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OMFG......I just had a TUBE CAMERA thingy up my ass ...2 feet worth....ughhhhh
So Ii just experienced something that was very very how can I put this...weird...
I had appt with my gastroenthomologist ...aka the ass doctor....So i get there thinking how bad can it be... they call me in ... I talk with the Doc and he says you ready? I said sure....
So i unzip and bend over (insert gay joke here) , so Dr Ass starts poking around and so on... not too uncomfortable but weird.... Now we are getting ready for the camera and him peeking inside my colon...
He starts pumping air into it to expand it... felt pressure at this point... then the camera goes in.....
ME: Ready
Dr Ass: K Juicy I am going in , the tube is the size of my finger
ME: Ok Dr Ass
Dr Ass: I am turning the corner
Me: ahhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhh
Dr Ass's Assisstant: Breath Deep
Me: omggggggggggggg
Dr Ass: K I am turning the next corner you might feel some pressure
Me: oufgergjsadlI%^%&$&$^53oqt4iqewgffsdhgtf
Dr Ass: Hmm evrything looks nice in here
ME: %^#^%#hahaha&
Dr Ass: I am pulling out
ME: Ok ....ouch %^*%&(*%&
Dr Ass: K I am out.....
ME: How far did you go in?
Dr ASS: About 2 feet
K at this point i am like filled with air , in my colon, Dr Ass tells me he was 2 feet in my ass.....
Dr Ass leaves and says illl see you in my office. Dr Ass's assistant says wasnt too bad was it? I say well it was a " strange feeling"
So the goodnews, No pollups,no cancer , clean as a whistle......
My face was like white.....the pressure yo was crazy to describe.....
My colon was filled with air and such and all the way home i was ripping em loose....
Now i am healing so everyone dont make fun of me lol
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