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Clownbarf · 06-09-2006, 05:21 PM

I need to kill a cell phone quick, easily and stealthly. Kill as in render useless, does not work, can't do its job of calling out or receiving calls. I don't think mace will do the job but I'm thinking of zapping it with a little stun gun. There are some pretty small ones out there. Zapping it as in the exterior shell or if need be, try to make contact with the little charging dock at the base.

I've heard of electro magnetic devices that'll wipe out a hard drive if used next to one. What do you think a device like that will have if used on a cell phone?

Scott McD · 06-09-2006, 05:24 PM

sweetgirl2006 · 06-09-2006, 05:25 PM

yeah that should work lol.. my friend drop his nokia cell phone down the 13th floors of his apartment and funny thing was it was still working lol... but then he run it over with is buddy ford pick up truck lol..

biftek · 06-09-2006, 05:27 PM

the stun gun will do enough damage to the phone , but it wont be stealthy
the circuit board will have scorch marks there will be a tell tale sign that it was fried by electricity , unless a freak bolt of lighthing struck your pocket with just enough charge to kil the phone

the way with an easy story is just to leave the phone on and throw it into the washing machine

potter · 06-09-2006, 05:28 PM

2 seconds in the microwave, or is it three.. Anyway, that's hwat my friend always did with his phones when he "needed new ones". It's untracable and kills the phone completely.

VicD · 06-09-2006, 05:28 PM

Throw it in the water (river, bathtub... )

babedirect · 06-09-2006, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by vicd

Throw it in the water (river, bathtub... )

That was going to be my suggestion

pussyluver · 06-09-2006, 06:13 PM

Oh, Sorry! you said stealthy

pstation · 06-09-2006, 06:20 PM

update your firmware and pull out the battery while it's in progress, that should do it for sure and leave no obvious signs.

J. Falcon · 06-09-2006, 06:24 PM

DBS.US · 06-09-2006, 06:28 PM

I used a stun gun befor without any burn marks. Just a quick pop and its over.

minusonebit · 06-09-2006, 06:40 PM

Washing machine is a good idea.

fetishblog · 06-09-2006, 07:25 PM

Factory reset it and wipe out the ESN.

E$_manager · 06-09-2006, 07:32 PM

i thought first, that there is an FBI after you and you need to kill your phone to stop the shadowing

qw12er · 06-09-2006, 08:10 PM

Microwave it ... 12 sec is more than enough

pstation · 06-09-2006, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishblog

Factory reset it and wipe out the ESN.

think you'd have to do muchhhhhh more than factory reset to clear the ESN, they're pretty damn secure on modern phones today.

notabook · 06-09-2006, 08:15 PM

I would use a stungun as well. Make sure it's powerful enough -- I have a 65,000 kv stun gun that can't hurt any electronic device really, and a 950,000 kv stun gun that will fry just about anything it touches. I'm sure anything about 150,000 kv would kill most electronics.

ungratefulninja · 06-09-2006, 08:29 PM

If you want it to look like an accident, the water thing definately works. If you want it to look like it went bad on its own, most cell phones have moisture indicators. Usually one or more on the outside and one on the inside. Most have indicators on the battery too.

There are a variety of ways you could kill it without physical damage, a lot of them would require some work, though. You can flash the phone and just purposely mess that up. That would require the right software and usb cable, though.

Some of the heating/electrical methods described would be quick, but under careful scrutiny would probably show some melting.

On most GSM phones if you punch the PIN code in wrong a whole bunch of times it'll ruin the SIM card and temporarily disable it until another SIM can be gotten.

Capt. rold · 06-09-2006, 08:33 PM

go for a swim - with it in your pocket - worked for me a few times

biftek · 06-09-2006, 08:34 PM

punching the wrong code will only lock the phone , you will then need the puk code to unlock the phone , changing the sim wont unlock the phone

heating and electrical will leave signs , especially when the componets on the phone are only designed for small current and voltage , starting pumping stun gun voltage in and you'll leave scorch marks on the board

notabook · 06-09-2006, 08:43 PM

If you can open up the cell phone w/o leaving any indicators like major scratch marks or breaking any warning labels, you could get to the inner board and kill it a lot easier with just one or two bursts from a cell phone, without leaving major visible damage/burning of the IC boards. But if it's just like a quick attack for revenge thing, you'll have to hold it down a bit to do the damage while it's enclosed in it's enclosure. 5-7 seconds prolly... be warned stun guns do make a fair amount of noise (especially the 700,000kv+ ones! sounds like a damn mini-machine gun), however, so it's not exactly discrete.

