I'm trying to hold back puking chunks right now... - GoFuckYourself.com

davethetruth · 06-27-2006, 12:16 PM

I was just eating a bagle sandwich and I noticed something strange on my lettuce...

Turns out to be a decent sized flying beetle of some sort, dead, right where I just bit into.

Usually stuff like that doesn't bother me, and usually I'd take the bug out and keep eating it but now I'm holding in my lunch

Sosa · 06-27-2006, 12:17 PM

eat it, good protein!

davethetruth · 06-27-2006, 12:22 PM

I think it was a baby roach

stev0 · 06-27-2006, 12:23 PM

thats a little nasty

Honez · 06-27-2006, 01:08 PM

Ewwwwww!

ContentSHOOTER · 06-27-2006, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa

eat it, good protein!

fuzzylogic · 06-27-2006, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth

I think it was a baby roach

roaches are everywhere, but as long as it's out of sight it's outta mind, right?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-27-2006, 01:19 PM

bugs arn't bad for you... you only think they are gross because you associate bugs with disgusting.

Gabriel · 06-27-2006, 01:21 PM

MMMM June bug sandwich.

You'll eat it and like it.

Doctor Dre · 06-27-2006, 01:24 PM

That's just a little bit more proteins

2HousePlague · 06-27-2006, 01:25 PM

2hp

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Manowar · 06-27-2006, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

BluewireAngie · 06-27-2006, 01:31 PM

eeewwwww..... Where did you buy it?

davethetruth · 06-27-2006, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie

eeewwwww..... Where did you buy it?

A bagel shop right down the street. I've probably eaten there a hundred times too.

madawgz · 06-27-2006, 08:21 PM

Yuck, once i was eating subways and a huge bee flew outa my sandwich while i was eating it :|

Relish XXX · 06-27-2006, 08:29 PM

Does anyone remember this joke:

Guy goes into a pub and starts drinking. He has never been there before. He notices on the wall a picture of a guy sat by the bar where he is sitting. He asks the bar tender who the guy is. The bartender tells him that the guy holds the record of drinking 30 pints of beer the quickest in the pub. The guy asks him how long it took him, the bar tender says 4 hours. The guy says that he can do it in 3. So the bartender says if you can so it in 3 then the beer is free and your picture is on the wall. The guy starts, he hits 5, people are walking in to see if he can do it, he hits 10, the crowd is cheering, he hits 20, the crowd are helping him stand up, then he finishes in under 3 hours. The bartender tells him to come back some day and get his picture taken so he can be on the wall. The guy doesnt return for months. Finally he turns up. The bartender asks him where he has been. He said that he had stopped drinking as he blew chunks after he set the record. The bartender says to him not to worry, after 30 pints most people would be sick. The guy says "No Chunks is my dog".

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Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	Does anyone remember this joke: Guy goes into a pub and starts drinking. He has never been there before. He notices on the wall a picture of a guy sat by the bar where he is sitting. He asks the bar tender who the guy is. The bartender tells him that the guy holds the record of drinking 30 pints of beer the quickest in the pub. The guy asks him how long it took him, the bar tender says 4 hours. The guy says that he can do it in 3. So the bartender says if you can so it in 3 then the beer is free and your picture is on the wall. The guy starts, he hits 5, people are walking in to see if he can do it, he hits 10, the crowd is cheering, he hits 20, the crowd are helping him stand up, then he finishes in under 3 hours. The bartender tells him to come back some day and get his picture taken so he can be on the wall. The guy doesnt return for months. Finally he turns up. The bartender asks him where he has been. He said that he had stopped drinking as he blew chunks after he set the record. The bartender says to him not to worry, after 30 pints most people would be sick. The guy says "No Chunks is my dog". __________________