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06-26-2006, 05:15 PM

POST em !

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant they hand her the menu and she sais ok

Scott McD · 06-26-2006, 05:17 PM

Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"

nico-t · 06-26-2006, 05:27 PM

damn those jokes are so lame...

abyss_al · 06-26-2006, 05:29 PM

WDchris · 06-26-2006, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"

madawgz · 06-26-2006, 05:56 PM

the only one i can remember,

yo mommas so far that her belt size is the the equator

fallenmuffin · 06-26-2006, 05:57 PM

Yo Mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and four quaters popped out.

fallenmuffin · 06-26-2006, 05:58 PM

Yo Mamma's arm pits are so hairy looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.

fallenmuffin · 06-26-2006, 05:59 PM

Yo Mamma's so fat she wore a yellow dress and people started shouting.. TAXI!

Fucksakes · 06-26-2006, 06:00 PM

she has 20inch rims for earings,

looks up at the sky at night.. happy your mom is wearing her black shirt

scotty2hotty1111 · 06-26-2006, 06:01 PM

your moms breath is so bad she needs a tic tac with a battery

fallenmuffin · 06-26-2006, 06:02 PM

Yo Mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

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Fucksakes · 06-26-2006, 06:02 PM

your momma so fat she sweats maple sryup and butter and she has a job at the breakfest place serving pancakes, wiping each pancake across her forehead.... next

nico-t · 06-26-2006, 06:02 PM

holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.

fallenmuffin · 06-26-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

mrkris · 06-26-2006, 06:07 PM

Borka's momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Fucksakes · 06-26-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.

your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.

mrkris · 06-26-2006, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.

That's the OLDSCHOOL shit .. !

nico-t · 06-26-2006, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.

CaptainHowdy · 06-26-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

ROFL

! The best joke of the thread...

FlexxAeon · 06-26-2006, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

no no.....she ordered a large order of ketchup with a side of salt

........fuck now i feel lame

06-26-2006, 05:15 PM	#1
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06-26-2006, 05:27 PM	#3
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