anyone looking for a job in San Diego? - GoFuckYourself.com

magnatique · 05-30-2002, 03:31 PM

Hey guys!

We currently have an opening for a talented Webmaster to join our team at www.JasonandAlex.com

We are looking for someone that works well in a team environment, someone that is willing to devote his time and work towards the completion of our projects. The opening is for an IN-HOUSE position, so it is imperative that you live in the San Diego area or be willing to relocate to this area.

The skills needed are as follows:

You will need to be a fast learner, be fluent in HTML as well as having good skills in graphic design with Photoshop. We are looking for someone that responds well to stress, can handle specific job requests, and still being able to take on some initiative. Development of sites according to the guidelines provided is also something that you must be able to do on your own. Finally, DETAIL is the key.

Additional Skills we are looking for:

PHP or any database/coding combo is HIGHLY WELCOMED.
Video editing / production and knowledge of Avid is also a plus.

If you think you qualify and are currently looking for a job, Please send me your résumé?s and I?ll gladly go over them and review them carefully.

Please send me your résumé?s at [email protected]

Nysus · 05-30-2002, 03:40 PM

Aiming for a salary of what?

Financial aid availible for moving?

Any medical benefits included etc.. I am covered anyways, just curious.

Btw, nice site.

Cheers,
Matt

Fletch XXX · 05-30-2002, 03:46 PM

San Diego is a rather tough commute.

Krille · 05-30-2002, 03:51 PM

I'd do it but I dont ´have any photoshop skills nor any of the other things required but I'm a nice guy.

Brown Bear · 05-30-2002, 03:53 PM

If I get hired, can I masturbate in the office?

Alex From San Diego · 05-30-2002, 03:59 PM

Now why would you want to masturbate in my offices? I'll tell you what. If you have the skills that we are looking for, you can masturbate all you want....I'll even stock up on the handy wipes for you to clean yourself off.....

Alex

JasonandAlex.com, Inc.

Brown Bear · 05-30-2002, 04:00 PM

Oh, I gots da skills to pay da bills baby!

magnatique · 05-30-2002, 04:11 PM

It all really depends on the skills you have and the samples we see..

but for the right person, it is definately possible.

30-45K should be the range... again, depending on the skills

Sly_RJ · 05-30-2002, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
Now why would you want to masturbate in my offices? I'll tell you what. If you have the skills that we are looking for, you can masturbate all you want....I'll even stock up on the handy wipes for you to clean yourself off.....

Alex

JasonandAlex.com, Inc.

Dude! I am SO in!

Singer · 05-30-2002, 04:45 PM

hire me, but do you have financial aid on moving? i'm from the east.

Pipecrew · 05-30-2002, 05:02 PM

They remind me of Jay and Silent Bob

pipp · 05-30-2002, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
They remind me of Jay and Silent Bob

Haha I was thinking the exact same thing scrolling down this page. And then you said it. Hahaha I cant stop

sexyclicks · 05-30-2002, 05:07 PM

Quote:

They remind me of Jay and Silent Bob

ADIDAS · 05-30-2002, 05:10 PM

My question is who's the fat one?

beemk · 05-30-2002, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
If you have the skills that we are looking for, you can masturbate all you want....I'll even stock up on the handy wipes for you to clean yourself off.....

now thats what i call benefits!

Brown Bear · 05-30-2002, 05:15 PM

I call my girlfriend boo boo kitty fuck

TheFLY · 05-30-2002, 05:22 PM

You guys are dumb -- there is no job -- this is just creative spam.

You see you make up a story that you are hiring someone -- this gets lots of attention for your biz -- everyone thinks that you are growing because you're hiring, you can spam all the job applicants... The fact is that this trick works -- and it's a free trick. If nobody gets hired -- even better... you saved yourself some money.

Big E · 05-30-2002, 05:25 PM

Hey Alex, is that your once a month post? heh heh

ADIDAS · 05-30-2002, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
You guys are dumb -- there is no job -- this is just creative spam.

You see you make up a story that you are hiring someone -- this gets lots of attention for your biz -- everyone thinks that you are growing because you're hiring, you can spam all the job applicants... The fact is that this trick works -- and it's a free trick. If nobody gets hired -- even better... you saved yourself some money.

yeah creative spam! WTF are you talking about?

Anyone who knows Jason and Alex know these guys would not do something like that!

And check out the profile, magnatique is helping them out!

They wouldnt let him spam either!

I can tell you with 100% certainty that this job is for REAL!!!!

TheFLY · 05-30-2002, 05:27 PM

They claim to be so successful on their site -- but they only have 2 paysites?! Everything else is "Coming Soon" ???

Why spend so much time bragging about your reputation on your website guys? Let your reputation speak for yourself.

