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Libertine 06-18-2006 11:05 AM

How should I spend tonight?
 
1. Read a good book
2. Study (Japanese)
3. Study (philosophy)
4. Work out
5. Rent some movies and get drunk
6. Fuck a hooker (great weather, so there are tons sitting outside in the street a few meters away from my house)
7. Post on GFY
8. Work
9. Sing "Amazing Grace" at the top of my lungs while dancing around in a pink tutu
10. Other (please specify. or don't)

BoyAlley 06-18-2006 11:09 AM

Allowing GFY to choose your destiny. Kinda scary.......

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Libertine 06-18-2006 11:10 AM

I'm bored, and am too lazy to choose.

Spunky 06-18-2006 11:11 AM

6. Fuck a hooker (great weather, so there are tons sitting outside in the street a few meters away from my house) :glugglug

Spunky 06-18-2006 11:11 AM

6. Fuck a hooker (great weather, so there are tons sitting outside in the street a few meters away from my house) :glugglug

Spunky 06-18-2006 11:11 AM

6. Fuck a hooker (great weather, so there are tons sitting outside in the street a few meters away from my house) :glugglug

Spunky 06-18-2006 11:11 AM

6. Fuck a hooker (great weather, so there are tons sitting outside in the street a few meters away from my house) :glugglug

Lilli 06-18-2006 11:11 AM

2 6 and 9 :)

Spunky 06-18-2006 11:12 AM

Damn board :(

polish_aristocrat 06-18-2006 11:12 AM

please take pics of the hookers near you

im serious and thanks in advance

BoyAlley 06-18-2006 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Damn board :(

You apparently have a stuttering problem today..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Libertine 06-18-2006 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
6. Fuck a hooker (great weather, so there are tons sitting outside in the street a few meters away from my house) :glugglug

Sounds like a plan, but hookers scare me. Never fucked one before, and the way they're standing around in their underwear, doing nothing, calling out at passers-by kinda intimidates me.

Andiz 06-18-2006 11:14 AM

3. Study (philosophy)

Try Kant or something like that

Paul 06-18-2006 11:15 AM

Where abouts in Holland are you from anyway ? I take it, its not Amsterdam ?

Libertine 06-18-2006 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
please take pics of the hookers near you

im serious and thanks in advance

Can't. They don't appreciate guys trying to take pictures of them. I once saw one throwing her shoes at a guy trying to take a pic of her, lol, then stepping outside wearing nothing but a thong and a bra, and running after him while shouting in some exotic language :1orglaugh

Spunky 06-18-2006 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
You apparently have a stuttering problem today..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I don't know what it is..sometimes I get one response and sometimes it's multiple..:helpme

polish_aristocrat 06-18-2006 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Can't. They don't appreciate guys trying to take pictures of them. I once saw one throwing her shoes at a guy trying to take a pic of her, lol, then stepping outside wearing nothing but a thong and a bra, and running after him while shouting in some exotic language :1orglaugh

ok

find an 18 year old japanese hooker and fuck her hard

and tell her you're polish aristocrat

Libertine 06-18-2006 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
ok

find an 18 year old japanese hooker and fuck her hard

and tell her you're polish aristocrat

No japanese hookers here. Only polish (sorry, but it's true) and african ones, with the odd dutch one thrown in every once in a while. Oh, and sometimes there's an arab or two.

Paul 06-18-2006 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
No japanese hookers here. Only polish (sorry, but it's true) and african ones, with the odd dutch one thrown in every once in a while. Oh, and sometimes there's an arab or two.

I'd leave the African ones alone, they may have aids :Oh crap

Libertine 06-18-2006 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coatsy
Where abouts in Holland are you from anyway ? I take it, its not Amsterdam ?

Groningen.

http://portal.vsb.cz/shared/uploaded..._groningen.jpg

(not my pic, but the hookers are about 100 meters to the left of the guy taking the picture)

Mr. Romance 06-18-2006 11:31 AM

follow your heart...

Mr. Romance

Libertine 06-18-2006 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coatsy
I'd leave the African ones alone, they may have aids :Oh crap

According to a recent study, a full 7% of all hookers in Amsterdam are HIV-infected. I'm fairly sure it's about the same over here.

Moral of the story: always use condoms.

