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![]() i was helping my uncle out at his sheet metal shop and i grabbed a sheet of metal wrong and i sliced a piece of the tip of my right index finger clean off and it hurts like a BITCH!!!!!!!! its been bleeding right through these bandaids. fucking sucks. Now i cant finger my girl
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That sucks! Keep it clean dude...Maybe you should go to the hospital or something.
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keep pressure on that shit
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Location: Netherlands
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dude, get to a doctor and have that finger fixed
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Get well , rest that finger.
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sorry to hear that junior
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maby you should skip your finger and use the all mighty cum-cannon istead?
![]() sry for your loss btw.. |
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sell it on ebay ... say u wokeup and noticed that ur fingerprint had somehow morphed into the face of jesus, or allah, or stretch armstrong, fuck i dunno who u worship .... get goldenpalace casino to buy it for large amounts of money
oh, and use one of ur many other fingers to finger ur girl ... |
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its ok i'll step in and finger her for ya.
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why go to the dr when you can cut the whole finger off at home?
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you might want to consider stitches there buddy! This is what hospitals are for ;-)
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Doctors are overrated. I don't go to the hospital unless its life threatening. Its making my whole hand hurt and its a pain in the ass trying to type. lol. I have ice on it and my girl cleaning it and put a bandage but it was bleeding right through it but the bleeding is slowing down thank god... i was starting to get light headed.
Thanks everyone for the kind words. ![]()
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#14 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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They call that "digital circumcision" 2hp
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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heat up an iron and stick your finger against it.
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damn sounds bad... reminds me of the time I burned my finger and my skin was peeling off.. it was horrible.
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Where's the pictures
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#20 |
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and.. when ya picked it up
did it go thru your mind.. to try it and see if it tastes like chicken?? just wondering.. that's all :D |
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#21 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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get some stitches
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#23 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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yea dude.... do it like the predator did it, by burning it!!!
Be hardcore... Sorry to hear about not fingering ur girl... it sucks ![]() |
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#24 |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Uhm, OUCH! Make sure your tetanus is up to date and you keep it cleaned really well.
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Ouch....
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#26 |
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damn, that sux...
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