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magnatique 05-30-2002 03:31 PM

anyone looking for a job in San Diego?
 
Hey guys!

We currently have an opening for a talented Webmaster to join our team at www.JasonandAlex.com


We are looking for someone that works well in a team environment, someone that is willing to devote his time and work towards the completion of our projects. The opening is for an IN-HOUSE position, so it is imperative that you live in the San Diego area or be willing to relocate to this area.

The skills needed are as follows:

You will need to be a fast learner, be fluent in HTML as well as having good skills in graphic design with Photoshop. We are looking for someone that responds well to stress, can handle specific job requests, and still being able to take on some initiative. Development of sites according to the guidelines provided is also something that you must be able to do on your own. Finally, DETAIL is the key.

Additional Skills we are looking for:

PHP or any database/coding combo is HIGHLY WELCOMED.
Video editing / production and knowledge of Avid is also a plus.


If you think you qualify and are currently looking for a job, Please send me your résumé?s and I?ll gladly go over them and review them carefully.

Please send me your résumé?s at [email protected]

Nysus 05-30-2002 03:40 PM

Aiming for a salary of what?

Financial aid availible for moving?

Any medical benefits included etc.. I am covered anyways, just curious.

Btw, nice site. :)

Cheers,
Matt

Fletch XXX 05-30-2002 03:46 PM

San Diego is a rather tough commute.

Krille 05-30-2002 03:51 PM

I'd do it but I dont ´have any photoshop skills nor any of the other things required but I'm a nice guy. :thumbsup

Brown Bear 05-30-2002 03:53 PM

If I get hired, can I masturbate in the office?

Alex From San Diego 05-30-2002 03:59 PM

Now why would you want to masturbate in my offices? I'll tell you what. If you have the skills that we are looking for, you can masturbate all you want....I'll even stock up on the handy wipes for you to clean yourself off.....

Alex

JasonandAlex.com, Inc.

Brown Bear 05-30-2002 04:00 PM

Oh, I gots da skills to pay da bills baby!

magnatique 05-30-2002 04:11 PM

It all really depends on the skills you have and the samples we see..

but for the right person, it is definately possible.

30-45K should be the range... again, depending on the skills :)

Sly_RJ 05-30-2002 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
Now why would you want to masturbate in my offices? I'll tell you what. If you have the skills that we are looking for, you can masturbate all you want....I'll even stock up on the handy wipes for you to clean yourself off.....

Alex

JasonandAlex.com, Inc.

Dude! I am SO in!

Singer 05-30-2002 04:45 PM

hire me, but do you have financial aid on moving? i'm from the east.

Pipecrew 05-30-2002 05:02 PM

They remind me of Jay and Silent Bob

pipp 05-30-2002 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
They remind me of Jay and Silent Bob
Haha I was thinking the exact same thing scrolling down this page. And then you said it. Hahaha I cant stop :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sexyclicks 05-30-2002 05:07 PM

Quote:

They remind me of Jay and Silent Bob
:1orglaugh

ADIDAS 05-30-2002 05:10 PM

My question is who's the fat one?

:thumbsup

beemk 05-30-2002 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego
If you have the skills that we are looking for, you can masturbate all you want....I'll even stock up on the handy wipes for you to clean yourself off.....
now thats what i call benefits!

Brown Bear 05-30-2002 05:15 PM

I call my girlfriend boo boo kitty fuck

TheFLY 05-30-2002 05:22 PM

You guys are dumb -- there is no job -- this is just creative spam.

You see you make up a story that you are hiring someone -- this gets lots of attention for your biz -- everyone thinks that you are growing because you're hiring, you can spam all the job applicants... The fact is that this trick works -- and it's a free trick. If nobody gets hired -- even better... you saved yourself some money.

Big E 05-30-2002 05:25 PM

Hey Alex, is that your once a month post? heh heh

ADIDAS 05-30-2002 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
You guys are dumb -- there is no job -- this is just creative spam.

You see you make up a story that you are hiring someone -- this gets lots of attention for your biz -- everyone thinks that you are growing because you're hiring, you can spam all the job applicants... The fact is that this trick works -- and it's a free trick. If nobody gets hired -- even better... you saved yourself some money.

yeah creative spam! WTF are you talking about?

Anyone who knows Jason and Alex know these guys would not do something like that!

And check out the profile, magnatique is helping them out!

They wouldnt let him spam either!

I can tell you with 100% certainty that this job is for REAL!!!!

:321GFY

TheFLY 05-30-2002 05:27 PM

They claim to be so successful on their site -- but they only have 2 paysites?! Everything else is "Coming Soon" ???

Why spend so much time bragging about your reputation on your website guys? Let your reputation speak for yourself.

I've never heard of you guys -- has anyone else?

Hehe

( I can just imagine the interesting ICQ's shooting off now ;p )

ADIDAS 05-30-2002 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
They claim to be so successful on their site -- but they only have 2 paysites?! Everything else is "Coming Soon" ???

Why spend so much time bragging about your reputation on your website guys? Let your reputation speak for yourself.

I've never heard of you guys -- has anyone else?

Hehe

( I can just imagine the interesting ICQ's shooting off now ;p )

I guess the only people that know them are successful then...

:321GFY

Sly_RJ 05-30-2002 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
You guys are dumb -- there is no job -- this is just creative spam.

You see you make up a story that you are hiring someone -- this gets lots of attention for your biz -- everyone thinks that you are growing because you're hiring, you can spam all the job applicants... The fact is that this trick works -- and it's a free trick. If nobody gets hired -- even better... you saved yourself some money.

Dude, STFU. You have no idea. I've been talking to Alex about this very position for the last week, and it IS open. Everyone I've talked with has had nothing but good to say about these two fine gents.

