LOL, join the club. I have one too. a girlfriend gave it to me 5 years ago, I thought they would not live past 2. I am scared shitless of spiders, so I have never ever cleaned his cage up to now. He has a good life though, I feed him well, he has 8 times more space than he needs and it is VERY cool to watch them change skin.
I used to ha e a snake and an Iguana as well. But I brought them to a better place. I drove 400 miles to give the Iguana a better home, although I took the best care for him, my house was getting too small in my opinion to keep him. I still think he was the best pet I ever had, he was VERY sweet. After I trained him for 3 years
I have some pics .. let me go dig some up...