Girls and spiders
 

WTF is the deal with chicks and spiders? My girl woke my ass up at 4 fucking am this morning to kill a spider the size of this smiley -> :Oh crap that was on the bathroom wall....

I have no idea. All of my exs have been scared of spiders. I'm not.

tell me about it :1orglaugh


ex gf goes into the bathroom...


1 minute and all of a sudden WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and my first thought was: Spider :1orglaugh

Lol. For me it's crickets. I hate those things.

Heh, everyone has their phobias. For me its heights.

i am not afraid of spiders! i like them...i woudl like to have a tarantula! :upsidedow :pimp

I punch the shit out of spiders when i see them on the wall

spiders don't bother me but 2 inch black wasps that fly into my office do.

yeah same here :pimp

Let's not paint all chicks with a broad (no pun intended) brush! I kill at LEAST 3 spiders a day here in the woods. Also scorpions, moths, centipedes, ants, flying things I haven't identified, etc.

I totally freaked one guy out when I leaned over and whacked a bug on the coffee table with my hand. He said "OMG, why didn't you get the flyswatter??". I explained to him the bug would be gone by the time I got up to get the flyswatter - you have to be faster than the bugs ;) Oddly enough, I don't think I heard from him again, lol.

hehe.. maybe because they're poisonous?

I killed a black widow this morning...I was pretty proud. :)

what was your girl doing up at 4am?

My girl is the same way.. she has an irrational fear of them and she knows its irrational but cant shake it.

If she even sees a spider she gets nightmares. Its crazy

It is because spiders are avatars for the vagina. Thus when women are confronted with a physical representation of their power and strenght, an internal conflict unleashes the flight impulse.

Or spiders are just yucky. It's a fucking mystery.

I actually like them. Instead of killing them (I don't want them in the house biting us or our baby), I try to make them walk into a piece of paper and throw them out the window.

a sleepy bathroom trip. hence her being in the bathroom at 4am :winkwink:

I don't mind them myself cuz they eat the other bugs.

:)

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Eew I don't like spiders either... :Oh crap :helpme

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Girl you are toooo much lol

I am the spider killer of our house.. everyone is scared of them here.. except for me.. I take em out! lol :thumbsup

I would like to fuck a spider chick:thumbsup

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like this one?? :winkwink:

damn that's one hell of a hawt gear

Spiders just creeps me out whenever i see or feel them crawling on me. So does roaches specially when they fly.

you should have seen her face when she found a fucking massive (dead) wolf spider in the kitchen sink when she was doing dishes the other morning. wow. that was some funny shit lol

Roaches, the big one - called Palmetto bugs in FL - are one of the few bugs that just totally and completely gross me out.

i tell my girlfriend to leave it alone... my area there isn't really any harmful spiders... so why kill them? they keep the flies away...

I hate spiders...

:1orglaugh its sooo fucking true, why cant they kill them theirselvs...

i hate em too