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baddog · 05-30-2006, 09:39 PM

I have given many girls their first motorcycle ride. I have ex-girlfriends that request I give their daughters bike rides just because they think it is something every woman should experience, and they know they will be safe with me.

Tonight I went to my parent's house for dinner and shortly after arriving it came up that somehow my 74 year old mother had never been on a motorcycle! How can that be? Something had to be done about that.

I pulled out my spare helmet, fastened it upon her head and took her for a half hour ride along the beach. Judging by these pics taken upon our arrival back, she had a pretty good time.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-30-2006, 09:43 PM

that is so cool that your mom is getting on a bike at that age, well done mate

goodgirl · 05-30-2006, 09:44 PM

Nice

It looks like she had fun

pussyluver · 05-30-2006, 09:44 PM

She does look happy and proud too!

Thanks for sharing.

Risky posting personal family stuff on GFY, so many haters.

After Shock Media · 05-30-2006, 09:50 PM

Old ladies and motorcycles do not mix. At their age and due to what time has done to their bodies. A fly could penetrate them at slow speeds and hell with the skin flapping around it very well could look like a pug in a wind tunnel.

L0rdJuni0r · 05-30-2006, 09:50 PM

thats really cool what you did. she looks like she loved it. well done

L0rdJuni0r · 05-30-2006, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Old ladies and motorcycles do not mix. At their age and due to what time has done to their bodies. A fly could penetrate them at slow speeds and hell with the skin flapping around it very well could look like a pug in a wind tunnel.

No comment

baddog · 05-30-2006, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Old ladies and motorcycles do not mix. At their age and due to what time has done to their bodies. A fly could penetrate them at slow speeds and hell with the skin flapping around it very well could look like a pug in a wind tunnel.

Not sure why I thought you were a little smarter. My bad.

Babagirls · 05-30-2006, 09:55 PM

dude that is awesome! the best time i've ever had was doing 120mph on a motorcycle (my first time on a sport bike). i rode with a professional stunter, so i knew i was in good hands. but damn, what a RUSH!

After Shock Media · 05-30-2006, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Not sure why I thought you were a little smarter. My bad.

Its a damn joke.

Ride them around, show em a good time, and while your doing it please find your ability to detect humor again.

Mike D · 05-30-2006, 10:02 PM

Cool pics man...Sweet bike

Mike......

Phil · 05-30-2006, 10:07 PM

man, you look like my hockey team captain .. i swear to god..

sweetgirl2006 · 05-30-2006, 10:18 PM

cool cool

baddog · 05-30-2006, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Its a damn joke.

Ride them around, show em a good time, and while your doing it please find your ability to detect humor again.

Guess your timing sucked. Sorry.

baddog · 05-30-2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

man, you look like my hockey team captain .. i swear to god..

Do 10 laps

After Shock Media · 05-30-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Guess your timing sucked. Sorry.

Sorry man, no idea it was your moms.
But then again it always ussually is someones mom I suppose. Ok bad joke, either way but after seeing my grandmothers skin flapping while on the sail boat last week it struck me as humorous.

sonofsam · 05-30-2006, 10:24 PM

AFTERSHOCK!

DONT JOKE WITH BADDOG!!

DONT YOU KNOW HE USED TO BE IN A BIKER GANG!?!??!?!?!?!?

abyss_al · 05-30-2006, 10:36 PM

that's awesome!

OG LennyT · 05-30-2006, 10:38 PM

That was a cool thing to do for momma. : )

tony286 · 05-30-2006, 10:39 PM

thats really cool

pornguy · 05-30-2006, 10:40 PM

My mom is 75, and there is no way in hell that I could get her on a bike. But she does love to go driving around. And yeah she still drives herself.

wdsguy · 05-30-2006, 10:40 PM

after shock media has a way with words heh.

baddog · 05-30-2006, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

My mom is 75, and there is no way in hell that I could get her on a bike. But she does love to go driving around. And yeah she still drives herself.

I gave my grandmother a ride when she was in her 90's

iWeb_Iya · 05-31-2006, 12:30 AM

That's sweet!

iTEAM · 05-31-2006, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I have given many girls their first motorcycle ride. I have ex-girlfriends that request I give their daughters bike rides just because they think it is something every woman should experience, and they know they will be safe with me.

