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L0rdJuni0r 06-26-2006 11:52 AM

i sliced a small piece of my finger off today...
 
i was helping my uncle out at his sheet metal shop and i grabbed a sheet of metal wrong and i sliced a piece of the tip of my right index finger clean off and it hurts like a BITCH!!!!!!!! its been bleeding right through these bandaids. fucking sucks. Now i cant finger my girl :(

SweetJeanette 06-26-2006 11:57 AM

That sucks! Keep it clean dude...Maybe you should go to the hospital or something.

Virago 06-26-2006 11:59 AM

keep pressure on that shit

gooddomains 06-26-2006 12:00 PM

dude, get to a doctor and have that finger fixed

HpicAnn 06-26-2006 12:02 PM

Get well , rest that finger.

cyberstar 06-26-2006 12:05 PM

sorry, Lord.. hope you feel better soon!

mattz 06-26-2006 12:06 PM

sorry to hear that junior

MyNameIsNobody 06-26-2006 12:08 PM

maby you should skip your finger and use the all mighty cum-cannon istead? :winkwink:

sry for your loss btw..

puravida 06-26-2006 12:11 PM

sell it on ebay ... say u wokeup and noticed that ur fingerprint had somehow morphed into the face of jesus, or allah, or stretch armstrong, fuck i dunno who u worship .... get goldenpalace casino to buy it for large amounts of money

oh, and use one of ur many other fingers to finger ur girl ...

wdsguy 06-26-2006 12:11 PM

its ok i'll step in and finger her for ya.

CarlyMoore 06-26-2006 12:12 PM

why go to the dr when you can cut the whole finger off at home?

SxDx 06-26-2006 12:13 PM

you might want to consider stitches there buddy! This is what hospitals are for ;-)

L0rdJuni0r 06-26-2006 12:21 PM

Doctors are overrated. I don't go to the hospital unless its life threatening. Its making my whole hand hurt and its a pain in the ass trying to type. lol. I have ice on it and my girl cleaning it and put a bandage but it was bleeding right through it but the bleeding is slowing down thank god... i was starting to get light headed.
Thanks everyone for the kind words. :)

2HousePlague 06-26-2006 12:23 PM

They call that "digital circumcision"



2hp

I'm a sig whore 06-26-2006 12:24 PM

heat up an iron and stick your finger against it. :thumbsup

L0rdJuni0r 06-26-2006 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm a sig whore
heat up an iron and stick your finger against it. :thumbsup



OUCH! :error

ridikuloz 06-26-2006 12:43 PM

damn sounds bad... reminds me of the time I burned my finger and my skin was peeling off.. it was horrible.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-26-2006 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r
Doctors are overrated. I don't go to the hospital unless its life threatening. Its making my whole hand hurt and its a pain in the ass trying to type. lol. I have ice on it and my girl cleaning it and put a bandage but it was bleeding right through it but the bleeding is slowing down thank god... i was starting to get light headed.
Thanks everyone for the kind words. :)

exactly... the doctors will just say "ah, its fine, go home put a bandaid on it and keep it iced" then send you a bill for $500

emthree 06-26-2006 12:53 PM

Where's the pictures

BuggyG 06-26-2006 01:09 PM

and.. when ya picked it up
did it go thru your mind.. to try it and see if it tastes like chicken??

just wondering.. that's all :D

Sosa 06-26-2006 01:24 PM

get some stitches

Dagwolf 06-26-2006 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r
i was helping my uncle out at his sheet metal shop and i grabbed a sheet of metal wrong and i sliced a piece of the tip of my right index finger clean off and it hurts like a BITCH!!!!!!!! its been bleeding right through these bandaids. fucking sucks. Now i cant finger my girl :(

I worked with sheet metal for a few years. I nearly lost a finger once myself when we jury-rigged a brace for a big piece we wanted to bend . Cut right through the nerve and down to the bone, I lost feeling in it for about 6 months.

Romeoinferno 06-26-2006 01:30 PM

yea dude.... do it like the predator did it, by burning it!!!
Be hardcore...
Sorry to hear about not fingering ur girl... it sucks :(

BoyAlley 06-26-2006 01:32 PM

Uhm, OUCH! Make sure your tetanus is up to date and you keep it cleaned really well.

gecko 06-26-2006 04:10 PM

Ouch.... :(

u-Bob 06-26-2006 04:14 PM

damn, that sux...


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