Ambush Interview #420 Joesho, Special Manatee Edition - Page 4 - GoFuckYourself.com

woj · 06-27-2006, 01:02 PM

150...........

NoComments · 06-27-2006, 01:03 PM

150!?

fuck you, woj!

Rolo · 06-27-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Winetalk

He is a risk taker and if I had 25 mils, I wouldn't hesitate a split second to entrust him with the money. He is good, as far as people who lent him $800,000 were concerned, and their due diligence and intelligence is all I'd need.

Bankruptcy, Polluting, Drugs, Backstabbing, Bullshitting, Violent, Pathetic.... Manatees are simple yet complicated animals!

Nicky · 06-27-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rolo

Bankruptcy, Polluting, Drugs, Backstabbing, Bullshitting, Violent, Pathetic.... Manatees are simple yet complicated animals!

Manatees are the only animals that have all these things as basic instinct cause of no brain.

SleazyDream · 06-27-2006, 02:16 PM

funny

Anthony · 06-27-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

funny

The SleazyDream Stamp of Approval!

NoComments · 06-27-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

funny

get off OUR thread, you sigwhore!

Sorry, Sleazy, you know I love you and respect you,
I just couldn't help myself with this outburst

NoComments · 06-27-2006, 03:32 PM

P.S. if you wanna interview that putz for real -
I wanna split the revenues 75% - 25%
with 75% going to MY people.
(and I don't talk about people who made the journey from Egypt 5000 years ago!)

Rolo · 06-27-2006, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

Manatees are the only animals that have all these things as basic instinct cause of no brain.

I forgot to add they are also very good at hiding... you only need to whisper their name, and suddenly they are "on vacation", or on a "business trip" etc.

However if you stop looking for them, or do not talk about them, then they think the cost is clear, and resurface. Its an old trick they have learned from an ostrich with large feathers, which lay its head and neck flat on the ground until danger has passed.

Anthony · 06-27-2006, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rolo

I forgot to add they are also very good at hiding... you only need to whisper their name, and suddenly they are "on vacation", or on a "business trip" etc.

However if you stop looking for them, or do not talk about them, then they think the cost is clear, and resurface. Its an old trick they have learned from an ostrich with large feathers, which lay its head and neck flat on the ground until danger has passed.

Is this Ostrich name start with a G and end with an O?

Cause if it is, that bird could feed a family of 10 for a year.

Rolo · 06-27-2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Is this Ostrich name start with a G and end with an O?

You have also heard of this bird. Its a most interesting bird. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich

- Ostriches are considered the largest living species of bird

- Ostriches live in nomadic groups of 5 to 50 birds that often travel together with other grazing animals, such as zebras or antelopes

- With their acute eyesight and hearing, they can sense predators such as lions from far away.

- Ostriches are large enough for a small human to ride them; typically, the human will hold on to the wings while riding.

- Ostriches are classified as dangerous animals in Australia, the US and the UK. There are a number of recorded incidents of people being attacked and killed. Big males can be very territorial and aggressive and can attack and kick very powerfully with their legs.

420manatee · 06-27-2006, 11:21 PM

oh SHEEEAAAAT!!! Hahahahaa LOLZ!!

I was gone for a few days doing seagrass bongs with my manatee buddies and I come home and my Yahoo IM and AIM are off the hook, blinking like christmas trees!!

I'm like WTF, did they lift the Sea Mammal Protection Act, something must be seriously wrong, turns out this Ambush Interview has been running for a while without me in it..... LOLOL!!!

Damn guys some tough questions in there, you've really done your homework... I gotta roll myself a blunt and think these over for a while. Gimme some time to get my head together guys.

Timon · 06-27-2006, 11:31 PM

Oh great, I was starting to worry that Joesho = Nosho

cj_purve · 06-28-2006, 01:06 AM

This thread is useless without newbies!!! ;-)))

I almost thought I had gone back in a time machine a few years while reading this thread ... Timon, Serge, Peaches, Rolo, Anthony ... Joe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0

NoComments · 06-28-2006, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by cj_purve

This thread is useless without newbies!!! ;-)))

I almost thought I had gone back in a time machine a few years while reading this thread ... Timon, Serge, Peaches, Rolo, Anthony ... Joe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0

cj!!!!! You alive! How the hell are you?????

420manatee · 06-28-2006, 02:16 AM

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1. I am sure I speak for all of us when I say I really like the neck-less look you are sporting. Were you born without a neck or did you have it surgically removed?

LOL! Yes I was born with a neck, and experienced a normally necked childhood. Since my teens though I have always gotten the munchies every day from around 4:20pm onwards... Doritos, Nachos, Chupa Chups, Gummy Bears... you name it, I munch it, LOL.