notabook · 06-09-2006, 08:49 PM

lol... I said one or two bursts from a cell phone

One or two bursts from a STUN GUN bleah. 3 minutes to edit just ain't enough!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-09-2006, 09:16 PM

get a 1/10,000 micro drill and drill a few holes all the way though it, no one will ever notice!

AmateurFlix · 06-09-2006, 09:19 PM

microwave. just don't leave it in very long,and be careful it doesn't boil the LCD display and leave an indication (don't know if that could happen or not, just saying keep an eye on it)

msan · 06-10-2006, 10:49 PM

May I ask why would one want to kill a cellphone?

pstation · 06-11-2006, 08:55 AM

probably to get another one free with insurance

MaddCaz · 06-11-2006, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I was thinking the same thing

ssp · 06-11-2006, 10:00 AM

Hurry up the police is on its way!

SilentKnight · 06-11-2006, 10:07 AM

What's the matter...ransom demand call go bad?

BoogieCFZ · 06-11-2006, 10:07 AM

if you're going to be taking this to a dealer for a refund or something, be wary of water. there are water damager stickers inside, if they get wet, then they can tell you've voided warranties.

gimo33 · 06-11-2006, 10:13 AM

try to short some of the connections

fetishblog · 06-11-2006, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pstation

think you'd have to do muchhhhhh more than factory reset to clear the ESN, they're pretty damn secure on modern phones today.

Takes about 5 seconds to google something for the phone model. I can remove the ESN in 3 steps on my Kyocera...

Mr. Romance · 06-11-2006, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Follow this advice...

Mr. Romance

s9ann0 · 06-11-2006, 10:58 AM

I microwaved a cellphone once it was totally fucked but don't leave it in too long else the plastic buckles and it looks burnt

OzMan · 06-11-2006, 11:00 AM

I would talk to your girlfriend and say if she calls or gets a call from the other guy again it's over.

kewlest · 06-11-2006, 11:00 AM

dump it in water?

SmokeyTheBear · 06-11-2006, 11:03 AM

dont dump it in water , theres a sticker on the inside that will change colors when exposed to moisture

Babagirls · 06-11-2006, 12:11 PM

throw it on the ground and run over it while calling it from another cell phone and hear it die.

L0rdJuni0r · 06-11-2006, 12:20 PM

i slammed mine on the ground and it is no more... now all i have is my computer phone... I kinda like not having a cell, its alot more peaceful.

RogerV10 · 06-11-2006, 12:23 PM

What are yopu trying to do? Return it and get the insurance for it?

Just take out the SIM card and lose it. My insurance covers loss.

gandalfuy · 06-11-2006, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd

Throw it in the water (river, bathtub... )

i think this is the best solution.

pstation · 06-11-2006, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV10

What are yopu trying to do? Return it and get the insurance for it?

Just take out the SIM card and lose it. My insurance covers loss.

think they're trying to have their warranty cover it.

madawgz · 06-11-2006, 02:07 PM

a gun would work perfectly

writersworld8 · 06-11-2006, 02:22 PM

flush it!

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czarina · 06-11-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

Oh, Sorry! you said stealthy

Just sit about 100 yards away.

u-Bob · 06-11-2006, 02:37 PM

Go to a hospital and ask the nice people to take an MRI of your cell phone

ridikuloz · 06-11-2006, 02:53 PM

you can always sell it....

spacekadet · 06-11-2006, 03:16 PM

a lot of phones have a little sticker inside them that changes color when exposed to a liquid.

pussyluver · 06-11-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

Just sit about 100 yards away.

If you can hit a cell phone at 100 yards, then you're one hell of a shot. Being too close is dangerous for sure.

reynold · 06-11-2006, 06:32 PM

What model? Give that to me instead..

