Hey everyone! Just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Captain Morgan, but unfortunately I'm not a pirate. I'm a rockstar. If I tell you who I am, you all might piss your pants. I don't want to start an uproar, ok? So I must remain anonymous. I'm also a webmaster. I'm working on my first site right now with this little tattooed cutey patooty, Sergio. But I'm not gay. The cock just doesn't frighten me, ok? Anyway, nice to meet cha.