Long story short, let's just say the extra vitamins filled in the extra space between my head and my shoulders LOL!

Rolo · 06-28-2006, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by cj_purve

Joe's worst nightmare - big words & a fuckload of old timers!! ;0

The worst kind of old timers... those with plenty of time, and no feet in the grave

NoComments · 06-28-2006, 03:24 AM

Joesho, I have one more question:
http://cotac.com/joesho.wav

NoComments · 06-28-2006, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Rolo

The worst kind of old timers... those with plenty of time, and no feet in the grave

Talk for yourself, I am doing all preparations NOW!

V_RocKs · 06-28-2006, 03:49 AM

Just got off of ICQ with Joesho, he is just waking up and should be here any minute.

Timon · 06-28-2006, 04:01 AM

Haha, is that baddog with Joesho's sister?

NoComments · 06-28-2006, 04:16 AM

Hooray!
At least he is not arrested for "burning roof materials", as I was wondering where the hell he is.

420manatee · 06-28-2006, 04:50 AM

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2. You used to own Oprano. Since you left Oprano has fallen apart completely and nobody posts there anymore. Why did you leave Oprano and what do you think is the main reason of Opranos failure after you left?

Well GFY was getting much more posts than Oprano so I thought what works for GFY must work for Oprano. I wanted all the sig whores from GFY to post on Oprano instead but at the time Oprano was the hangout of all the old timers. I believed the sig spotters would be intimidated by the old timer's webmastering knowledge so I basically told all the old timers to fuck off and leave Oprano.

The old timers didn?t listen to me so I decided I would leave instead.

I am happy though that gonzo and Bishop decided to see through my grand vision of what Oprano should become and they have succeeded in evicting all those grumpy old timers. At this time everyone that used to post on Oprano now posts on GFY, and I expect that everyone that posts on GFY will soon be posting on Oprano. Until that happens Oprano will be a little quiet.

NoComments · 06-28-2006, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 420manatee

I am happy though that gonzo and Bishop decided to see through my grand vision of what Oprano should become and they have succeeded in evicting all those grumpy old timers. At this time everyone that used to post on Oprano now posts on GFY, and I expect that everyone that posts on GFY will soon be posting on Oprano.

I told ya Joesho was a visionary and nobody believed me....I am glad Bishop shares joesho's vision.

Juicy D. Links · 06-28-2006, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 420manatee

I'm like WTF, did they lift the Sea Mammal Protection Act,

Timon · 06-28-2006, 06:52 AM

Good answers, this is turning out to be a great interview

I can't wait to read your answers to the other questions

420manatee · 06-28-2006, 07:10 AM

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3. You do not seem to think much of the old timers and those who have made it big in the online porn industry. Can you share some of your thoughts with us regarding your superiority over the old guard and the cause of this friction between you and all the key industry players?

It?s not that I am against the successful people who innovated and pioneered our industry, I respect them for creating this business. My problem with the old timers is that they are hogging all the knowledge and the skills.

Look if you are a newcomer and decide to start your first porn site in 2006, it is really difficult and a lot of work to figure out how to build your TGP gallery, how to sign-up for sponsors and how to submit to the TGP portals. These old timers, they know everything about building websites, they know everything about getting traffic, and these newbies know nothing. So when a newbie comes to a webmaster forum and asks ?How do I start a porn site and make money? I think it is just fucking greedy that the old timers will not take a meager 30 minutes out of their day to write an easy to understand and concise set of instructions to help this newbie get started without having to do too much research himself.

That is my main problem with the old timers. If they are not willing to tutor and give tips to newbies I think they have no right to post on a webmaster forum. They are just wasting boardspace that could have been used on making business deals and getting newcomers to enter the market, because as any REAL businessman knows "the more competition the broader the bottom line".

NoComments · 06-28-2006, 07:45 AM

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"the more competition the broader the bottom line".

I like this joeshoeism...

Timon · 06-28-2006, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Winetalk

I like this joeshoeism...

Yes we are getting some real Pearls here. I am really looking forward to reading Joe's next answer

Rolo · 06-28-2006, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

Yes we are getting some real Pearls here. I am really looking forward to reading Joe's next answer

Me too... this is a better interview than what I expected!

Thanks Joe - it is inspiring to read your thought flow

NoComments · 06-28-2006, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rolo

Me too... this is a better interview than what I expected!

Thanks Joe - it is inspiring to read your thought flow

..and now joesho sponsors the new bill for the noobs:
http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6088745.html

Rolo · 06-28-2006, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Winetalk

..and now joesho sponsors the new bill for the noobs:
http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6088745.html

Noob entrapment?

Any chance Joe is an undercover FBI manatee posing as an adult business manatee?

