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woj · 06-21-2006, 04:57 PM

50..........

tranza · 06-21-2006, 04:59 PM

I'll send this to my GF right now.....

Spunky · 06-21-2006, 05:21 PM

Nice..printed for reference

MandyBlake · 06-21-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG

Can I add...

11. Don't claim to be all good at it or like "I give the best bj's" and shit. Chances are if you make that claim, the guy is gonna be like, "eh, it wasn't that great."

lol true.
but chicks say that because at one or more times in her life a guy has told her she gives the best head he's ever had.

Tdog · 06-21-2006, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

I love having my balls squeezed during a blowjob, the harder the better

I am a sick as mother fucker though

Ouch man, you have to be carefull. You might end up with red bloody balls.

Quagmire · 06-21-2006, 05:38 PM

My wife likes it in the ear. Every time i try and stick it in her mouth for a blowjob she turns her head.

FLAiR · 06-21-2006, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

My wife likes it in the ear. Every time i try and stick it in her mouth for a blowjob she turns her head.

abit dodgy right there

Drake · 06-21-2006, 06:08 PM

This should be mandatory reading.

I think DukeSkywalker would disagree with point 5, lol.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 06-21-2006, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

There are ways to use your teeth beneficially, of course.

EXACTLY what I was thinking lol

minusonebit · 06-21-2006, 07:59 PM

I disagree with point #2. It is about how fast you can make me shoot.

reynold · 06-21-2006, 08:44 PM

Well, good thing most of them if not experts, fast-learners ..

gandalfuy · 06-21-2006, 10:15 PM

copied, pasted, sent.

Pornwolf · 06-21-2006, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG

Can I add...

11. Don't claim to be all good at it or like "I give the best bj's" and shit. Chances are if you make that claim, the guy is gonna be like, "eh, it wasn't that great."

So true. So true.

FLAiR · 06-22-2006, 10:19 PM

Bump for the people who havent seen this post ;)

Pron Don · 06-22-2006, 10:33 PM

braces, and unlocked doors.

Vitasoy · 06-22-2006, 10:47 PM

This should be taught in sex ed

FLAiR · 06-22-2006, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

This should be taught in sex ed

oh rly?

calibra · 06-23-2006, 12:20 AM

I love this post! I'm going to let my sweetie read it

Though lately she's been doing better and better

Bake · 06-23-2006, 12:58 AM

gaging and pulling away just at last moment and getting seamen allover dash on the BMW sucks as well

FLAiR · 06-24-2006, 09:25 PM

bump! <3

MaddCaz · 06-24-2006, 10:28 PM

the ONLY one I can think of is teeth

UATV2 · 08-14-2006, 08:40 AM

lol! that is classic!

u-Bob · 08-14-2006, 08:44 AM

can't bump this enough

bobby666 · 08-14-2006, 08:45 AM

worthfull post-just mailed to my girl

BluewireAngie · 08-14-2006, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

great post

ladies read and memorize...read and memorize...

gonna save this and share to my girl friends!

Great POsts!!!!

godisdead · 08-14-2006, 09:04 AM

Nice post. Should be helpful for the ladies.

... and deliver more pleasure to the guys.

Madame0120 · 08-14-2006, 09:11 AM

Yuck .. I hate giving blowjobs ...

I OutService them.

Now tie them balls up nice and neat .. and I'm a teabaggin' ole gal.

Hope you can stand a lil nippin'

Grapesoda · 08-14-2006, 09:59 AM

not turning yer face to the camera and putting yer hand in front of the camera and the action are the main probs I see with BJ's, that and long hair hiding the shot . .

detoxed · 08-14-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by T - Bone

A real student to the game... Nice.

Interested to see how things turn out...

I can remember trying something I read in a Maxim on a my lady and thinking "holly shit this actually works?" She loved it!

i think i know exactly what you are talking about, i found something there once also, very good results

Klen · 08-14-2006, 10:28 AM

Oh,on gfy you also found threads about healt

E$_manager · 08-14-2006, 11:20 AM

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tarupz · 08-15-2006, 11:13 AM

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Fresh · 08-15-2006, 11:18 AM

i agree with all of those except for gagging.

Sveindt Beindt · 08-15-2006, 11:20 AM

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