I've never heard of you guys -- has anyone else?

Hehe

( I can just imagine the interesting ICQ's shooting off now ;p )

ADIDAS · 05-30-2002, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
They claim to be so successful on their site -- but they only have 2 paysites?! Everything else is "Coming Soon" ???

Why spend so much time bragging about your reputation on your website guys? Let your reputation speak for yourself.

I've never heard of you guys -- has anyone else?

Hehe

( I can just imagine the interesting ICQ's shooting off now ;p )

I guess the only people that know them are successful then...

Sly_RJ · 05-30-2002, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
You guys are dumb -- there is no job -- this is just creative spam.

You see you make up a story that you are hiring someone -- this gets lots of attention for your biz -- everyone thinks that you are growing because you're hiring, you can spam all the job applicants... The fact is that this trick works -- and it's a free trick. If nobody gets hired -- even better... you saved yourself some money.

Dude, STFU. You have no idea. I've been talking to Alex about this very position for the last week, and it IS open. Everyone I've talked with has had nothing but good to say about these two fine gents.

Don't cry wolf until you see the fangs... where do I come up with this stupid shit? Anyone know a good book with sayings in it?

mastamindz · 05-30-2002, 05:30 PM

Quote:

You guys are dumb -- there is no job -- this is just creative spam.

Well damn, I just sent them 82 bux as a bribe so they would consider me.

Moose · 05-30-2002, 05:30 PM

I know these guys, they are for real and both make more cash in a week than 99% of the webmasters on this board do in a year.
They are as real and honest as it gets.

TheFLY · 05-30-2002, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ADIDAS
I guess the only people that know them are successful then...

Nice circular logic.

That seems to be what their website is full of... "the only two names you need to know to make money!"

HAHA!! That's some good fucking bullshit.

I must not be "making money" -- because I don't know fucking Jason and Alex!!! Hahahaha!

Sly_RJ · 05-30-2002, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

Nice circular logic.

That seems to be what their website is full of... "the only two names you need to know to make money!"

HAHA!! That's some good fucking bullshit.

I must not be "making money" -- because I don't know fucking Jason and Alex!!! Hahahaha!

And your logic of "ooo, I only see two paysites, these guys are lamers!" is any better? Wow. School did you some good.

magnatique · 05-30-2002, 05:35 PM

Dude... have you ever thought that the reason why you have never heard of us yet is because we are not fully out yet? otherwize we'd make our one time annoucement here...

ever thought that the reason we hire is to actually build all the 24 sites that we have deals and content for?

C'mon TheFly, you've seen me post here around, we've talked on icq...

you should know better.. or just ask around

but would you say you're hiring without telling people where? that's why I put the url there...

if you don't believe in the job, just come down here and see for yourself ;)

mastamindz · 05-30-2002, 05:42 PM

Hey magnatique,

I emailed my resume and some links of my work, hope to hear from ya.

RyanJ

Nysus · 05-30-2002, 05:42 PM

magnatique, just think of me as an addition: Jason and Alex and Matt

What do ya think? ;)

If my other plans don't work out, I am interested. I am in Canada, though getting a green card wouldn't be a problem. I'm a bit rusty on graphic design, though I know the concepts behind designs and selling a site. I'm also rusty on PHP/mySQL, though I do know it. Have programmed many things for myself..

Cheers,
Matt

TheFLY · 05-30-2002, 05:44 PM

Alright I'm just fucking around... actually I've never seen Jason or Alex so I check out the site and it looks well put together and I see that they have done a nice design on their site -- laying out the history of their company, the infos abou the employees, etc... so I figured it was worth flaming a little because these guys seem really serious about what they do...

I did the same thing with LikeWhoa -- 12Clicks and I flamed Nick -- I saw the huge booth in Vegas and the big party and I'm thinking WTF these guys are hardcore on their shit and they're kindof new on the block -- now look at LikeWhoa -- the shit has exploded -- I see LikeWhoa everywhere now... I'm sure that Jason and Alex will be all over the place soon enough ;p

Tukhman · 05-30-2002, 05:48 PM

TheFly,

Heh. That's true

Jason&Alex is a solid company, we've been working with them for quiet some time, and their new program is going to be kick ass (we are actually hosting, developing, and designing it for them).

When these guys are all set with the program, it will start exploding... that's true ;-)))

magnatique · 05-30-2002, 05:49 PM

you'll see

we'll read through all Resume's, we should know within a week, need someone fast !

Alex From San Diego · 05-30-2002, 07:19 PM

Nick, you are doing a good job at it too : )) Looking foward to June.....

FreeHugeMovies · 05-30-2002, 07:25 PM

I have none of those skills but I would like to move to SD and play rugby for OMBAC. Is that possible?

