for life yo! |
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I have to see Dr Ass in 6 weeks
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so did you make a date with Dr Ass?
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Precisely why I don't go to the doctor. They rarely make it a pleasurable experience.
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OUtch ... this dosen't sound too pleasent lol
Our healtcare system sucks here... you don'T see DR ass for no valid reason |
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Uhm, wtf the big deal here? Sounds like a normal friday night to me......
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Sorry to bother you here, but, your phone number is disconnected and your insurance denied you and you owe me $3!!!!!
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Ouch!! Ouch!!
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Its gastroentorologist. Not Enthomologist.
hope you liked it... great ass pics huh?? |
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I have good news and bad news.
Good news first: You don't have cancer and you didn't have to go through the experience of a colonoscopy at the hospital. Drink all that cement etc. Bad News: Dr. Ass is gay and you lost your anal virginity. |
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Now Im kinda worried... I thought you were joking about the "We'll Snuggle after" comment you made about what were going to do in Vegas...
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uhhh...
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You left out the part where you got wood because he pressed on your prostate 'by mistake'
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2 feet? that's nothing. I've had a yard in me.
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nice story ;-)
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why did you go to that guy in the first place?
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are ya clean....everything ok?
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I will choose 2 feet of tube over 2 inches on dick in my ass any day of the week.
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That was the best thing I have read on here in a long long time lol!!
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