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Girls and spiders
WTF is the deal with chicks and spiders? My girl woke my ass up at 4 fucking am this morning to kill a spider the size of this smiley ->
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I have no idea. All of my exs have been scared of spiders. I'm not.
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Join Date: May 2004
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tell me about it
![]() ex gf goes into the bathroom... 1 minute and all of a sudden WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and my first thought was: Spider ![]()
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Lol. For me it's crickets. I hate those things.
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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Heh, everyone has their phobias. For me its heights.
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i am not afraid of spiders! i like them...i woudl like to have a tarantula!
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I punch the shit out of spiders when i see them on the wall
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mmm yeah!
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spiders don't bother me but 2 inch black wasps that fly into my office do.
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#10 |
Old broad
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Let's not paint all chicks with a broad (no pun intended) brush! I kill at LEAST 3 spiders a day here in the woods. Also scorpions, moths, centipedes, ants, flying things I haven't identified, etc.
I totally freaked one guy out when I leaned over and whacked a bug on the coffee table with my hand. He said "OMG, why didn't you get the flyswatter??". I explained to him the bug would be gone by the time I got up to get the flyswatter - you have to be faster than the bugs ;) Oddly enough, I don't think I heard from him again, lol. |
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hehe.. maybe because they're poisonous?
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I killed a black widow this morning...I was pretty proud.
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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what was your girl doing up at 4am?
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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My girl is the same way.. she has an irrational fear of them and she knows its irrational but cant shake it.
If she even sees a spider she gets nightmares. Its crazy
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It is because spiders are avatars for the vagina. Thus when women are confronted with a physical representation of their power and strenght, an internal conflict unleashes the flight impulse.
Or spiders are just yucky. It's a fucking mystery. |
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I actually like them. Instead of killing them (I don't want them in the house biting us or our baby), I try to make them walk into a piece of paper and throw them out the window.
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I don't mind them myself cuz they eat the other bugs.
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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![]() Eew I don't like spiders either... ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Girl you are toooo much lol I am the spider killer of our house.. everyone is scared of them here.. except for me.. I take em out! lol ![]()
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#21 |
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I would like to fuck a spider chick
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Spiders just creeps me out whenever i see or feel them crawling on me. So does roaches specially when they fly.
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you should have seen her face when she found a fucking massive (dead) wolf spider in the kitchen sink when she was doing dishes the other morning. wow. that was some funny shit lol
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Roaches, the big one - called Palmetto bugs in FL - are one of the few bugs that just totally and completely gross me out.
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i tell my girlfriend to leave it alone... my area there isn't really any harmful spiders... so why kill them? they keep the flies away...
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I hate spiders...
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#30 |
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i hate em too
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