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How the hell do i eat nuts without getting my hands all dirty?
they are so hard to hold with my figure tips.
the hole is too big to slid nuts into my mouth. they end up dribbling over my cheeks. so instead i stare at this pile of nuts and wonder the best way to attack this problem. any suggestions? |
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I'd just lost a billion brain cells looking at this thread.
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Stick your face in the bowl. :D
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use a spoon
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yeah a spoon or a fork would work lol
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que boyalley
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Sounds like you're talking about 'nut' not 'nuts'...
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alright, it worked out great! see my other nut thread for details
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Some girls do hands-free blowjobs. So what is the problem with eating nuts?
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wear gloves....
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use a hammer
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This thread reminds me of X-Men 3... it had such great potential but somehow it left me feeling a little empty on the inside.
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use your tongue dude! lol! tongue! tongue! tongue! clear??
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put em in a cup and drink em...thats how i eat corn nuts so i dont get my keyboard dirty
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Lay down underneath and just let them hang in your mouth
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Don't touch nuts. Touch pussies instead... nuts are for girls to play with..
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