How the hell do i eat nuts without getting my hands all dirty?

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  • fuzzylogic
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 4796

    #1

    How the hell do i eat nuts without getting my hands all dirty?

    they are so hard to hold with my figure tips.
    the hole is too big to slid nuts into my mouth. they end up dribbling over my cheeks.

    so instead i stare at this pile of nuts and wonder the best way to attack this problem.

    any suggestions?
  • ridikuloz
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 2080

    #2
    I'd just lost a billion brain cells looking at this thread.
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    • Dagwolf
      President of Canada
      • Sep 2003
      • 23141

      #3
      Stick your face in the bowl. :D
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      • bogo
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 1982

        #4
        use a spoon

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        • madawgz
          8.8.8.8
          • Mar 2006
          • 30509

          #5
          yeah a spoon or a fork would work lol
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          • fuzzylogic
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2004
            • 4796

            #6
            Originally posted by bogo
            use a spoon
            ya!
            thats a good idea!

            i'll try it out and let u know

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            • Chris
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              • May 2003
              • 27880

              #7
              que boyalley
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              • LiveDose
                Show Yer Tits!
                • Feb 2002
                • 25792

                #8
                Sounds like you're talking about 'nut' not 'nuts'...

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                • fuzzylogic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4796

                  #9
                  alright, it worked out great! see my other nut thread for details

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                  • Zyber
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 832

                    #10
                    Some girls do hands-free blowjobs. So what is the problem with eating nuts?

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                    • marketsmart
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 20419

                      #11
                      wear gloves....

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                      • gooddomains
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 10127

                        #12
                        use a hammer

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                        • fuzzylogic
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 4796

                          #13
                          Originally posted by gooddomains
                          use a hammer
                          don't be silly.

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                          • BoyAlley
                            So Fucking Gay
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 19714

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Chris
                            que boyalley
                            GAWD DAYUM I missed this one last night!

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                              • May 2006
                              • 31587

                              #15
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                              • Big_Red
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                                • Jun 2006
                                • 4147

                                #16
                                Originally posted by J. Falcon
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                                • PETA
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 5

                                  #17
                                  How the hell do i eat nuts without getting my hands all dirty?
                                  Have him take a shower first?

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                                  • notabook
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 9748

                                    #18
                                    This thread reminds me of X-Men 3... it had such great potential but somehow it left me feeling a little empty on the inside.

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                                    • J. Falcon
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                                      • May 2006
                                      • 31587

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PETA
                                      Have him take a shower first?

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                                      • I'm a sig whore
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jun 2006
                                        • 1399

                                        #20

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                                        • MakingCoin_Fatal
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                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 641

                                          #21
                                          use your tongue dude! lol! tongue! tongue! tongue! clear??

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                                          • C-Bass
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 3153

                                            #22
                                            put em in a cup and drink em...thats how i eat corn nuts so i dont get my keyboard dirty
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                                            • fuzzylogic
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 4796

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Spotter_03
                                              put em in a cup and drink em...thats how i eat corn nuts so i dont get my keyboard dirty
                                              eh.. a smaller cup might work

                                              right now i use a spoon to eat the nuts

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                                              • Grapesoda
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 46234

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by fuzzylogic
                                                they are so hard to hold with my figure tips.
                                                the hole is too big to slid nuts into my mouth. they end up dribbling over my cheeks.

                                                so instead i stare at this pile of nuts and wonder the best way to attack this problem.

                                                any suggestions?
                                                have the guy wash his balls first

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                                                • Linkster
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 3216

                                                  #25
                                                  Lay down underneath and just let them hang in your mouth
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                                                  • czarina
                                                    Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 10751

                                                    #26
                                                    Don't touch nuts. Touch pussies instead... nuts are for girls to play with..

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