420manatee · 06-29-2006, 12:24 AM

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4. One of the most lovable things about you is that you are a manatee. You are so cute and cuddly! It is quite unusual for manatees to be so tame and available to the public. How did you overcome your fear of people and how do other members of the manatee community feel about a manatee role model like yourself being so openly involved in the porn industry?

LOL good question. Yes I am very cute and cuddly, everyone says that, LOL!

Most people don?t know this but I am only half manatee. My mother is a manatee and my father is a chimpanzee. When my mother fell in love with my father there was a lot of controversy in the manatee community and when they finally married she became isolated from other manatees. During my childhood I had little contact with other manatees and mostly hung out with chimpanzee kids and I feel closer to the chimpanzee community than the manatee community. Boy let me tell you, CHIMPAZEES LOVE PORN!! I am somewhat of a legend among chimpanzees, they just LOVE me!!

With regards to an animals ingrained fear of humans, well my father was a circus monkey so I got acquainted with large crowds of people at a very young age and am totally comfortable around humans, especially when they are STONED AS A MONKEY LOLOLZ!!

Timon · 06-29-2006, 01:06 AM

Wow I didn't know that about your father being a chimpanzee, it's really great to get some background info on the man behind the board personality. Very informative.

NoComments · 06-29-2006, 01:58 AM

hmmm.....I doubt 420manatee is joesho - the spelling is too good!

Timon · 06-29-2006, 03:00 AM

I think 420manatee is taking this interview seriously and using spell check.

Rolo · 06-29-2006, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

I think 420manatee is taking this interview seriously and using spell check.

Must be his new "Public Relations Specialist / Spin Doctor"

Nicky · 06-29-2006, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

I think 420manatee is taking this interview seriously and using spell check.

I think so too, it must be joesho since he has manatee in his name though....

Timon · 06-29-2006, 06:55 AM

Maybe he has been using part of the $25,000,000 for English classes ;)

Nicky · 06-29-2006, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rolo

Noob entrapment?

Any chance Joe is an undercover FBI manatee posing as an adult business manatee?

nah man, he be to affraid for internal investigation if he was a FBI manatee, smoking crack obtained from $10 crack whores just aint right if you're a FBI manatee

Redbird · 06-29-2006, 06:57 AM

LOL where is Joesho?

Get our of the water! get behind your screen

Nicky · 06-29-2006, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Redbird

LOL where is Joesho?

Get our of the water! get behind your screen

Time isnt 420 yet and he needs 2 hours to dry him self with 13 towels, dont worry he will show up.

NoComments · 06-29-2006, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Redbird

LOL where is Joesho?

Get our of the water! get behind your screen

Poor Yorik......

Basic_man · 06-29-2006, 07:44 AM

It's time for some drama. The manatee thing is pretty funny too

Rolo · 06-29-2006, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

Time isnt 420 yet and he needs 2 hours to dry him self with 13 towels, dont worry he will show up.

Almost 4:20 now

Peaches · 06-29-2006, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Winetalk

hmmm.....I doubt 420manatee is joesho - the spelling is too good!

And the thoughts are coherent and not chopped up into non-paragraph paragraphs. I think this calls for a PETA/Save the Manatees/Georgia Aquarium investigation

Way off topic (kinda) growing up on the St. Johns in Jacksonville, the manatees (no one called them that - they were sea cows) were EVERYWHERE. We had little Sunfish sailboats they could knock over in a heartbeat though. But as kids, we enjoyed that. Just think, I could have been been a playmate of one of Joe's ancestors!

Anthony · 06-29-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

And the thoughts are coherent and not chopped up into non-paragraph paragraphs. I think this calls for a PETA/Save the Manatees/Georgia Aquarium investigation

Way off topic (kinda) growing up on the St. Johns in Jacksonville, the manatees (no one called them that - they were sea cows) were EVERYWHERE. We had little Sunfish sailboats they could knock over in a heartbeat though. But as kids, we enjoyed that. Just think, I could have been been a playmate of one of Joe's ancestors!

OH MY R_n!

Peaches burns the Sea Cow!

This is a very rare treat to read!!!

Nicky · 06-29-2006, 09:41 AM

This thread is delicous, not too attracted to the manatees though I must admit

Peaches · 06-29-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

OH MY R_n!

Peaches burns the Sea Cow!

This is a very rare treat to read!!!

Now, now - that wasn't a burn. Merely stating some simple facts

NoComments · 06-29-2006, 10:22 AM

are manatees known for their intelligence, like dolphins, for example, or NOT?

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Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	Oh great, I was starting to worry that Joesho = Nosho

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Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	Good answers, this is turning out to be a great interview I can't wait to read your answers to the other questions

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