06-09-2006, 05:21 PM	#1
Clownbarf Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 283	Quickest way to kill a cell phone. I need to kill a cell phone quick, easily and stealthly. Kill as in render useless, does not work, can't do its job of calling out or receiving calls. I don't think mace will do the job but I'm thinking of zapping it with a little stun gun. There are some pretty small ones out there. Zapping it as in the exterior shell or if need be, try to make contact with the little charging dock at the base. I've heard of electro magnetic devices that'll wipe out a hard drive if used next to one. What do you think a device like that will have if used on a cell phone?

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06-09-2006, 05:25 PM	#3
sweetgirl2006 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,194	yeah that should work lol.. my friend drop his nokia cell phone down the 13th floors of his apartment and funny thing was it was still working lol... but then he run it over with is buddy ford pick up truck lol.. __________________

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potter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Denver Posts: 6,559	2 seconds in the microwave, or is it three.. Anyway, that's hwat my friend always did with his phones when he "needed new ones". It's untracable and kills the phone completely. __________________

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06-09-2006, 05:27 PM	#4
biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	the stun gun will do enough damage to the phone , but it wont be stealthy the circuit board will have scorch marks there will be a tell tale sign that it was fried by electricity , unless a freak bolt of lighthing struck your pocket with just enough charge to kil the phone the way with an easy story is just to leave the phone on and throw it into the washing machine

06-09-2006, 05:28 PM	#6
VicD ICQ: 304-611-162 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Masterdam Posts: 13,245	Throw it in the water (river, bathtub... )

06-09-2006, 06:13 PM	#8
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06-09-2006, 06:20 PM	#9
pstation Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 1,135	update your firmware and pull out the battery while it's in progress, that should do it for sure and leave no obvious signs.

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minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Washing machine is a good idea.

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06-09-2006, 08:15 PM	#17
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	I would use a stungun as well. Make sure it's powerful enough -- I have a 65,000 kv stun gun that can't hurt any electronic device really, and a 950,000 kv stun gun that will fry just about anything it touches. I'm sure anything about 150,000 kv would kill most electronics. __________________

06-09-2006, 08:29 PM	#18
ungratefulninja Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 682	If you want it to look like an accident, the water thing definately works. If you want it to look like it went bad on its own, most cell phones have moisture indicators. Usually one or more on the outside and one on the inside. Most have indicators on the battery too. There are a variety of ways you could kill it without physical damage, a lot of them would require some work, though. You can flash the phone and just purposely mess that up. That would require the right software and usb cable, though. Some of the heating/electrical methods described would be quick, but under careful scrutiny would probably show some melting. On most GSM phones if you punch the PIN code in wrong a whole bunch of times it'll ruin the SIM card and temporarily disable it until another SIM can be gotten.

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06-09-2006, 08:34 PM	#20
biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	punching the wrong code will only lock the phone , you will then need the puk code to unlock the phone , changing the sim wont unlock the phone heating and electrical will leave signs , especially when the componets on the phone are only designed for small current and voltage , starting pumping stun gun voltage in and you'll leave scorch marks on the board

06-09-2006, 08:43 PM	#21
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	If you can open up the cell phone w/o leaving any indicators like major scratch marks or breaking any warning labels, you could get to the inner board and kill it a lot easier with just one or two bursts from a cell phone, without leaving major visible damage/burning of the IC boards. But if it's just like a quick attack for revenge thing, you'll have to hold it down a bit to do the damage while it's enclosed in it's enclosure. 5-7 seconds prolly... be warned stun guns do make a fair amount of noise (especially the 700,000kv+ ones! sounds like a damn mini-machine gun), however, so it's not exactly discrete. __________________

06-09-2006, 08:49 PM	#22
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	lol... I said one or two bursts from a cell phone One or two bursts from a STUN GUN bleah. 3 minutes to edit just ain't enough! __________________

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06-09-2006, 09:19 PM	#24
AmateurFlix Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 7,762	microwave. just don't leave it in very long,and be careful it doesn't boil the LCD display and leave an indication (don't know if that could happen or not, just saying keep an eye on it) __________________

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06-11-2006, 08:55 AM	#26
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s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	I microwaved a cellphone once it was totally fucked but don't leave it in too long else the plastic buckles and it looks burnt

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06-11-2006, 12:23 PM	#40
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