Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) - GoFuckYourself.com

xanx · 06-22-2006, 11:09 PM

holy shit

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MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF:

TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA
ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for
them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their
weights. Cut off all but "G" rated movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and
city projects.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for
discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court
order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV
again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how
hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the
Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes
into the jails.

When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat,
he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of
the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

More on the Arizona Sheriff:

With temperatures being even hotter than usual! in Phoenix (116 degrees
just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000
inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the
Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their
government-issued pink boxer shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on
their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees
inside the week before.

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their
chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who
has lived in the tents for 1 = years. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long
ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna
sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told
all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are
living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they
didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

fetishblog · 06-22-2006, 11:11 PM

I love that Sheriff. We need more like him. I applied for a job with his agency, I'm awaiting the call to go out and take their test and what not.

sltr · 06-22-2006, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by fetishblog

I love that Sheriff. We need more like him. I applied for a job with his agency, I'm awaiting the call to go out and take their test and what not.

agreed.

get got drinking and driving and it's tent city with pink underwear

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 06-22-2006, 11:23 PM

Send him to Australia, some of the clowns here could do with someone like that.

iwantchixx · 06-22-2006, 11:25 PM

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one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told
all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are
living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they
didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

actually.....

Webby · 06-22-2006, 11:33 PM

Just another smartass with a big mouth. Arizona voters can appreciate him - he'd get arrested elsewhere.

biftek · 06-22-2006, 11:41 PM

he's just a tosser on a power trip

Pron Don · 06-22-2006, 11:56 PM

lol wtf?

GatorB · 06-23-2006, 12:03 AM

Another guy with a big ego and a small penis that was picked on as a small child. He will eventualy be sued and Maricopa county idiots that voted for him will pay the bill. I'm all for punishment but you don't keep guys outside when the heat index is 138. And 40 cents a day for meals is borderline starvation. This isn't 1406. if he's such a bad ass then why doesn't he go to Iraq?

"This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

So he's been doing this for years and people keeping coming into his jail. doesn't sound to effective to me. If his method worked his jail would be empty. Deterants actually deter people. Doesn't seem to be doing that.

SmokeyTheBear · 06-23-2006, 12:07 AM

I have seen the guy on t.v. he is a dick.. Most of his points above are pretty valid though. The problem is the justice system is fucked up and broken , so some asswipe steals 100 million and he does 2 years in club fed, and then some black guy gets caught dealing some crack to make a living because he cant get a job anywhere else and does 30 years with sheriff joe dickhead.

If the justice system was fair i see no problem with making prisoners work or pay for their meals , and they dont need smokes or cable t.v. or air conditioning

xNetworx · 06-23-2006, 12:10 AM

He wanted to pass a law to do random traffic stops with searches. A reporter onced asked if he has ever read the constitution and he replied with some smart ass remark. The guy is a total douche bag for many reasons.

GatorB · 06-23-2006, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

I have seen the guy on t.v. he is a dick.. Most of his points above are pretty valid though. The problem is the justice system is fucked up and broken , so some asswipe steals 100 million and he does 2 years in club fed, and then some black guy gets caught dealing some crack to make a living because he cant get a job anywhere else and does 30 years with sheriff joe dickhead.

If the justice system was fair i see no problem with making prisoners work or pay for their meals , and they dont need smokes or cable t.v. or air conditioning

Ok most guys aren't selling crack because they can't get a real job. Most want to be thugs and gangstas and live the thug lifesytyle.

Also JAIL is not PRISON. If your sentenced to 1 year or less you go to JAIL. If you are sentenced to more than a year you go to PRISON. JAIL is supposed to be for less serious crimes yet guys in PRISON in Arizona for rape, murder, child molesting get better treamnet than some guy who failed to pay his parking tickets because of Sheriff Dickhead.

Webby · 06-23-2006, 12:21 AM

Even if he has some good points - so did Hilter. The guy is a clear-cut imbecile of the type no self-respecting law agency wants around.

He is "known" in other countries as well - and just laughed at. Human trash like that demonstrates how to make a mockery of any justice system. Equally, it shows how pathetic the control mechanisms are that he even exists as a law officer.

06-22-2006, 11:11 PM	#2
fetishblog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Your mom is my favorite pornstar!#% Posts: 5,995	I love that Sheriff. We need more like him. I applied for a job with his agency, I'm awaiting the call to go out and take their test and what not. __________________ Fling.com doesn't steal your traffic and sales unlike some other dating companies. I promote them, and so should you!

06-22-2006, 11:33 PM	#6
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Just another smartass with a big mouth. Arizona voters can appreciate him - he'd get arrested elsewhere. __________________ XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

06-22-2006, 11:56 PM	#8
Pron Don Internet Entrepeneur Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 572	lol wtf? __________________ Sig currently being donated to science. don of pron at gmail dot com

06-23-2006, 12:07 AM	#10
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	I have seen the guy on t.v. he is a dick.. Most of his points above are pretty valid though. The problem is the justice system is fucked up and broken , so some asswipe steals 100 million and he does 2 years in club fed, and then some black guy gets caught dealing some crack to make a living because he cant get a job anywhere else and does 30 years with sheriff joe dickhead. If the justice system was fair i see no problem with making prisoners work or pay for their meals , and they dont need smokes or cable t.v. or air conditioning __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

06-23-2006, 12:21 AM	#13
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Even if he has some good points - so did Hilter. The guy is a clear-cut imbecile of the type no self-respecting law agency wants around. He is "known" in other countries as well - and just laughed at. Human trash like that demonstrates how to make a mockery of any justice system. Equally, it shows how pathetic the control mechanisms are that he even exists as a law officer. __________________ XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

06-22-2006, 11:23 PM	#4
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	Send him to Australia, some of the clowns here could do with someone like that.

06-22-2006, 11:41 PM	#7
biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	he's just a tosser on a power trip

06-23-2006, 12:03 AM	#9
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Another guy with a big ego and a small penis that was picked on as a small child. He will eventualy be sued and Maricopa county idiots that voted for him will pay the bill. I'm all for punishment but you don't keep guys outside when the heat index is 138. And 40 cents a day for meals is borderline starvation. This isn't 1406. if he's such a bad ass then why doesn't he go to Iraq? "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back." So he's been doing this for years and people keeping coming into his jail. doesn't sound to effective to me. If his method worked his jail would be empty. Deterants actually deter people. Doesn't seem to be doing that.

06-23-2006, 12:10 AM	#11
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	He wanted to pass a law to do random traffic stops with searches. A reporter onced asked if he has ever read the constitution and he replied with some smart ass remark. The guy is a total douche bag for many reasons.