Here's a good one - GoFuckYourself.com

chaze · 06-21-2006, 01:50 PM

Ha ha

Two adult webmasters meet on campus one day. The first webmaster calls out to the other, "Hey -- Nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!' "

"Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

HpicAnn · 06-21-2006, 01:53 PM

hahahah the joke of the day!

I'm a sig whore · 06-21-2006, 01:56 PM

nestle · 06-21-2006, 01:58 PM

I would've done her... right there in the middle of the street if there is a time limit. Jumped on the bike with her clothes and left her naked.

Thomas1007 · 06-21-2006, 01:59 PM

lol good one.

Sosa · 06-21-2006, 02:00 PM

lol nice

Shocking · 06-21-2006, 02:21 PM

really nice

Barefootsies · 06-21-2006, 02:31 PM

Toe hee.

axelcat · 06-21-2006, 02:47 PM

SweetJeanette · 06-21-2006, 03:26 PM

Hehe, that was very cute

chaze · 06-21-2006, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nestle

I would've done her... right there in the middle of the street if there is a time limit. Jumped on the bike with her clothes and left her naked.

Uh hu, suuuuuure

tony286 · 06-21-2006, 04:31 PM

lol thanks for the chuckle

Scott McD · 06-21-2006, 04:36 PM

Hehehe, sad but probably true...

LauLau · 06-21-2006, 04:43 PM

Spunky · 06-21-2006, 06:43 PM

Lol..that made me chuckle

fullonvideo_1 · 06-21-2006, 07:19 PM

hahahaha thats funny

reynold · 06-21-2006, 08:26 PM

Exactly what an Adult Webmaster is..

babsy · 06-21-2006, 09:50 PM

An adult webmaster was wandering along in an enchanted forest one day
"Hey!"
he turns around, can't see anything, and keeps walking.
"Hey you, down here!"
He turns around and notices a small frog sitting on a lilly in a nearby pond.
So he bends down and goes "Er... you can talk?"
"Yes, I'm actually a beautiful princess who has been turned into a frog by an evil witch! If you kiss me, it will break the spell and I will be yours forever!"
So the guy ponders for a bit, then bends down, picks the frog up, and puts it in his pocket.
"Hey! Aren't you going to kiss me?"
"I'd rather have a talking frog!"

Big_Red · 06-21-2006, 10:05 PM

BoyAlley · 06-21-2006, 10:18 PM

chaze · 06-22-2006, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babsy

An adult webmaster was wandering along in an enchanted forest one day
"Hey!"
he turns around, can't see anything, and keeps walking.
"Hey you, down here!"
He turns around and notices a small frog sitting on a lilly in a nearby pond.
So he bends down and goes "Er... you can talk?"
"Yes, I'm actually a beautiful princess who has been turned into a frog by an evil witch! If you kiss me, it will break the spell and I will be yours forever!"
So the guy ponders for a bit, then bends down, picks the frog up, and puts it in his pocket.
"Hey! Aren't you going to kiss me?"
"I'd rather have a talking frog!"

Awsome

shekinah · 06-22-2006, 07:05 PM

hehehe that's a good one...thanks for making me smile

sniperwolf · 06-22-2006, 09:54 PM

ahahaha.. thanks man.. I needed that!

06-21-2006, 01:50 PM	#1
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Here's a good one Ha ha Two adult webmasters meet on campus one day. The first webmaster calls out to the other, "Hey -- Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!' " "Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

06-21-2006, 01:53 PM	#2
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