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Old 06-18-2006, 11:05 AM   #1
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How should I spend tonight?

1. Read a good book
2. Study (Japanese)
3. Study (philosophy)
4. Work out
5. Rent some movies and get drunk
6. Fuck a hooker (great weather, so there are tons sitting outside in the street a few meters away from my house)
7. Post on GFY
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9. Sing "Amazing Grace" at the top of my lungs while dancing around in a pink tutu
10. Other (please specify. or don't)
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:09 AM   #2
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Allowing GFY to choose your destiny. Kinda scary.......

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Old 06-18-2006, 11:10 AM   #3
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Allowing GFY to choose your destiny. Kinda scary.......

I'm bored, and am too lazy to choose.
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:11 AM   #4
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:11 AM   #5
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:11 AM   #6
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:11 AM   #7
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:11 AM   #8
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:12 AM   #10
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please take pics of the hookers near you

im serious and thanks in advance
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:13 AM   #11
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Damn board
You apparently have a stuttering problem today.....
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:14 AM   #12
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6. Fuck a hooker (great weather, so there are tons sitting outside in the street a few meters away from my house)
Sounds like a plan, but hookers scare me. Never fucked one before, and the way they're standing around in their underwear, doing nothing, calling out at passers-by kinda intimidates me.
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:14 AM   #13
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3. Study (philosophy)

Try Kant or something like that
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:15 AM   #14
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Where abouts in Holland are you from anyway ? I take it, its not Amsterdam ?
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:16 AM   #15
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please take pics of the hookers near you

im serious and thanks in advance
Can't. They don't appreciate guys trying to take pictures of them. I once saw one throwing her shoes at a guy trying to take a pic of her, lol, then stepping outside wearing nothing but a thong and a bra, and running after him while shouting in some exotic language
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:16 AM   #16
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You apparently have a stuttering problem today.....
I don't know what it is..sometimes I get one response and sometimes it's multiple..
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:21 AM   #17
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Can't. They don't appreciate guys trying to take pictures of them. I once saw one throwing her shoes at a guy trying to take a pic of her, lol, then stepping outside wearing nothing but a thong and a bra, and running after him while shouting in some exotic language
ok

find an 18 year old japanese hooker and fuck her hard

and tell her you're polish aristocrat
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:23 AM   #18
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ok

find an 18 year old japanese hooker and fuck her hard

and tell her you're polish aristocrat
No japanese hookers here. Only polish (sorry, but it's true) and african ones, with the odd dutch one thrown in every once in a while. Oh, and sometimes there's an arab or two.
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:29 AM   #19
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No japanese hookers here. Only polish (sorry, but it's true) and african ones, with the odd dutch one thrown in every once in a while. Oh, and sometimes there's an arab or two.
I'd leave the African ones alone, they may have aids
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:30 AM   #20
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Where abouts in Holland are you from anyway ? I take it, its not Amsterdam ?
Groningen.



(not my pic, but the hookers are about 100 meters to the left of the guy taking the picture)
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:31 AM   #21
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:31 AM   #22
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I'd leave the African ones alone, they may have aids
According to a recent study, a full 7% of all hookers in Amsterdam are HIV-infected. I'm fairly sure it's about the same over here.

Moral of the story: always use condoms.
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:37 AM   #23
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According to a recent study, a full 7% of all hookers in Amsterdam are HIV-infected. I'm fairly sure it's about the same over here.

Moral of the story: always use condoms.
What would you say are the chances of someone getting infected by not wearing protection while getting a blow job from an infected hooker ?
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:39 AM   #24
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Groningen.

(not my pic, but the hookers are about 100 meters to the left of the guy taking the picture)
Looks like a nice place It does remind me of Amsterdam a little

Is Groningen a big place compared to Amsterdam ?
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:41 AM   #25
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According to a recent study, a full 7% of all hookers in Amsterdam are HIV-infected.
Is that not pretty high ? Considering prostitution is supposed to be regulated and legal in Holland
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Old 06-18-2006, 11:43 AM   #26
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What would you say are the chances of someone getting infected by not wearing protection while getting a blow job from an infected hooker ?
Very slim when it comes to HIV. Very large when it comes to chlamydia, etc. And remember, if a hooker will blow you without a condom, she has blown hundreds of guys without a condom, so she is very likely to be infected with one or more STDs.

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Looks like a nice place It does remind me of Amsterdam a little

Is Groningen a big place compared to Amsterdam ?
Very small. Only 187k people. It takes you about an hour to explore the entire city center. Some good bars, though, which don't close til 8am. Also, not just one, but 2 red light districts (streets).
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Is that not pretty high ? Considering prostitution is supposed to be regulated and legal in Holland
Yes, it is high. However, there are many illegal immigrants working outside the law, as well as drug addicts, and those don't get tested regularly (nor do they have permits, for that matter).
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Very slim when it comes to HIV. Very large when it comes to chlamydia, etc. And remember, if a hooker will blow you without a condom, she has blown hundreds of guys without a condom, so she is very likely to be infected with one or more STDs.
For the record this wasn't me who did this but a friend when we where in Amsterdam last year, I thought it was pretty stupid. I wouldn't even look at a hooker without protection !

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Yes, it is high. However, there are many illegal immigrants working outside the law, as well as drug addicts, and those don't get tested regularly (nor do they have permits, for that matter).
Ah yes ! I forgot about those

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Very small. Only 187k people. It takes you about an hour to explore the entire city center. Some good bars, though, which don't close til 8am. Also, not just one, but 2 red light districts (streets).
Sounds like a really nice place
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so... what did you do?

post on GFY it seems.....
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so why cant you do all of the above?
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How the evening worked out:
I posted on GFY, then took a walk, got propositioned by hot hookers on the way home, didn't do it, studied some Japanese and went to bed early. I suck
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I thought you were in the US, I was going to invite you over.

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Are the hookers any good?
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I posted on GFY, then took a walk, got propositioned by hot hookers on the way home, didn't do it, studied some Japanese and went to bed early. I suck
so you need no more suggestions!
O'k, tell me something in Japanese! pls!
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so you need no more suggestions!
O'k, tell me something in Japanese! pls!
watashi wa nihongo ga sukoshi desu, demo mada jozu ja arimasen. (I know a little japanese, but I'm not very good yet - which is true. right now, I can only say lame shit, like "here's my businesscard", "I like your tits" and "you're a perverted pedo")
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I thought you were in the US, I was going to invite you over.

If there's any chance of you getting drunk and flashing me, I'll be on the next plane
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