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Old 06-15-2006, 05:53 PM   #1
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yer momma is so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:56 PM   #2
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those jokes were extincted about 30 years ago
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Old 06-15-2006, 06:00 PM   #3
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jokes expire?

wow, thats a new one
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Old 06-15-2006, 08:42 PM   #4
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Old 06-15-2006, 08:52 PM   #5
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:05 PM   #6
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Your momma's so ugly that when she went to a freakshow the freak's got scared.
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:07 PM   #7
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Yo momma is so fat that she is embarassed about her appearance, so she doesn't go outside much and she usually just stays inside and watches soap operas and wears a moomoo. She has to take medication and she drives a buick.
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:08 PM   #8
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:17 PM   #9
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momma jokes are stupid and ineffective
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:44 PM   #10
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yo mamma is so black, when she got in my car the oil light came on.
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:44 PM   #11
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yo mamma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:51 PM   #13
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yo momma got one arm longer than the other and she rides her bike in a circle
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:52 PM   #14
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yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and said "hey who threw that rock!?"
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:53 PM   #15
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:53 PM   #16
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yo mommas so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:54 PM   #18
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Old 06-15-2006, 09:55 PM   #19
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Yo Momma is so fat... She freebases HAM!!!

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Old 06-15-2006, 09:55 PM   #20
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yo mamma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Yo momma is so fat that she is embarassed about her appearance, so she doesn't go outside much and she usually just stays inside and watches soap operas and wears a moomoo. She has to take medication and she drives a buick.
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