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Pathfinder · 06-16-2002, 08:42 AM

One of my kids just brought buy a fathers day gift. I don't really know why but he paid $35.00 for a Tarantula for a gift. He said I have everything else, so he bought something different.

It is big enough so I think I will get a leash for it, take it for a walk and get rid of some of the stray dogs, in the neighbor hood. I don't think they can whoop this bad mutha.

What is a good name for a Tarantula?

Amputate Your Head · 06-16-2002, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pathfinder
What is a good name for a Tarantula?

"Lumpy"

hahmike · 06-16-2002, 08:49 AM

a baby tarantula may seem like a cool idea for a pet, BUT REMEMBER... they grow up!

Pathfinder · 06-16-2002, 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by hahmike
a baby tarantula may seem like a cool idea for a pet, BUT REMEMBER... they grow up!

You mean this one is only half grown???

hahmike · 06-16-2002, 08:54 AM

name it after a serial killer:

bundy, dahmer, manson, gacy, lector

volante · 06-16-2002, 08:56 AM

A friend of mine used to own a tarantula - he called it "Hot Lips"

Pathfinder · 06-16-2002, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
name it after a serial killer:

bundy, dahmer, manson, gacy, lector

Hannible or Lector is good.

fuel123 · 06-16-2002, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pathfinder
One of my kids just brought buy a fathers day gift. I don't really know why but he paid $35.00 for a Tarantula for a gift. He said I have everything else, so he bought something different.

It is big enough so I think I will get a leash for it, take it for a walk and get rid of some of the stray dogs, in the neighbor hood. I don't think they can whoop this bad mutha.

What is a good name for a Tarantula?

What are you the Addams family? Hey there's a good name LURCH.
what do you feed it?

fuel

Pathfinder · 06-16-2002, 09:09 AM

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Originally posted by fuel123

What are you the Addams family? Hey there's a good name LURCH.
what do you feed it?

fuel

Lurch is not bad.

I am hoping it doesn't eat Min Pins, because that is what my dog is. I will have to buy a stonger cage for it.

LoveAsianChicks · 06-16-2002, 09:14 AM

This will sound really immature but every pet store selling Tarantulas is also selling Scorpions. I always wanted to buy both and put them to together to see if they fight. Tyson VS Lewis - who cares?
I wanna see a Scorpion VS Tarantula.

Naughty · 06-16-2002, 09:29 AM

LOL, join the club. I have one too. a girlfriend gave it to me 5 years ago, I thought they would not live past 2. I am scared shitless of spiders, so I have never ever cleaned his cage up to now. He has a good life though, I feed him well, he has 8 times more space than he needs and it is VERY cool to watch them change skin.

I used to ha e a snake and an Iguana as well. But I brought them to a better place. I drove 400 miles to give the Iguana a better home, although I took the best care for him, my house was getting too small in my opinion to keep him. I still think he was the best pet I ever had, he was VERY sweet. After I trained him for 3 years

I have some pics .. let me go dig some up...

Naughty · 06-16-2002, 09:39 AM

My iguana ...

The freakin' spider ... (notice the crickets/food

)

Fletch XXX · 06-16-2002, 09:43 AM

My most exotic pet was a Peruvian Redtail Boa, and an Albino Bermese python

LoveAsianChicks · 06-16-2002, 09:46 AM

I've owned a few lizards & some Piranha before. Now just a cat

zubr · 06-16-2002, 10:15 AM

Name it "BAD MADAFAKA"

eru · 06-16-2002, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty
My iguana ...

The freakin' spider ... (notice the crickets/food)

I have an Iguana too. She's 7 years old and still as docile (or clueless / catatonic) as she was since day one. I guess that's a good thing. She's also potty-trained so that helps.

I also have a four year old Bearded Dragon. Also very docile but not potty-trained

DarkJedi · 06-16-2002, 10:40 AM

name him DarkJedi

Pathfinder · 06-16-2002, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
name him DarkJedi

Has a ring to it.

qdtobbe · 06-16-2002, 11:06 AM

name it Tobbe The King ?
sounds good isn't it ?

fuel123 · 06-16-2002, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty
My iguana ...

