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Old 06-26-2006, 10:44 PM   #1
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How the hell do i eat nuts without getting my hands all dirty?

they are so hard to hold with my figure tips.
the hole is too big to slid nuts into my mouth. they end up dribbling over my cheeks.

so instead i stare at this pile of nuts and wonder the best way to attack this problem.

any suggestions?
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:47 PM   #2
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I'd just lost a billion brain cells looking at this thread.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:48 PM   #3
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:50 PM   #4
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:51 PM   #5
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yeah a spoon or a fork would work lol
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:52 PM   #6
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use a spoon
ya!
thats a good idea!

i'll try it out and let u know
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:13 PM   #7
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:23 PM   #8
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Sounds like you're talking about 'nut' not 'nuts'...
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:26 PM   #9
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alright, it worked out great! see my other nut thread for details
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Old 06-27-2006, 12:00 AM   #10
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Some girls do hands-free blowjobs. So what is the problem with eating nuts?
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Old 06-27-2006, 12:56 AM   #11
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Old 06-27-2006, 12:58 AM   #12
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:57 AM   #13
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:34 AM   #14
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:37 AM   #15
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:38 AM   #16
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:26 AM   #17
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Have him take a shower first?
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:31 AM   #18
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This thread reminds me of X-Men 3... it had such great potential but somehow it left me feeling a little empty on the inside.
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:44 AM   #20
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:45 AM   #21
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use your tongue dude! lol! tongue! tongue! tongue! clear??
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:46 AM   #22
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put em in a cup and drink em...thats how i eat corn nuts so i dont get my keyboard dirty
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:54 AM   #23
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put em in a cup and drink em...thats how i eat corn nuts so i dont get my keyboard dirty
eh.. a smaller cup might work

right now i use a spoon to eat the nuts
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:56 AM   #24
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they are so hard to hold with my figure tips.
the hole is too big to slid nuts into my mouth. they end up dribbling over my cheeks.

so instead i stare at this pile of nuts and wonder the best way to attack this problem.

any suggestions?
have the guy wash his balls first
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:59 AM   #25
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Lay down underneath and just let them hang in your mouth
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:02 AM   #26
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Don't touch nuts. Touch pussies instead... nuts are for girls to play with..
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