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  • Borka
    • Jul 2026

    #1

    Yo Mama Jokes

    POST em !

    Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant they hand her the menu and she sais ok
  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67798

    #2
    Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"


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    • nico-t
      emperor of my world
      • Aug 2004
      • 29903

      #3
      damn those jokes are so lame...

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      • abyss_al
        **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
        • Oct 2003
        • 15605

        #4
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        • WDchris
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 612

          #5
          Originally posted by Scott McD
          Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"

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          • madawgz
            8.8.8.8
            • Mar 2006
            • 30509

            #6
            the only one i can remember,

            yo mommas so far that her belt size is the the equator
            TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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            • fallenmuffin
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 8170

              #7
              Yo Mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and four quaters popped out.

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              • fallenmuffin
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 8170

                #8
                Yo Mamma's arm pits are so hairy looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.

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                • fallenmuffin
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 8170

                  #9
                  Yo Mamma's so fat she wore a yellow dress and people started shouting.. TAXI!

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                  • Fucksakes
                    Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 7567

                    #10
                    she has 20inch rims for earings,

                    looks up at the sky at night.. happy your mom is wearing her black shirt

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                    • scotty2hotty1111
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 1113

                      #11
                      your moms breath is so bad she needs a tic tac with a battery
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                      • fallenmuffin
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 8170

                        #12
                        Yo Mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

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                        • Fucksakes
                          Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 7567

                          #13
                          your momma so fat she sweats maple sryup and butter and she has a job at the breakfest place serving pancakes, wiping each pancake across her forehead.... next

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                          • nico-t
                            emperor of my world
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 29903

                            #14
                            holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.

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                            • fallenmuffin
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 8170

                              #15
                              Originally posted by nico-t
                              holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.
                              Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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                              • mrkris
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2005
                                • 2737

                                #16
                                Borka's momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

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                                • Fucksakes
                                  Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 7567

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                  holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.
                                  your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.

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                                  • mrkris
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2005
                                    • 2737

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                    your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.
                                    That's the OLDSCHOOL shit .. !

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                                    • nico-t
                                      emperor of my world
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 29903

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                      your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.

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                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 94733

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by abyss_al
                                        ROFL ! The best joke of the thread...

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                                        • FlexxAeon
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 3765

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                                          Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
                                          no no.....she ordered a large order of ketchup with a side of salt













                                          ........fuck now i feel lame
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