Originally Posted by babsy

An adult webmaster was wandering along in an enchanted forest one day
"Hey!"
he turns around, can't see anything, and keeps walking.
"Hey you, down here!"
He turns around and notices a small frog sitting on a lilly in a nearby pond.
So he bends down and goes "Er... you can talk?"
"Yes, I'm actually a beautiful princess who has been turned into a frog by an evil witch! If you kiss me, it will break the spell and I will be yours forever!"
So the guy ponders for a bit, then bends down, picks the frog up, and puts it in his pocket.
"Hey! Aren't you going to kiss me?"
"I'd rather have a talking frog!"