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An adult webmaster was wandering along in an enchanted forest one day
"Hey!"
he turns around, can't see anything, and keeps walking.
"Hey you, down here!"
He turns around and notices a small frog sitting on a lilly in a nearby pond.
So he bends down and goes "Er... you can talk?"
"Yes, I'm actually a beautiful princess who has been turned into a frog by an evil witch! If you kiss me, it will break the spell and I will be yours forever!"
So the guy ponders for a bit, then bends down, picks the frog up, and puts it in his pocket.
"Hey! Aren't you going to kiss me?"
"I'd rather have a talking frog!"
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