Martin · 05-30-2002, 07:57 PM

Guys if you don't know who Jason & Alex are.. Where ya been?

Hurry and get on board quick.. This is going to be hot stuff..
http://www.jasonandalex.com/

When I get back from Montreal I'm all over it...

Peace

SixNine · 05-30-2002, 08:05 PM

Nick... interesting overview of their new affiliate program.

SixNine

TDF · 05-30-2002, 08:30 PM

speaking of SD is anyone goin to the Puerto Rican Day parade next weekend?

Sjayne · 05-31-2002, 03:48 AM

I have just contacted one of my friends who lives in the area and knows his stuff.

Theo · 05-31-2002, 04:36 AM

Alex except of great guy is THE master in the industry. Talking few min with him you gain extremely many things which won't find anywhere to read.... And of course everybody knows Magnatique

If you consider yourself capable for big things and you are not lacking the skills Alex mentioned, send him an email.

Alex From San Diego · 05-31-2002, 07:37 AM

Thanks Soul Rebel....we can always use another greek around here....besides the weather in San Diego, is pretty similar to Greece. Plus we have high speed connection too : ))

magnatique · 05-31-2002, 08:00 AM

heh, thanks soul

I been too busy lately.. haven't been able to post on the boards as much... that's why we need somebody else in here heheheh

Dawgy · 05-31-2002, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by magnatique
heh, thanks soul

I been too busy lately.. haven't been able to post on the boards as much... that's why we need somebody else in here heheheh

so can i have a job reading GFY?

ADIDAS · 05-31-2002, 09:36 AM

I have to say I am VERY lucky to work with these guys, Jason, Alex & Magnatique!

Each of them is the master of what they do!

In the 9 1/2 months we have worked together I have learned a great deal about this business!

Anyone that says shit about them either hasnt met them, is jeaulous of them, or is just a plain fucking moron!

Just my

!

Theo · 05-31-2002, 09:59 AM

lol Alex, yeah we have great speeds here (wind speeds) :-) I hope your trip to Greece is still valid.

Magnatique I can imagine!

magnatique · 05-31-2002, 10:52 AM

dawgy, that's not an option,.. I keep that ot myself :P

05-30-2002, 03:31 PM	#1
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	anyone looking for a job in San Diego? Hey guys! We currently have an opening for a talented Webmaster to join our team at www.JasonandAlex.com We are looking for someone that works well in a team environment, someone that is willing to devote his time and work towards the completion of our projects. The opening is for an IN-HOUSE position, so it is imperative that you live in the San Diego area or be willing to relocate to this area. The skills needed are as follows: You will need to be a fast learner, be fluent in HTML as well as having good skills in graphic design with Photoshop. We are looking for someone that responds well to stress, can handle specific job requests, and still being able to take on some initiative. Development of sites according to the guidelines provided is also something that you must be able to do on your own. Finally, DETAIL is the key. Additional Skills we are looking for: PHP or any database/coding combo is HIGHLY WELCOMED. Video editing / production and knowledge of Avid is also a plus. If you think you qualify and are currently looking for a job, Please send me your résumé?s and I?ll gladly go over them and review them carefully. Please send me your résumé?s at [email protected]

05-30-2002, 03:40 PM	#2
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Aiming for a salary of what? Financial aid availible for moving? Any medical benefits included etc.. I am covered anyways, just curious. Btw, nice site. Cheers, Matt Last edited by Nysus; 05-30-2002 at 03:42 PM..

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Krille Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bangkok Posts: 2,436	I'd do it but I dont ´have any photoshop skills nor any of the other things required but I'm a nice guy.

05-30-2002, 03:59 PM	#6
Alex From San Diego Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,642	Now why would you want to masturbate in my offices? I'll tell you what. If you have the skills that we are looking for, you can masturbate all you want....I'll even stock up on the handy wipes for you to clean yourself off..... Alex JasonandAlex.com, Inc.

05-30-2002, 04:11 PM	#8
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	It all really depends on the skills you have and the samples we see.. but for the right person, it is definately possible. 30-45K should be the range... again, depending on the skills

05-30-2002, 04:45 PM	#10
Singer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Penn State University Main Campus Posts: 437	hire me, but do you have financial aid on moving? i'm from the east. __________________ www.JesusBoard.com

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	They remind me of Jay and Silent Bob

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05-30-2002, 05:22 PM	#17
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	You guys are dumb -- there is no job -- this is just creative spam. You see you make up a story that you are hiring someone -- this gets lots of attention for your biz -- everyone thinks that you are growing because you're hiring, you can spam all the job applicants... The fact is that this trick works -- and it's a free trick. If nobody gets hired -- even better... you saved yourself some money.

