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Old 06-23-2006, 06:58 PM   #1
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I'm new here! The Captain is in town!
Hey everyone! Just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Captain Morgan, but unfortunately I'm not a pirate. I'm a rockstar. If I tell you who I am, you all might piss your pants. I don't want to start an uproar, ok? So I must remain anonymous. I'm also a webmaster. I'm working on my first site right now with this little tattooed cutey patooty, Sergio. But I'm not gay. The cock just doesn't frighten me, ok? Anyway, nice to meet cha.
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:59 PM   #2
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Captain, I'm going to have to tell you, we used to make it happn'. But then I went swimming in parrot bay one too many times and drowned =(
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:00 PM   #3
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Well if you want some design work hit me up. I used to do alot of design work in the music industry back in the late nineties into 2001

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Old 06-23-2006, 07:00 PM   #4
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:01 PM   #5
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Captain, I'm going to have to tell you, we used to make it happn'. But then I went swimming in parrot bay one too many times and drowned =(
Parrot Bay is for pussies. The alcohol content is pretty low.
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:01 PM   #6
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ok captain
welcome aboard. the shark plank is to the right.
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:03 PM   #7
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Well if you want some design work hit me up. I used to do alot of design work in the music industry back in the late nineties into 2001
Alrighty, well I may take you up on that. Just don't be afraid of the cock.
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:03 PM   #8
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:05 PM   #9
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:06 PM   #10
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Alrighty, well I may take you up on that. Just don't be afraid of the cock.

nuthing phases me, as long as its legal in the majority of the us states.
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:08 PM   #11
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:10 PM   #12
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i might like drinking you, too.
That was hot.. !!

From captain to captain i salute you !!
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:12 PM   #13
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That was hot.. !!

From captain to captain i salute you !!
us captains need to stick together. how'd you like to bump balls with me?
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:12 PM   #14
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I'm a rockstar. If I tell you who I am, you all might piss your pants. I don't want to start an uproar, ok? So I must remain anonymous. I'm also a webmaster. I'm working on my first site right now...

Wow, can't believe between all your tours, recording time, and publicity stunts you have to time to launch a website in an attempt to make peanuts. But I'll play along.. Welcome aboard
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:14 PM   #15
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Wow, can't believe between all your tours, recording time, and publicity stunts you have to time to launch a website in an attempt to make peanuts. But I'll play along.. Welcome aboard
it's a fun hobby. but i'm not gay. i promise.
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:15 PM   #16
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Sounds like a homo to me...not that there is anything wrong with it
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:16 PM   #18
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Sounds like a homo to me...not that there is anything wrong with it
Don't talk about Sergio like that. He's a strapping young lad. He's like a hot, sexy, son I never had.
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:18 PM   #19
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:20 PM   #20
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But I'm not gay. The cock just doesn't frighten me, ok?
LOL. Welcome and good luck with your site.
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:26 PM   #21
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Chio will not be pleased by Captain Morgan. There is only room for one true pirate at GFY... which will it be? Chio with his sexy abs of steel, or Captain Morgan with his ability to spit pure alcohol? I'm putting $7.95 on Chio.
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:45 PM   #22
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Chio will not be pleased by Captain Morgan. There is only room for one true pirate at GFY... which will it be? Chio with his sexy abs of steel, or Captain Morgan with his ability to spit pure alcohol? I'm putting $7.95 on Chio.

Captain Morgan isnt a pirate, read his first post
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Old 06-23-2006, 09:07 PM   #23
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Old 06-23-2006, 10:29 PM   #24
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i might like drinking you, too.
is it bad that, that turns me on?
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Old 06-23-2006, 10:32 PM   #25
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Captain Morgan isnt a pirate, read his first post
Dude... since when did pirates tell the TRUTH? We all know he's a fucking pirate just waiting to steal some hot ass booty around here. Keep your guard up.
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:34 PM   #27
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Old 06-24-2006, 01:17 AM   #28
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