Don't cry wolf until you see the fangs... where do I come up with this stupid shit? Anyone know a good book with sayings in it?

mastamindz 05-30-2002 05:30 PM

Quote:

You guys are dumb -- there is no job -- this is just creative spam.
Well damn, I just sent them 82 bux as a bribe so they would consider me. :eyecrazy

Moose 05-30-2002 05:30 PM

I know these guys, they are for real and both make more cash in a week than 99% of the webmasters on this board do in a year.
They are as real and honest as it gets.

TheFLY 05-30-2002 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ADIDAS
I guess the only people that know them are successful then...
:321GFY

Nice circular logic.

That seems to be what their website is full of... "the only two names you need to know to make money!"

HAHA!! That's some good fucking bullshit.

I must not be "making money" -- because I don't know fucking Jason and Alex!!! Hahahaha!

Sly_RJ 05-30-2002 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Nice circular logic.

That seems to be what their website is full of... "the only two names you need to know to make money!"

HAHA!! That's some good fucking bullshit.

I must not be "making money" -- because I don't know fucking Jason and Alex!!! Hahahaha!

And your logic of "ooo, I only see two paysites, these guys are lamers!" is any better? Wow. School did you some good.

magnatique 05-30-2002 05:35 PM

Dude... have you ever thought that the reason why you have never heard of us yet is because we are not fully out yet? otherwize we'd make our one time annoucement here...

ever thought that the reason we hire is to actually build all the 24 sites that we have deals and content for?

C'mon TheFly, you've seen me post here around, we've talked on icq...

you should know better.. or just ask around


but would you say you're hiring without telling people where? that's why I put the url there...

if you don't believe in the job, just come down here and see for yourself ;)

mastamindz 05-30-2002 05:42 PM

Hey magnatique,

I emailed my resume and some links of my work, hope to hear from ya.

RyanJ

Nysus 05-30-2002 05:42 PM

magnatique, just think of me as an addition: Jason and Alex and Matt

What do ya think? ;)

If my other plans don't work out, I am interested. I am in Canada, though getting a green card wouldn't be a problem. I'm a bit rusty on graphic design, though I know the concepts behind designs and selling a site. I'm also rusty on PHP/mySQL, though I do know it. Have programmed many things for myself..

Cheers,
Matt

TheFLY 05-30-2002 05:44 PM

Alright I'm just fucking around... actually I've never seen Jason or Alex so I check out the site and it looks well put together and I see that they have done a nice design on their site -- laying out the history of their company, the infos abou the employees, etc... so I figured it was worth flaming a little because these guys seem really serious about what they do...

I did the same thing with LikeWhoa -- 12Clicks and I flamed Nick -- I saw the huge booth in Vegas and the big party and I'm thinking WTF these guys are hardcore on their shit and they're kindof new on the block -- now look at LikeWhoa -- the shit has exploded -- I see LikeWhoa everywhere now... I'm sure that Jason and Alex will be all over the place soon enough ;p

Tukhman 05-30-2002 05:48 PM

TheFly,

Heh. That's true :)

Jason&Alex is a solid company, we've been working with them for quiet some time, and their new program is going to be kick ass (we are actually hosting, developing, and designing it for them).

When these guys are all set with the program, it will start exploding... that's true ;-)))

magnatique 05-30-2002 05:49 PM

you'll see :)


we'll read through all Resume's, we should know within a week, need someone fast !

Alex From San Diego 05-30-2002 07:19 PM

Nick, you are doing a good job at it too : )) Looking foward to June.....

FreeHugeMovies 05-30-2002 07:25 PM

I have none of those skills but I would like to move to SD and play rugby for OMBAC. Is that possible? :)

Martin 05-30-2002 07:57 PM

Guys if you don't know who Jason & Alex are.. Where ya been?

Hurry and get on board quick.. This is going to be hot stuff..
http://www.jasonandalex.com/

When I get back from Montreal I'm all over it...


Peace

SixNine 05-30-2002 08:05 PM

Nick... interesting overview of their new affiliate program.:winkwink:

SixNine

TDF 05-30-2002 08:30 PM

speaking of SD is anyone goin to the Puerto Rican Day parade next weekend?

Sjayne 05-31-2002 03:48 AM

I have just contacted one of my friends who lives in the area and knows his stuff.

Theo 05-31-2002 04:36 AM

Alex except of great guy is THE master in the industry. Talking few min with him you gain extremely many things which won't find anywhere to read.... And of course everybody knows Magnatique :)
If you consider yourself capable for big things and you are not lacking the skills Alex mentioned, send him an email.

Alex From San Diego 05-31-2002 07:37 AM

Thanks Soul Rebel....we can always use another greek around here....besides the weather in San Diego, is pretty similar to Greece. Plus we have high speed connection too : ))

magnatique 05-31-2002 08:00 AM

heh, thanks soul :)

I been too busy lately.. haven't been able to post on the boards as much... that's why we need somebody else in here heheheh

Dawgy 05-31-2002 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by magnatique
heh, thanks soul :)

I been too busy lately.. haven't been able to post on the boards as much... that's why we need somebody else in here heheheh

so can i have a job reading GFY? :)

ADIDAS 05-31-2002 09:36 AM

I have to say I am VERY lucky to work with these guys, Jason, Alex & Magnatique!

Each of them is the master of what they do!

In the 9 1/2 months we have worked together I have learned a great deal about this business!

Anyone that says shit about them either hasnt met them, is jeaulous of them, or is just a plain fucking moron!

Just my :2 cents: !

Theo 05-31-2002 09:59 AM

lol Alex, yeah we have great speeds here (wind speeds) :-) I hope your trip to Greece is still valid.

Magnatique I can imagine!

magnatique 05-31-2002 10:52 AM

dawgy, that's not an option,.. I keep that ot myself :P


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