The pornstash .... that is indeed some stuff I used to sell
The grin .... might be from the smoke hanging around in my room back then, I used to burn lots of weed a day
Pottytrained .... I did not have that luck, although I could see it coming when he wanted to take a dumb (which was a lot at his size, dirty too

), he was not and that was VERY annoying. If he were, I would have kjept him out of his cage permanently. I had some treesticks around my room with (AVB)lights above it, but he shit everywhere. With the salmonella these animals carry, it was really getting out of hand.