Yo Mama Jokes
 

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Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant they hand her the menu and she sais ok

Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"

damn those jokes are so lame... :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the only one i can remember,

yo mommas so far that her belt size is the the equator

Yo Mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and four quaters popped out.

Yo Mamma's arm pits are so hairy looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.

Yo Mamma's so fat she wore a yellow dress and people started shouting.. TAXI!

she has 20inch rims for earings,

looks up at the sky at night.. happy your mom is wearing her black shirt

your moms breath is so bad she needs a tic tac with a battery

Yo Mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

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your momma so fat she sweats maple sryup and butter and she has a job at the breakfest place serving pancakes, wiping each pancake across her forehead.... next

holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Borka's momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's the OLDSCHOOL shit .. !

ROFL :1orglaugh ! The best joke of the thread...

no no.....she ordered a large order of ketchup with a side of salt













........fuck now i feel lame :disgust