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Yo Mama Jokes
06-26-2006, 04:15 PM
POST em !
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant they hand her the menu and she sais ok
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06-26-2006, 04:17 PM
Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
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#3
06-26-2006, 04:27 PM
damn those jokes are so lame...
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06-26-2006, 04:29 PM
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#5
06-26-2006, 04:38 PM
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Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
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#6
06-26-2006, 04:56 PM
the only one i can remember,
yo mommas so far that her belt size is the the equator
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#7
06-26-2006, 04:57 PM
Yo Mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and four quaters popped out.
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06-26-2006, 04:58 PM
Yo Mamma's arm pits are so hairy looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.
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#9
06-26-2006, 04:59 PM
Yo Mamma's so fat she wore a yellow dress and people started shouting.. TAXI!
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06-26-2006, 05:00 PM
she has 20inch rims for earings,
looks up at the sky at night.. happy your mom is wearing her black shirt
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06-26-2006, 05:01 PM
your moms breath is so bad she needs a tic tac with a battery
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06-26-2006, 05:02 PM
Yo Mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
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06-26-2006, 05:02 PM
your momma so fat she sweats maple sryup and butter and she has a job at the breakfest place serving pancakes, wiping each pancake across her forehead.... next
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#14
06-26-2006, 05:02 PM
holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.
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06-26-2006, 05:04 PM
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holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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#16
06-26-2006, 05:07 PM
Borka's momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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06-26-2006, 05:09 PM
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holy shit who the fuck can laugh at these childish jokes? If you can, you officially have the sense of homour of an infant and/or retard.
your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.
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#18
06-26-2006, 05:14 PM
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your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.
That's the OLDSCHOOL shit .. !
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#19
06-26-2006, 05:18 PM
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your mom is so retarded she had a kid like you.
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06-26-2006, 06:22 PM
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06-26-2006, 06:28 PM
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
no no.....she ordered a large order of ketchup with a side of salt
........fuck now i feel lame
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