Tonight I went to my parent's house for dinner and shortly after arriving it came up that somehow my 74 year old mother had never been on a motorcycle! How can that be? Something had to be done about that.

I pulled out my spare helmet, fastened it upon her head and took her for a half hour ride along the beach. Judging by these pics taken upon our arrival back, she had a pretty good time.

That is so cool man! I really dig that.

BAKO · 05-31-2006, 12:43 AM

Nice............

baddog · 05-31-2006, 01:11 AM

I wish I could have gotten a pic of her face while we were cruising the beach.

gangbangjoe · 05-31-2006, 01:48 AM

good working family connections became rare lately...

but it seems like they still exist

dissipate · 05-31-2006, 01:51 AM

normally I would take the opportunity to give you shit in another one of your picture threads - but someone's mother is where i draw the line - Nice pictures, hope she had a blast.

gangbangjoe · 05-31-2006, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

normally I would take the opportunity to give you shit in another one of your picture threads - but someone's mother is where i draw the line - Nice pictures, hope she had a blast.

respect at gfy?

seems like i mixed my green tea with drugs

mad respect@dissipate

but why do baddogs picture threads piss you off?

dissipate · 05-31-2006, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

but why do baddogs picture threads piss you off?

baddog really doesnt piss me off to tell you the truth, i honestly just give him shit because it's somthing to do on a message board, im sure he's a decent enough guy in person. I'm actually interested in his reaction when i introduce myself to him at cybernet next week.

gangbangjoe · 05-31-2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

baddog really doesnt piss me off to tell you the truth, i honestly just give him shit because it's somthing to do on a message board, im sure he's a decent enough guy in person. I'm actually interested in his reaction when i introduce myself to him at cybernet next week.

old man winter will kick your ass

J/k baddog

dissipate · 05-31-2006, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

old man winter will kick your ass

J/k baddog

Not so much worried about that, I'm just curious if he takes GFY seriously in person.

gangbangjoe · 05-31-2006, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

Not so much worried about that, I'm just curious if he takes GFY seriously in person.

after reading some of the discussions with some of his haters i really doubt he will take it to serious

dissipate · 05-31-2006, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

after reading some of the discussions with some of his haters i really doubt he will take it to serious

I'm not too concerned about it - just more of a passive curiosity abourt 'board personas'. I won't judge someone based on pixels.

gangbangjoe · 05-31-2006, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

I'm not too concerned about it - just more of a passive curiosity abourt 'board personas'. I won't judge someone based on pixels.

post your "gfy persona research results" after you get back

will be interesting

to compare nickname with personas

fr0gman · 05-31-2006, 02:35 AM

baddog, keeping the old ladies happy since 1953.

PussyTeenies · 05-31-2006, 02:49 AM

Thats so cool man..
bet she really liked it

Relish XXX · 05-31-2006, 02:59 AM

I love how mums are intent on looking after there kids. Even though she is on the back of a Harley she is more concerned with cooking him dinner hence she still has her apron on.

madawgz · 05-31-2006, 03:00 AM

everyones gotta try it sometime i guess

testpie · 05-31-2006, 03:35 AM

Props to you for doing that - not enough caring for the family these days, and it's nice to see somebody doing something genuinely nice for someone.

Yes, it is corrupt that i'm younger than you and yet saying something that makes me sound retired (apart from the down-with-it "Props" part).

MaddCaz · 05-31-2006, 03:37 AM

haw hawww!

Scotty.T · 05-31-2006, 03:40 AM

Get her a cool pair of shades for the next time :D

mOrrI · 05-31-2006, 03:48 AM

Cool :D
She looks Very Happy

Good Job

djroof · 05-31-2006, 03:49 AM

Awesome man!

JFK · 05-31-2006, 03:51 AM

Very, VERY NICE Baddog

Martina Warren · 05-31-2006, 03:51 AM

That is so cool! I wish i had the balls to get on a motorcycle

J. Falcon · 05-31-2006, 03:55 AM

That¡s great, nice going!

justsexxx · 05-31-2006, 04:09 AM

I always have to laugh at ppl wearing helmets, but no other protection clothes at all..

Raf1 · 05-31-2006, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

I always have to laugh at ppl wearing helmets, but no other protection clothes at all..

It's illegal to ride without a helmet in most countries... protective gear is optional where I live.
anyway why is that funny?? Have you ever tried riding a bike around town in leathers on a sunny summer day?

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