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nofx 06-15-2006 05:53 PM

yer momma is so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her
 
yea post yer best ones fggts

nico-t 06-15-2006 05:56 PM

those jokes were extincted about 30 years ago

nofx 06-15-2006 06:00 PM

jokes expire?

wow, thats a new one

reynold 06-15-2006 08:42 PM

"Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets." :)

TurboAngel 06-15-2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
jokes expire?

wow, thats a new one



:1orglaugh :winkwink: :1orglaugh

notabook 06-15-2006 09:05 PM

Your momma's so ugly that when she went to a freakshow the freak's got scared.

Nismo 06-15-2006 09:07 PM

Yo momma is so fat that she is embarassed about her appearance, so she doesn't go outside much and she usually just stays inside and watches soap operas and wears a moomoo. She has to take medication and she drives a buick.

CaptainHowdy 06-15-2006 09:08 PM

your momma...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-15-2006 09:17 PM

momma jokes are stupid and ineffective

I'm a sig whore 06-15-2006 09:44 PM

yo mamma is so black, when she got in my car the oil light came on.

I'm a sig whore 06-15-2006 09:44 PM

yo mamma is so black, when she got in my car the oil light came on.

I'm a sig whore 06-15-2006 09:47 PM

yo mamma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

tical 06-15-2006 09:51 PM

yo momma got one arm longer than the other and she rides her bike in a circle

tical 06-15-2006 09:52 PM

yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and said "hey who threw that rock!?"

I'm a sig whore 06-15-2006 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical
yo momma got one arm longer than the other and she rides her bike in a circle


AMATEUR WEALTH :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

tical 06-15-2006 09:53 PM

yo mommas so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real

I'm a sig whore 06-15-2006 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm a sig whore
AMATEUR WEALTH :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup


is taking over this thread.

tical 06-15-2006 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm a sig whore
AMATEUR WEALTH :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

woo woo!

GTS Mark 06-15-2006 09:55 PM

Yo Momma is so fat... She freebases HAM!!!

DH

I'm a sig whore 06-15-2006 09:55 PM

yo mamma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Malicious Biz 06-15-2006 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo
Yo momma is so fat that she is embarassed about her appearance, so she doesn't go outside much and she usually just stays inside and watches soap operas and wears a moomoo. She has to take medication and she drives a buick.

DING DING DING! we have a winner.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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