The freakin' spider ... (notice the crickets/food)

Is he gaurding your porn stash in the box below or just watching some on his own?

fuel

Pathfinder · 06-16-2002, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuel123

Is he gaurding your porn stash in the box below or just watching some on his own?

fuel

The Iguana looks like it may have ate the stash. Isn't that a grin that it has.

Naughty · 06-16-2002, 12:43 PM

The pornstash .... that is indeed some stuff I used to sell

The grin .... might be from the smoke hanging around in my room back then, I used to burn lots of weed a day

Pottytrained .... I did not have that luck, although I could see it coming when he wanted to take a dumb (which was a lot at his size, dirty too

), he was not and that was VERY annoying. If he were, I would have kjept him out of his cage permanently. I had some treesticks around my room with (AVB)lights above it, but he shit everywhere. With the salmonella these animals carry, it was really getting out of hand.

PersianKitty · 06-16-2002, 02:19 PM

My son's Chilean Rosehair tarantula is named Harry. Not much to taking care of the dang thing. He also has a ball python named Tiny. A bearded dragon named Rex. A veiled chameleon that I call Cammie. A hamster named Dusty. A guinea pig named Rusty. A holland lop bunny named PJ.

Then of course there's the 8 cats, my African Grey parrot, the saltwater aquarium, and the 7,500 gallon koi pond.

Hehe.. my son thinks I'm god today.. he comes upstairs.. "My snake got out." Friends of his over yesterday didn't latch his enclosure. I told him to go look in the furnace room which is the next door over from his room.. there he was. My son asked how I knew. I told him "Mom knowssssss how to tttthhhhink like a ssssssnake"

foe · 06-16-2002, 02:20 PM

cute, did you buy him or ....

eru · 06-16-2002, 02:24 PM

Keep a large dish of water (maybe a tuperware) in your Iguana's habitat. He'll eventually realise it's water and he'll use it to do his business. For the first few days when you think he is about to shit, move him onto the water. You'll soon have a potty-trained Iguana.

For us, we have a dish in the cage, but we let her outside all the time so we also have a dish upstairs next to the toilet (funny how she goes upstairs and poops next to the toilet). They'll learn. Iguanas can learn by repetition.

FreeFastHost · 06-16-2002, 02:24 PM

I have a dog.

Naughty · 06-16-2002, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
Keep a large dish of water (maybe a tuperware) in your Iguana's habitat. He'll eventually realise it's water and he'll use it to do his business. For the first few days when you think he is about to shit, move him onto the water. You'll soon have a potty-trained Iguana.

For us, we have a dish in the cage, but we let her outside all the time so we also have a dish upstairs next to the toilet (funny how she goes upstairs and poops next to the toilet). They'll learn. Iguanas can learn by repetition.

I do not have him anymore

, but I knew this was the way to try it

miss^behaving · 06-16-2002, 08:25 PM

ewwww yukk and eeeekkkk....I really don't care for anything like what you guys keep as pets. Creepy crawlies just don't do it for me. Scuse me while I run now.....lol.

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Marcus · 06-16-2002, 08:28 PM

I like Spike or Cujo

foe · 06-16-2002, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
a baby tarantula may seem like a cool idea for a pet, BUT REMEMBER... they grow up!

foe · 06-16-2002, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
name it after a serial killer:

bundy, dahmer, manson, gacy, lector

definetly, are they dangerous by the way ? lol jking

SNOW · 06-17-2002, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
This will sound really immature but every pet store selling Tarantulas is also selling Scorpions. I always wanted to buy both and put them to together to see if they fight. Tyson VS Lewis - who cares?
I wanna see a Scorpion VS Tarantula.

SHUTTTTTTTTTT UP Let's throw your dumb ass in the cage. Where are you from? Your'e embarrassing.

titmowse · 06-17-2002, 12:40 AM

is your new tarantula a boy or girl and how do you tell?