05-30-2002, 05:25 PM	#18
Big E Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 935	Hey Alex, is that your once a month post? heh heh

05-30-2002, 05:27 PM	#20
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	They claim to be so successful on their site -- but they only have 2 paysites?! Everything else is "Coming Soon" ??? Why spend so much time bragging about your reputation on your website guys? Let your reputation speak for yourself. I've never heard of you guys -- has anyone else? Hehe ( I can just imagine the interesting ICQ's shooting off now ;p )

05-30-2002, 05:30 PM	#24
Moose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Here Posts: 1,548	I know these guys, they are for real and both make more cash in a week than 99% of the webmasters on this board do in a year. They are as real and honest as it gets.

05-30-2002, 05:35 PM	#27
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	Dude... have you ever thought that the reason why you have never heard of us yet is because we are not fully out yet? otherwize we'd make our one time annoucement here... ever thought that the reason we hire is to actually build all the 24 sites that we have deals and content for? C'mon TheFly, you've seen me post here around, we've talked on icq... you should know better.. or just ask around but would you say you're hiring without telling people where? that's why I put the url there... if you don't believe in the job, just come down here and see for yourself ;)

05-30-2002, 05:42 PM	#28
mastamindz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,547	Hey magnatique, I emailed my resume and some links of my work, hope to hear from ya. RyanJ

05-30-2002, 05:44 PM	#30
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Alright I'm just fucking around... actually I've never seen Jason or Alex so I check out the site and it looks well put together and I see that they have done a nice design on their site -- laying out the history of their company, the infos abou the employees, etc... so I figured it was worth flaming a little because these guys seem really serious about what they do... I did the same thing with LikeWhoa -- 12Clicks and I flamed Nick -- I saw the huge booth in Vegas and the big party and I'm thinking WTF these guys are hardcore on their shit and they're kindof new on the block -- now look at LikeWhoa -- the shit has exploded -- I see LikeWhoa everywhere now... I'm sure that Jason and Alex will be all over the place soon enough ;p

05-30-2002, 05:48 PM	#31
Tukhman Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New York City Posts: 337	TheFly, Heh. That's true Jason&Alex is a solid company, we've been working with them for quiet some time, and their new program is going to be kick ass (we are actually hosting, developing, and designing it for them). When these guys are all set with the program, it will start exploding... that's true ;-)))

05-30-2002, 05:49 PM	#32
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	you'll see we'll read through all Resume's, we should know within a week, need someone fast !

05-30-2002, 07:19 PM	#33
Alex From San Diego Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,642	Nick, you are doing a good job at it too : )) Looking foward to June.....

05-30-2002, 07:25 PM	#34
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	I have none of those skills but I would like to move to SD and play rugby for OMBAC. Is that possible?

05-30-2002, 07:57 PM	#35
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Guys if you don't know who Jason & Alex are.. Where ya been? Hurry and get on board quick.. This is going to be hot stuff.. http://www.jasonandalex.com/ When I get back from Montreal I'm all over it... Peace __________________

05-30-2002, 08:05 PM	#36
SixNine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Sea Town Posts: 1,357	Nick... interesting overview of their new affiliate program. SixNine

05-30-2002, 08:30 PM	#37
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	speaking of SD is anyone goin to the Puerto Rican Day parade next weekend? __________________ Sig heil

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05-31-2002, 04:36 AM	#39
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Alex except of great guy is THE master in the industry. Talking few min with him you gain extremely many things which won't find anywhere to read.... And of course everybody knows Magnatique If you consider yourself capable for big things and you are not lacking the skills Alex mentioned, send him an email.

05-31-2002, 07:37 AM	#40
Alex From San Diego Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,642	Thanks Soul Rebel....we can always use another greek around here....besides the weather in San Diego, is pretty similar to Greece. Plus we have high speed connection too : ))

05-31-2002, 08:00 AM	#41
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	heh, thanks soul I been too busy lately.. haven't been able to post on the boards as much... that's why we need somebody else in here heheheh

05-31-2002, 09:36 AM	#43
ADIDAS Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego CA USA Posts: 638	I have to say I am VERY lucky to work with these guys, Jason, Alex & Magnatique! Each of them is the master of what they do! In the 9 1/2 months we have worked together I have learned a great deal about this business! Anyone that says shit about them either hasnt met them, is jeaulous of them, or is just a plain fucking moron! Just my ! __________________ <img src="http://www.sunlightcontent.com/images/sl_but.gif" border=0> Professional Video Encoding As Low As $2.00 Per Minute ICQ # 125084296

05-31-2002, 09:59 AM	#44
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	lol Alex, yeah we have great speeds here (wind speeds) :-) I hope your trip to Greece is still valid. Magnatique I can imagine!

05-31-2002, 10:52 AM	#45
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	dawgy, that's not an option,.. I keep that ot myself :P