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Does anyone remember this joke:
Guy goes into a pub and starts drinking. He has never been there before. He notices on the wall a picture of a guy sat by the bar where he is sitting. He asks the bar tender who the guy is. The bartender tells him that the guy holds the record of drinking 30 pints of beer the quickest in the pub. The guy asks him how long it took him, the bar tender says 4 hours. The guy says that he can do it in 3. So the bartender says if you can so it in 3 then the beer is free and your picture is on the wall. The guy starts, he hits 5, people are walking in to see if he can do it, he hits 10, the crowd is cheering, he hits 20, the crowd are helping him stand up, then he finishes in under 3 hours. The bartender tells him to come back some day and get his picture taken so he can be on the wall. The guy doesnt return for months. Finally he turns up. The bartender asks him where he has been. He said that he had stopped drinking as he blew chunks after he set the record. The bartender says to him not to worry, after 30 pints most people would be sick. The guy says "No Chunks is my dog".
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