Naughty · 06-17-2002, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
is your new tarantula a boy or girl and how do you tell?

It must be a boy. You cannot not buy girl tarantulas if I am right.

No, they are not dangerous, but I will never hold him

They say IF they bite, it is like a bee that stains.

hahmike · 06-17-2002, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Where are you from? Your'e embarrassing.

now now snow... it'd be funny if he said "italy".

hahmike · 06-17-2002, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty

am i the only one that sees the similarities here?!

Pathfinder · 06-18-2002, 10:13 AM

I chose the name Lector.

Socks · 06-18-2002, 12:24 PM

We have a new office snake named Twist-Tie.. For a tarantula? I'd call her... hairy.

Babelicious · 06-18-2002, 12:26 PM

Fluffy

Roxxy · 06-18-2002, 12:30 PM

Name him Squished. That way you won't feel bad when that's what you do to him.

Here's one that was by my car at the office one day.

RAM · 06-18-2002, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
My son's Chilean Rosehair tarantula is named Harry. Not much to taking care of the dang thing. He also has a ball python named Tiny. A bearded dragon named Rex. A veiled chameleon that I call Cammie. A hamster named Dusty. A guinea pig named Rusty. A holland lop bunny named PJ.

Then of course there's the 8 cats, my African Grey parrot, the saltwater aquarium, and the 7,500 gallon koi pond.

Hehe.. my son thinks I'm god today.. he comes upstairs.. "My snake got out." Friends of his over yesterday didn't latch his enclosure. I told him to go look in the furnace room which is the next door over from his room.. there he was. My son asked how I knew. I told him "Mom knowssssss how to tttthhhhink like a ssssssnake"

8 cats...How many are Persian ?

Rudy · 06-18-2002, 12:41 PM

I love Spiders and snakes but my mom does not

hahmike · 06-18-2002, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
name it after a serial killer:

bundy, dahmer, manson, gacy, lector

Quote:

Originally posted by Pathfinder
I chose the name Lector.

woohoo!

LoveAsianChicks · 06-18-2002, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW

SHUTTTTTTTTTT UP Let's throw your dumb ass in the cage. Where are you from? Your'e embarrassing.

I said don't talk to me when I posted the baseball comment and agreed not to talk with you....Now you insult me again?
I was only kidding & you must be fucking stupid if you think I'd actually buy the spider & scorpion & do this in reality...
Use the ignore feature SNOW!
Unless we can be civil?
You seem like a nice guy when your talking with anyone other then me.
I've never replied directly to your threads first and start insulting you, but you singled out a few of my posts (unrelated to you) and throw in your shit.

BTW how can you get uptight with a idea of 2 insects fighting but you design a site around the theme of guns, crime & murder?

VeriSexy · 06-18-2002, 02:38 PM

Just call it Poison

mjrools23 · 06-18-2002, 03:22 PM

your iguana is huge

06-16-2002, 08:42 AM	#1
Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,290	My New Pet: One of my kids just brought buy a fathers day gift. I don't really know why but he paid $35.00 for a Tarantula for a gift. He said I have everything else, so he bought something different. It is big enough so I think I will get a leash for it, take it for a walk and get rid of some of the stray dogs, in the neighbor hood. I don't think they can whoop this bad mutha. What is a good name for a Tarantula?

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Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,486	LOL, join the club. I have one too. a girlfriend gave it to me 5 years ago, I thought they would not live past 2. I am scared shitless of spiders, so I have never ever cleaned his cage up to now. He has a good life though, I feed him well, he has 8 times more space than he needs and it is VERY cool to watch them change skin. I used to ha e a snake and an Iguana as well. But I brought them to a better place. I drove 400 miles to give the Iguana a better home, although I took the best care for him, my house was getting too small in my opinion to keep him. I still think he was the best pet I ever had, he was VERY sweet. After I trained him for 3 years I have some pics .. let me go dig some up... __________________ seks.ai for sale - ping me Last edited by Naughty; 06-16-2002 at 09:32 AM..

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