Paul 06-18-2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
According to a recent study, a full 7% of all hookers in Amsterdam are HIV-infected. I'm fairly sure it's about the same over here.

Moral of the story: always use condoms.

What would you say are the chances of someone getting infected by not wearing protection while getting a blow job from an infected hooker ?

Paul 06-18-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Groningen.

(not my pic, but the hookers are about 100 meters to the left of the guy taking the picture)

Looks like a nice place :thumbsup It does remind me of Amsterdam a little

Is Groningen a big place compared to Amsterdam ?

Paul 06-18-2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
According to a recent study, a full 7% of all hookers in Amsterdam are HIV-infected.

Is that not pretty high ? Considering prostitution is supposed to be regulated and legal in Holland

Libertine 06-18-2006 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coatsy
What would you say are the chances of someone getting infected by not wearing protection while getting a blow job from an infected hooker ?

Very slim when it comes to HIV. Very large when it comes to chlamydia, etc. And remember, if a hooker will blow you without a condom, she has blown hundreds of guys without a condom, so she is very likely to be infected with one or more STDs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coatsy
Looks like a nice place :thumbsup It does remind me of Amsterdam a little

Is Groningen a big place compared to Amsterdam ?

Very small. Only 187k people. It takes you about an hour to explore the entire city center. Some good bars, though, which don't close til 8am. Also, not just one, but 2 red light districts (streets).

Libertine 06-18-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coatsy
Is that not pretty high ? Considering prostitution is supposed to be regulated and legal in Holland

Yes, it is high. However, there are many illegal immigrants working outside the law, as well as drug addicts, and those don't get tested regularly (nor do they have permits, for that matter).

2HousePlague 06-18-2006 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance
follow your heart...

Mr. Romance


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


2hp

Paul 06-18-2006 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Very slim when it comes to HIV. Very large when it comes to chlamydia, etc. And remember, if a hooker will blow you without a condom, she has blown hundreds of guys without a condom, so she is very likely to be infected with one or more STDs.

For the record this wasn't me who did this but a friend when we where in Amsterdam last year, I thought it was pretty stupid. I wouldn't even look at a hooker without protection ! :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Yes, it is high. However, there are many illegal immigrants working outside the law, as well as drug addicts, and those don't get tested regularly (nor do they have permits, for that matter).

Ah yes ! I forgot about those

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Very small. Only 187k people. It takes you about an hour to explore the entire city center. Some good bars, though, which don't close til 8am. Also, not just one, but 2 red light districts (streets).

Sounds like a really nice place :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 06-19-2006 02:17 AM

so... what did you do?

post on GFY it seems.....

Stacey_JoinRightNow 06-19-2006 02:44 AM

so why cant you do all of the above?

fallenmuffin 06-19-2006 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
1. Read a good book

Notabook says books are for fags... I suggest you work

scottybuzz 06-19-2006 05:33 AM

Do all 9

Libertine 06-19-2006 08:34 AM

How the evening worked out:
I posted on GFY, then took a walk, got propositioned by hot hookers on the way home, didn't do it, studied some Japanese and went to bed early. I suck :(

TurboAngel 06-19-2006 08:40 AM

I thought you were in the US, I was going to invite you over.

:(

tranza 06-19-2006 08:47 AM

Are the hookers any good?

E$_manager 06-19-2006 09:11 AM

i like number 9

crappy99 06-19-2006 09:14 AM

do 5 then 6

E$_manager 06-19-2006 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
How the evening worked out:
I posted on GFY, then took a walk, got propositioned by hot hookers on the way home, didn't do it, studied some Japanese and went to bed early. I suck :(

so you need no more suggestions!
O'k, tell me something in Japanese! pls!

Libertine 06-19-2006 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
so you need no more suggestions!
O'k, tell me something in Japanese! pls!

watashi wa nihongo ga sukoshi desu, demo mada jozu ja arimasen. (I know a little japanese, but I'm not very good yet - which is true. right now, I can only say lame shit, like "here's my businesscard", "I like your tits" and "you're a perverted pedo")

Libertine 06-19-2006 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel
I thought you were in the US, I was going to invite you over.

:(

If there's any chance of you getting drunk and flashing me, I'll be on the next plane :winkwink:


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